View Full Version : ATTN : Everyone. New Netphoria Rules.


Cactuar
10-01-2002, 02:43 AM
1) Anyone who types "***" will be warned. If you continue doing it, you WILL be banned. ***ing is allowed in this thread for all the people who wish to be 'funny'.

2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.

3) Nude pictures ONLY in threads clearly labelled - I don't want to be seen looking at that shit at work or school... DO YOU?

4) Using HTML to ruin a thread will result in your BANNING. No warning.

5) You are allowed to ***** sounds, but MIDI only. It sucks for people on a lower than cable connection.



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skippy
10-01-2002, 02:45 AM
In that case, ***.

Hmmm...that's not so funny.

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strange_one
10-01-2002, 02:49 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:

3) Nude pictures ONLY in threads clearly labelled - I don't want to be seen looking at that shit at work or school... DO YOU?

</font>


<font color=33FFFF> so hang on...you're allowed to post nude pics without getting banned, just by saying 'nude pics inside' in the subject line? cool

strange_one
10-01-2002, 02:49 AM
<font color=33FFFF> also do I have to post 'gore inside' if I post any pics from ogrish anymore, or doesn't that matter?

FearFactory
10-01-2002, 02:50 AM
<font color="orange">Glenn making rules? TEH FUNNEH!
</font>

skippy
10-01-2002, 02:51 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by strange_one:
<font color=33FFFF> also do I have to post 'gore inside' if I post any pics from ogrish anymore, or doesn't that matter?</font>


i think you should have to. anything from ogrish is FAR more offensive to my eyes then some nudie pic.

Orchestra
10-01-2002, 02:54 AM
fuck these rules
?

Squashing Pineapples
10-01-2002, 02:55 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:
1) Anyone who types "***" will be warned. If you continue doing it, you WILL be banned. ***ing is allowed in this thread for all the people who wish to be 'funny'.</font>

***
not that funny http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:

2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.</font>

I like that! That "Julian, PORN SHIZNIT" bitch will have to change that one-page sig

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:

5) You are allowed to ***** sounds, but MIDI only. It sucks for people on a lower than cable connection.
</font>

what is a ***** sound ?

Debaser
10-01-2002, 03:00 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Orchestra:
fuck these rules
?</font>

BAN!!

Cactuar
10-01-2002, 03:03 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by strange_one:
<font color=33FFFF> also do I have to post 'gore inside' if I post any pics from ogrish anymore, or doesn't that matter?</font>

Same deal. Warn people, UNLESS you're linking, which it then can be used for comedy http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif.

patrick
10-01-2002, 03:04 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:


2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.
</font>

what about julian?

think of the children http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

strange_one
10-01-2002, 03:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:
Same deal. Warn people, UNLESS you're linking, which it then can be used for comedy http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif.</font>

<font color=33FFFF> ok, I can do that. ignore the deer thread then, I made that before I read these rules

Fattening Ass
10-01-2002, 03:11 AM
<font color=font colors fucking suck>I guess the new rules ain't THAT bad. I might have a problem with #5 tho http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

Squashing Pineapples
10-01-2002, 03:14 AM
Any new rule regarding GOATSE? The Gaddrow said it is forbidden now, and I told him to fuck off...

If people have to use the rule "3" for GOATSE, it will lose all its fun

Cactuar
10-01-2002, 03:16 AM
These will be being enforced TOMMORROW.

As I won't be an admin until tommorrow.

strange_one
10-01-2002, 03:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:

As I won't be an admin until tommorrow.</font>

<font color=33FFFF> uh...say that again? YUO = ADMIN? oh my god

MisterSquishyHalo
10-01-2002, 03:20 AM
so *** is okay for how many more hours?

Fattening Ass
10-01-2002, 03:22 AM
<font color=font colors fucking suck> http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/confused.gif BTW, whats the big deal with ***s ?

Ihaman
10-01-2002, 03:23 AM
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif you're forgetting that the best post of all time (julio's 10,000 post rave) broke all of these rules

Elvis The Fat Years
10-01-2002, 03:30 AM
only midis. fuck that. it should be like sig pics...all sound files (wav, mp3s, midis) should be under 60k.

Fattening Ass
10-01-2002, 03:31 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
...all sound files (wav, mp3s, midis) should be under 60k.</font><font color=black size=1>



[This message has been edited by Fattening Ass (edited 10-01-2002).]

Irrelevant
10-01-2002, 03:33 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
only midis. fuck that. it should be like sig pics...all sound files (wav, mp3s, midis) should be under 60k.</font>

it's a lot harder to check the filesize of an em<ick>bedded sound than it is a picture, you know. it's a hassle.

[This message has been edited by Irrelevant (edited 10-01-2002).]

