View Full Version : waking up with a hard on


phaedrus
07-11-2004, 10:09 AM
you look down and you're like "OHHH yeah."

smashingjj
07-11-2004, 10:10 AM
No.

ChristHimself!
07-11-2004, 10:11 AM
I can't NOT do this :erm

Eulogy
07-11-2004, 10:15 AM
It's annoying.

I usually don't have time to get rid of it.....but I do anyway. So then I have to rush to get ready.

bah

twilightfadez
07-11-2004, 10:20 AM
being a boy sucks

Slacker
07-11-2004, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
being a boy sucks

still I'd rather have a penis

Eulogy
07-11-2004, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
being a boy sucks

nah.

Waking up with a boner probably isn't as bad as getting your period or having a baby.

Yeah, that's right. Looks like being a girl sucks.

twilightfadez
07-11-2004, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Eulogy


nah.

Waking up with a boner probably isn't as bad as getting your period or having a baby.

Yeah, that's right. Looks like being a girl sucks.

owned.

Mooney
07-11-2004, 10:25 AM
i have morning wood pretty much everyday. i usually jerk it off. :) i can't think of a better way to start my day!

Eulogy
07-11-2004, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez


owned.

You know it.

But hey, I bet vaginas can be fun.

Eulogy
07-11-2004, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Mooney
i have morning wood pretty much everyday. i usually jerk it off. :) i can't think of a better way to start my day!

Do you sleep on your stomach?

Slacker
07-11-2004, 10:44 AM
this thread made me realize I dont get morning wood so much anymore.

I feel as though another piece of my youth is slip, slip, slipping away.

Thoughtless
07-11-2004, 02:08 PM
It happens every day. EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Isle
07-11-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Mooney
i have morning wood pretty much everyday. i usually jerk it off. :) i can't think of a better way to start my day!

agreed!

GreenEggsNSpam
07-11-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Thoughtless
It happens every day. EVERY FUCKING DAY. Why does it get you down?

wondercunt
07-11-2004, 03:32 PM
i can't imagine doing anything autoerotic in the morning. guys r liek so weird.

Rockin' Cherub
07-11-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by wondercunt
i can't imagine doing anything autoerotic in the morning. guys r liek so weird. it's like the most normal thing in the world

wondercunt
07-11-2004, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub
it's like the most normal thing in the world

it would be cool to be a guy for a day

Thoughtless
07-11-2004, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Why does it get you down?

'Cause I'm always paranoid that I'll have tossed and turned the covers off my body, and someone will walk into my room to wake me up and be greeted by a raging boner. :erm

Dead
07-11-2004, 04:02 PM
Better to go out with a bang than let it fade away.

Actually I let it fade, I wake up with one often but I just leave it alone and it goes away. I'm never in the mood.

mewl
07-11-2004, 05:21 PM
i always wake up with a boner. it's kind of annoying but i don't ever do anything about it. goes away in like 2 minutes anyway.