my friend wants to know.



























haha ok it was jesus!

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ewwww, only if he gave me a cookie

Originally posted by wondercunt
ewwww, only if he gave me a cookie

cream filling anyone?

if i was a guy, i'd want to cum on a girls face.

Originally posted by wondercunt
ewwww, only if he gave me a cookie

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What do you mean "let?" It's not like I fucking ask.

Originally posted by Isle


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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
What do you mean "let?" It's not like I fucking ask.

oh shit! since when did you become a lady! FUCK now i've got competition!?#@!@

For the record, I've never come in a girl's face. That's just kinda dumb.

I've had times in the past where I come on a girl's chest. Now, this would normally be weird for me, but this particular time the girl wanted me to. And when I did, she started rubbing it all over her chest.

It was kinda sexy! And after wiping it up, we hit the shower. And had sex again! It was a turn-on.

Originally posted by Subsequent Zero
the girl wanted me to. And when I did, she started rubbing it all over her chest.

It was kinda sexy! And after wiping it up, we hit the shower. And had sex again! It was a turn-on. Perfect example of something I would never do. :eek:

Call me a prude.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
What do you mean "let?" It's not like I fucking ask.


yeah. he has a point.;)

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
What do you mean "let?" It's not like I fucking ask.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
What do you mean "let?" It's not like I fucking ask.

I don't think i would ever do it without the girl telling me to do it first. Seems like if you did it, and she didnt want it, it would hamper any future relations.

Kristin you are somewhat obsessed with this topic. I think you secretly want a guy to jizz on your face.

Originally posted by The Light
Perfect example of something I would never do. :eek:

Call me a prude.

Well, sometimes you just get caught up in it. Like this one particular time, mentioned above, the girl whispered to me (in the middle of doing it): "I want you to come on my chest..." So I pulled out, and I did! No if's and's or but's about it.

I would never do that on my own self-accord, but it was such a turn on to hear her whisper that, that I couldn't hold it in any longer!

Originally posted by Jacob


I don't think i would ever do it without the girl telling me to do it first. Seems like if you did it, and she didnt want it, it would hamper any future relations. I agree with you jacob

Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
Kristin you are somewhat obsessed with this topic. I think you secretly want a guy to jizz on your face.

we have a winner

the majority of girls don't like this in my experience. i've had this conversation before.

it really is one of those moves that is left to the movies more often then not

Originally posted by wounded
the majority of girls don't like this in my experience. i've had this conversation before.

it really is one of those moves that is left to the movies more often then not

thanks for the insight :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Octopus Jar


thanks for the insight

what a pussy

i once dated a girl who was very adamant that i come on her face

Originally posted by wounded


what a pussy

aaahaha at least hit me with something relevant

Originally posted by i wanna die
i once dated a girl who was very adamant that i come on her face Can you get me in touch with her?

Originally posted by i wanna die
i once dated a girl who was very adamant that i come on her face

mmhmmmmmmm

Originally posted by neopryn
Can you get me in touch with her?

she was a rare one. she was filthy rich, for one. veryvery good-looking (a blonde, at that). veryvery sexual. i really lucked out. shoulda known she wasn't going to stick around with me long...

Originally posted by Isle
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stop that.

If I were a lady I would take a shot in the face my boyfriend wanted me to.

u gotta pull a houdini on her

Originally posted by Mayfuck
u gotta pull a houdini on her


ha, i forgot about that term. lol.

Originally posted by Geek USA


stop that.

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how bout the dolphin?

Originally posted by ******
how bout the dolphin?


you like dolphins?

Originally posted by Isle


¬_¬ ahem

Originally posted by Geek USA



you like dolphins?

you are fucking a girl from behind, you slip and it almost goes in her ass... she turns and goes, "eh eh eh eh"... making the dolphin sound. hence the dolphin

Originally posted by ******


you are fucking a girl from behind, you slip and it almost goes in her ass... she turns and goes, "eh eh eh eh"... making the dolphin sound. hence the dolphin


:rofl:

lmao at dolphin.

my favorite is the dutch oven. not that i would do that.

what is a dutch oven. I'm unaware of these crazy terms for sexual things

Originally posted by Toby
what is a dutch oven.

I've heard it's good for your skin.

they can't say no if they're dead :confused:

Originally posted by Toby
what is a dutch oven

when you fart in a girl's face:erm

Originally posted by Octopus Jar


aaahaha at least hit me with something relevant

this one girl wanted cum in her hair. it was a crazy thing to hear while getting a blow job.

Originally posted by Isle


when you fart in a girl's face:erm

When you are in bed with a girl and fart, and pull the covers over her head. I've actually *been* dutch ovened by my girlfriend. :erm

One time i got my boyfriend in the eye by accident.... I couldn't stop laughing :D

only the coolest, most secure girl would ever agree to something like this. and most are just not that secure.

i never understood why if shes with a boy she loves and there is totally trust. i mean i would do anything my girlfriend wanted to do sexually but most girls are prudish. its a bummer.

Originally posted by Pudge
only the coolest, most secure girl would ever agree to something like this. and most are just not that secure.

i never understood why if shes with a boy she loves and there is totally trust. i mean i would do anything my girlfriend wanted to do sexually but most girls are prudish. its a bummer.

i don't find this to be the case. you're just not good enough in bed to bring the freak out in them.

Originally posted by silent1


i don't find this to be the case. you're just not good enough in bed to bring the freak out in them.

so true.
:(

Cumming on a girls face shows that you're boss. :D

although I've never done it.

There is this one chick I want to cum on though.