Cactuar
10-01-2002, 03:34 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by strange_one:
<font color=33FFFF> uh...say that again? YUO = ADMIN? oh my god</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

Elvis The Fat Years
10-01-2002, 03:38 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Irrelevant:
it's a lot harder to check the filesize of an em< !>bedded sound than it is a picture, you know. it's a hassle.

[This message has been edited by Irrelevant (edited 10-01-2002).]</font>

we could use the honor system. have all of us put our left hand on the netphoria server and raise out right hand and swear, 'i will only put sounds under 60k inside of threads.'

and why the new rules? this place seemed to be running pretty smooth.

Lie
10-01-2002, 03:39 AM
Couldn't we post our sigs whenever we want provided that it's only text? I hardly ever post mine anymore but I can see how it might be a problem for people who are addicted to checking the show sig box.

beef curtains
10-01-2002, 03:42 AM
since you will no doubt be a cock starting tomorrow, i would like to adapt your nazi-like demeanor and ask you to remove your racially inappropriate signature AND avatar.

thank you for your cooperation

strange_one
10-01-2002, 03:43 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
but I can see how it might be a problem for people who are addicted to checking the show sig box.</font>

<font color=33FFFF> *looks at ledrew*

FearFactory
10-01-2002, 03:49 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
since you will no doubt be a cock starting tomorrow, i would like to adapt your nazi-like demeanor and ask you to remove your racially inappropriate signature AND avatar.

thank you for your cooperation</font>

<font color="orange">Into the oven you go!
</font>

funnygeezus
10-01-2002, 03:50 AM
<font color=slate>so you're enforcing the actual characters "***" and not ***-behaviour? are one word responses to poll-posts still ok? how about quoting with nothing but a thumbs up or down? how about making a series of posts that could clearly be combined into a single post? how about posting addendums to what you posted instead of editing them in? what if you use "***" in a post that is clearly not a ***? are you going to "**" ***?

oh yeah... ***.

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relaxor!
10-01-2002, 04:03 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:
2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.</font>Shitcrapgoddamnit.


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Elvis The Fat Years
10-01-2002, 04:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FearFactory:
<font color="orange">Into the oven you go!
</font></font>

hawhaw

Lie
10-01-2002, 04:07 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
since you will no doubt be a cock starting tomorrow, i would like to adapt your nazi-like demeanor and ask you to remove your racially inappropriate signature AND avatar.</font>

His avatar isn't racially inappropriate, and I'm Korean and have no problem with his sig, so quit acting all offended. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

Elvis The Fat Years
10-01-2002, 04:08 AM
page2

twice
10-01-2002, 04:29 AM
so if i put a *** at this point, will i be banned?


IF SO...PLEASE DISREGAURD!!!! I'LL DIE IF YOU BAN ME! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

StillBecomingApart
10-01-2002, 04:36 AM
I don't like this new rules, especially the sig one and the HTML one. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Netphoria is cool without these rules http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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New Netphoria Photo Album (http://www.iofthemourning.com/netphoto/album.asp)

Cactuar
10-01-2002, 04:56 AM
Ok, Shannon, Once you get your internet boyfriend to stop making racist and homophobic comments.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

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Fattening Ass
10-01-2002, 06:04 AM
<font color=font colors fucking suck>what about +5's?

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DeviousJ
10-01-2002, 06:58 AM
Hey!
These rules suck!

BlueStar
10-01-2002, 07:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:

These rules suck!</font>

<font color=#ADD8E6>I like posting my sig everytime I post.



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lawson
10-01-2002, 12:50 PM
im glad for the sig rule and the porn rule, but dont you think eventually netphoria will just turning into a porn site anyway? we need a porn forum - make the Smashing Pumpkins and music trading post board just the trading post hahahaha

Smiley33
10-01-2002, 02:21 PM
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Nein ***! Welcome to the new Netphoria.

Lie
10-01-2002, 04:28 PM
Hey, can we at least have a reason for the sig rule?

drowned
10-01-2002, 06:03 PM
*** (only because i've never done it before, might as well get one in now!)

kypper
10-01-2002, 06:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Nein ***! Welcome to the new Netphoria.</font>

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Furer: CACTAUR!

beef curtains
10-01-2002, 06:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
His avatar isn't racially inappropriate, and I'm Korean and have no problem with his sig, so quit acting all offended. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif</font>


I hope you're not attempting to speak for everyone of Korean descent there missy. My roommate wouldn't particularly enjoy that.
And besides, i'm just trying to be a cock like he is!

The Gaddrow
10-01-2002, 07:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Hey, can we at least have a reason for the sig rule?</font> Cause it's fucking annoying to see the same sig ten times on a page.

scouse_dave
10-01-2002, 08:01 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Gaddrow:
Cause it's fucking annoying to see the same sig ten times on a page.</font>

tru dat...

