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Octopus Jar
07-16-2004, 10:26 PM
i really hate putting nsfw here because it's so fucking obvious
but apparently the slut-fucker doesn't think so

NSFW

http://www.joystickbcn.org/airport/willy/index.html

wondercunt
07-16-2004, 10:33 PM
oh little baby jesus!! i used to love bert and ernie.

kiwi
07-16-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Octopus Jar
the slut-fucker doesn't think so
http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon11.gif

Lycia+Mayfair
07-16-2004, 10:56 PM
HEY OCTOPUS JARS OF CLAY!

ARE YOU A REDKNECK?

WELL IF YOU ARE THEN YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT!

THERE'S THIS SONG BY BLUR CALLED "REDNKECS"

IT HAS THAT OL BLUEGRASS FLAVA YOU'RE SURE TO LOVE.

SO, DROP OWN BY MY PLACE TO LISTEN TO IT

OR I'LL SEND YO CRAKA ASS A COPY!

:p

that bitch kristin
07-16-2004, 10:57 PM
it would be really funny if you printed this shit out and posted it around your room so everyone you came into contact with would be forewarned that you're one sick fuck.

Nimrod's Son
07-16-2004, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by trykristin
it would be really funny if you printed this shit out and posted it around your room so everyone you came into contact with would be forwarned that you're one sick fuck. What exactly did he do to you? Break your widdle heart or what?

Lycia+Mayfair
07-16-2004, 11:06 PM
yo i think i did dude. hey trykristen um so sorry baby. i didn't mean what i said. if it means anything i'll send you my jackson 5 collection. i'll send it all. i even got the 8 tracks from the 70s when they still had fros and mikes was still black. you got to undastand that sometimes a nigga says thangs he dont even damn mean and shit. I was just tryin to make conversation and then you start steppin all over my emotions and shit. yo that shit hurts baby especially commin from a white girl. damn dat's bad.:(

Octopus Jar
07-16-2004, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Lycia+Mayfair
yo i think i did dude. hey trykristen um so sorry baby. i didn't mean what i said. if it means anything i'll send you my jackson 5 collection. i'll send it all. i even got the 8 tracks from the 70s when they still had fros and mikes was still black. you got to undastand that sometimes a nigga says thangs he dont even damn mean and shit. I was just tryin to make conversation and then you start steppin all over my emotions and shit. yo that shit hurts baby especially commin from a white girl. damn dat's bad.:(


aww the pathetic little troll is confused

he doesn't have a fucking clue what he's talking about

keep up with the conversation mr. troll

i_dont_live
07-16-2004, 11:17 PM
:erm

:erm :erm :erm :erm


that was uncool.

nearly as bad as the period chick from jewishbabe

that bitch kristin
07-16-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
What exactly did he do to you? Break your widdle heart or what?

what's it to ya, old man?

Nimrod's Son
07-16-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by trykristin


what's it to ya, old man? Well, let's see.. you went from posting "OMG Stars is so great" to completely hating his guts. I bet he broke your heart. Did you meet him? Did he get in your pants and then dump you?

that bitch kristin
07-16-2004, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Well, let's see.. you went from posting "OMG Stars is so great" to completely hating his guts. I bet he broke your heart. Did you meet him? Did he get in your pants and then dump you?

i NEVER posted that he was so great. i wouldn't be the type to do that.
when i like someone, no one knows about it. shows what you know of kristin.

i met him twice, no one got in anyone's pants.

how do you know i'm not just teasing or prodding for a reaction?

Dead
07-16-2004, 11:42 PM
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1078691">

Nimrod's Son
07-16-2004, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by trykristin


i NEVER posted that he was so great. i wouldn't be the type to do that.
when i like someone, no one knows about it. shows what you know of kristin.

i met him twice, no one got in anyone's pants.

how do you know i'm not just teasing or prodding for a reaction? You're not as hard to read as you'd like to think.

that bitch kristin
07-16-2004, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You're not as hard to read as you'd like to think.

you give yourself too much credit.

avian chaos
07-17-2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by trykristin

\how do you know i'm not just teasing or prodding for a reaction?

Normally I'd stay out of this kind of stuff, sit back and mind my business while letting out a hearty chortle here or there...

But I just had to swing by and say that I smell a cop out. "How do you know I'm not doing this for a reaction" has got to be the lamest, weakest thing to say in your own defense.

avian chaos
07-17-2004, 12:03 AM
By the way Otto Octavius, that Bert and Ernie porn was excellent. You get five stars outta me!

that bitch kristin
07-17-2004, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by avian chaos


Normally I'd stay out of this kind of stuff, sit back and mind my business while letting out a hearty chortle here or there...

But I just had to swing by and say that I smell a cop out. "How do you know I'm not doing this for a reaction" has got to be the lamest, weakest thing to say in your own defense.

what about

"i don't care. this is the internet'
or
"i don't know"
or
"none of your fucking business. i can post something and be vague about it if i want"

really, i'm antagonizing someone in order to alieviate some boredom. in this case, you both are looking too far into it than you need to.

thanks for the concern :rolleyes:

Nimrod's Son
07-17-2004, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by avian chaos
Otto OctaviusYou really have to stop making sexy posts like this.

avian chaos
07-17-2004, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You really have to stop making sexy posts like this.

