wHATcOLOR
06-26-2004, 04:35 PM
oh man! there was a fashion show at this club i like last night, and it turns out this lady was a videographer..
she asked me if i knew who the beastie boys were, and i was all WTF, is this a trick question? i started illin' for her.. "RUNNIN 'CROSS THE LAND, KICKIN' UP SAND... etc." she said she wanted to tell me i looked like ad-rock, but wanted to make sure i wasn't too young to not know who they were.
i said come over here and let me straighten you out, poured her a drink. first, i said, i used to ride the bus to school and get all the kids singing brass monkey, so don't even step. second of all, i look better than him. and third, how old do you think i am anyways?
she said that he's by far the most desirable one, agreed with my statement, and siad it was only a way to start a convo with me. she guessed i was 21 and i told her to step off.
she was tall, super sexy, had short blonde hair. the most fantastic smile ever, and green eyes just like me. we were chillin with this guy ed who is like 40 and is super sophisticated and stuff, so when i left to go to the bathroom and came back, he was chatting her up, and she kept looking over at me. the club closed soon, so i had her come over and talk to me. she said she thought the guy was maybe my boss and didn't want to get me in trouble, cause she wanted to talk to me instead.
so i got her number and stuff, but it turns out she has a boyfriend. and she is moving to san diego with him in a month. she said 'you are an absolute doll and if i were not with this bf, i would follow you to the ends of the earth'
ok, so taken out of context, that sounds pretty dumb, but man. i was so sold on her. she is 31, and looks maybe 25 tops.
long story short, im not going to call her, that is shady with a bf and all. but i NEARLY fell and love, and it was much much fun.
sooo sexy. :o
she asked me if i knew who the beastie boys were, and i was all WTF, is this a trick question? i started illin' for her.. "RUNNIN 'CROSS THE LAND, KICKIN' UP SAND... etc." she said she wanted to tell me i looked like ad-rock, but wanted to make sure i wasn't too young to not know who they were.
i said come over here and let me straighten you out, poured her a drink. first, i said, i used to ride the bus to school and get all the kids singing brass monkey, so don't even step. second of all, i look better than him. and third, how old do you think i am anyways?
she said that he's by far the most desirable one, agreed with my statement, and siad it was only a way to start a convo with me. she guessed i was 21 and i told her to step off.
she was tall, super sexy, had short blonde hair. the most fantastic smile ever, and green eyes just like me. we were chillin with this guy ed who is like 40 and is super sophisticated and stuff, so when i left to go to the bathroom and came back, he was chatting her up, and she kept looking over at me. the club closed soon, so i had her come over and talk to me. she said she thought the guy was maybe my boss and didn't want to get me in trouble, cause she wanted to talk to me instead.
so i got her number and stuff, but it turns out she has a boyfriend. and she is moving to san diego with him in a month. she said 'you are an absolute doll and if i were not with this bf, i would follow you to the ends of the earth'
ok, so taken out of context, that sounds pretty dumb, but man. i was so sold on her. she is 31, and looks maybe 25 tops.
long story short, im not going to call her, that is shady with a bf and all. but i NEARLY fell and love, and it was much much fun.
sooo sexy. :o