Tessellation
10-01-2002, 08:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:
1) Anyone who types "***" will be warned. If you continue doing it, you WILL be banned. ***ing is allowed in this thread for all the people who wish to be 'funny'.

2) Sig images must be under 60k, and a maximum of 4 lines of text are allowed in your sig. Your sig is also only allowed to be posted ONCE a thread, unless it is small, then it's fine.

3) Nude pictures ONLY in threads clearly labelled - I don't want to be seen looking at that shit at work or school... DO YOU?

4) Using HTML to ruin a thread will result in your BANNING. No warning.

5) You are allowed to ***** sounds, but MIDI only. It sucks for people on a lower than cable connection.

</font>

OK, I can live w. those. I'm very happy w. the sound rule...

Fattening Ass
10-01-2002, 08:27 PM
<font color=font colors fucking suck>***<BGSOUND SRC="http://midi-disco.chat.ru/disco-midi/ymca.mid">

rkjr
10-01-2002, 08:31 PM
I have yet to perform a ***. So I guess now is as good a time as ever.

***.

noir cat
10-01-2002, 09:56 PM
***
<font color=black>Glenn, you should make acceptions for me. :D</font>

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Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 01:05 AM
+77

twice
10-02-2002, 01:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
77</font>

good number. but you've tainted it, motherfuck.

jenn
10-02-2002, 01:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Furer: CACTAUR!</font>

Sig Heil.

Hillzy
10-02-2002, 01:34 AM
***

lawson
10-02-2002, 02:23 AM
***

COME ON EVERYBODY! LAST CHANCE!!!

lawson
10-02-2002, 02:23 AM
+2

lawson
10-02-2002, 02:24 AM
+3

Smiley33
10-02-2002, 02:24 AM
-1

lawson
10-02-2002, 02:25 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
-1</font>

fine then

+3 again

tear stained glass
10-02-2002, 02:26 AM
Remember when Rhino's sig was "***"?

***

lawson
10-02-2002, 02:38 AM
of course i do!

+4

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 02:38 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
good number. but you've tainted it, motherfuck.</font>

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Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 02:40 AM
+ 33

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 02:40 AM
+ 9/11

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 02:40 AM
+ 2007

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 02:41 AM
- 666

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 02:42 AM
Somebody's Heine' is crowdin' my icebox
Somebody's cold one is givin' me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes

lawson
10-02-2002, 02:56 AM
HOLY SHIT you really disallowed sig pictures to be over 60kb didnt you?? cause i just tried to be funny... scary

<BGS0UND SRC="http://www.midifarm.com/media/latestUploads/complicated.mid">
http://platinumgirl.net/pix/misc/hq/32.jpg
WHY YOU GOTTA GO AN MAKE NETPHORIA SO COMPLICATED??!?

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 03:49 AM
^ Who's that? Michelle Tanner?

Boner
10-02-2002, 03:57 AM
Who is that girl? Seriously, if that's a netphorian then I truly could get hooked on this site.

We don't have girls who like that in my new adopted blue-collar midwest home town.



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SPZero
10-02-2002, 04:12 AM
it's AVRIL! SHe's purty!!!!!111

The Gaddrow
10-02-2002, 09:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
- 666</font> You are one stupid post away from pissing me off enough to have you banned.

Please, for the love of all that is sacred...
STOP BEING A RETARD.

strange_one
10-02-2002, 10:00 AM
<font color=33FFFF> so have these rules been enforced now or what?

James Eats Pez
10-02-2002, 10:52 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mark LeDrew:
In that case, ***.

Hmmm...that's not so funny.

</font>

BANND

The Gaddrow
10-02-2002, 11:12 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by strange_one:
<font color=33FFFF> so have these rules been enforced now or what?</font> To an extent, yes. This is not a prison, nor a church. We are not here to rule over you. These are simply "guidelines" which, we take liberty at enforcing as we please. If you post multiple sig images/over 60k sigs(etc, etc...), and I take notice of it, first I will edit your posts not to ******* the images. If you don't get the clue, I will PM you with a warning. If you continue to push it, I may call for you to be banned. It's just to make this place a little nicer / easier to navigate. It's really not a big deal, it's nothing out of the realm of common sense.

I am sure Glenn and company will take similar action.

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 12:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Gaddrow:
You are one stupid post away from pissing me off enough to have you banned.

Please, for the love of all that is sacred...
STOP BEING A RETARD.
</font>

You can have the power, but you dont have the right to do that...
I mean, everyone is ***ing in here, but who was the only person that got be to be warned? ME! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon8.gif

You are taking this board too seriously, you need to chill out or get laid or something, seriously...

Mayfuck
10-02-2002, 12:46 PM
May I say nigger?

Squashing Pineapples
10-02-2002, 12:52 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
May I say nigger?</font>