Oh yeah? What're you going to do about it? Everyone knows you are the son of a motherfucker!

1 2 3 4

Nimrod's Son
07-17-2004, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by avian chaos


Oh yeah? What're you going to do about it? Everyone knows you are the son of a motherfucker!

1 2 3 4 Yes. My poor dad. I'm son of incestous union. :(

avian chaos
07-17-2004, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Yes. My poor dad. I'm son of incestous union. :(

It's okay Nimmy... We all have our problems. I could tell you a story that could make you cry!

Nimrod's Son
07-17-2004, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by avian chaos


It's okay Nimmy... We all have our problems. I could tell you a story that could make you cry! I doubt it.

Unless it involes cruelty to puppies.

Lycia+Mayfair
07-17-2004, 12:20 AM
Trykristen=XondriA???

I've been waiting to meet you my whole life!
Is it really you???

Oh my GOD!

avian chaos
07-17-2004, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I doubt it.

Unless it involes cruelty to puppies.

You mean losing my penis to a whore with a disease isn't sad enough?

Wait'll Frankie Black gets the terrible news. :(

Nimrod's Son
07-17-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by avian chaos


You mean losing my penis to a whore with a disease isn't sad enough?

Wait'll Frankie Black gets the terrible news. :( FUCK. I just missed a Pixies reference. Please forgive me, I've been tired.

that bitch kristin
07-17-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Lycia+Mayfair
Trykristen=XondriA???

I've been waiting to meet you my whole life!
Is it really you???

Oh my GOD!

maybe you should try suicide.

avian chaos
07-17-2004, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
FUCK. I just missed a Pixies reference. Please forgive me, I've been tired.

dontgimmenoshitbecause!

Seeing as I've been listening to Caribou and Trompe Le Monde at least once a day every day since summer started... I could do this all night, haha. I'm going to go to bed now because I really HAVE been tired.

I hate working a night shift with a morning shift to back it up the next day. :mad: If they keep this up they're gonna break my body, and poor ol' Mike is gonna have to hold my bones!

Goodnight everyone.

Nimrod's Son
07-17-2004, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by avian chaos


dontgimmenoshitbecause!

I could do this all night, haha. I'm going to go to bed now because I really HAVE been tired.

I hate working a night shift with a morning shift to back it up the next day. :mad: If they keep this up they're gonna break my body, and poor ol' Mike is gonna have to hold my bones!

Goodnight everyone. Well you're lucky. I'm still AT work. For... 5 minutes.

Look, all I know is that there were rumours you were into field hockey players. It was so hush hush.

Lycia+Mayfair
07-17-2004, 12:28 AM
Suicide. No. That's overrated. I think Kurt Cobain ruined the surprise for everybody. I'd rather have a near death experience and come back and tell everybody what happend. wait ,I did that too. Heaven is nice, but you wouldn't know cause yo ass aint goin!

that bitch kristin
07-17-2004, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Lycia+Mayfair
Suicide. No. That's overrated. I think Kurt Cobain ruined the surprise for everybody. I'd rather have a near death experience and come back and tell everybody what happend. wait ,I did that too. Heaven is nice, but you wouldn't know cause yo ass aint goin!

lame.

you are SO not jesus banks.

me 'n jesus are like this :banoonoo:

avian chaos
07-17-2004, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Well you're lucky. I'm still AT work. For... 5 minutes.

Look, all I know is that there were rumours you were into field hockey players. It was so hush hush.

NIMMY

WITH ONE M

NIMY

oops! I posted again :(

Nimrod's Son
07-17-2004, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by avian chaos


NIMMY

WITH ONE M

NIMY

oops! I posted again :( Go to bed Kimmy.

I'm out. I'll think of you when I walk the strand on this true hermosa night.

Lycia+Mayfair
07-17-2004, 12:33 AM
Jesus Banks?

You tell that Sonofabitch I said to kiss my asss cause he owes me money!

But the real jesus and me are like two peas in a pod. we're inseparable!

Do you love Jesus Trykristen????

He loves you
not half as much as I do though. :p

mxzombie
07-17-2004, 07:05 AM
i love that there are pictures through windows and through the keyhole. this man is a genius.

spring
07-17-2004, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Look, all I know is that there were rumours you were into field hockey players. It was so hush hush.


all i had to do was sign up for the team. he was gone the next day :D

GreenEggsNSpam
07-17-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by i_dont_live
:erm

:erm :erm :erm :erm


that was uncool.

aspecialkid
07-17-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Octopus Jar
i really hate putting nsfw here because it's so fucking obvious
but apparently the slut-fucker doesn't think so

NSFW

http://www.joystickbcn.org/airport/willy/index.html

i had honestly thought you were fishing, so i was suprised it was a real link!