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Why Am I So Ugly?
07-13-2004, 12:12 PM
hey liquid j. how cum u never on aim anymore

Why Am I So Ugly?
07-13-2004, 12:17 PM
hey Jay. im gonna take a dump real quick. if you get online and IM me and i dondt respond that means im taking a shit.

07-13-2004, 12:19 PM
haha! i've been busy lately. and mariner was visiting and stuff. AND THE INTERNET IS FOR LOSERS.

hey, tell me if everything came out ok with that dump. :( i think mariner's presence has upped my capacity for bad puns. wtf!

Why Am I So Ugly?
07-13-2004, 12:24 PM
hey jay. i took my dump. i always take my glasses off when i do it. im worried theyll fall in the toilet. and if they do, well id have to get new glasses then. also my sphincter hurts whenever i take a shit. i trace it back to that one time where i was letting go of a really wide package. GODDAMN you know the ones where it feels like youre giving birth THROUGH YOUR ASS.

oh i didnt know you lived close to mariner

07-13-2004, 12:26 PM
i don't, he's on a big road trip. i bet if you toned down the dump talk and told him where you live, he'd swing by.

Why Am I So Ugly?
07-13-2004, 12:29 PM
well if he doesnt have a sense of humor i dont want him to swing by

07-13-2004, 12:33 PM
he does, that was my indirect way of telling you that your potty mouth makes it difficult for me to eat my breakfast

Why Am I So Ugly?
07-13-2004, 12:37 PM
eat poo poo puffs