View Full Version : I got dry humped last night


Toby
06-24-2004, 11:13 AM
I forsee sexual relations in the near near future :o

Mariner
06-24-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Toby
I forsee sexual relations in the near near future :o

will netphoria soon see the last of Never Forget!!!?

will teh tobeh get teh booteh?

tune in sometime in...The Near Future!

*orchestral flourish*

*ovaltine commercial*

twilightfadez
06-24-2004, 11:17 AM
congratulations!

Toby
06-24-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Mariner


will netphoria soon see the last of Never Forget!!!?

will teh tobeh get teh booteh?

tune in sometime in...The Near Future!

*orchestral flourish*

*ovaltine commercial* :rofl:

Toby
06-24-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
congratulations! thanks! I can't wait to show her my t3 :cool:

Mariner
06-24-2004, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Toby
thanks! I can't wait to show her my t3 :cool:

so is your wang more like a futuristic cyborg, a high-speed internet connection, or both?

Toby
06-24-2004, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Mariner


so is your wang more like a futuristic cyborg, a high-speed internet connection, or both? t3= toby's tornado tounge

Mariner
06-24-2004, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Toby
t3= toby's tornado tounge

whoa...Samsonite? I was way off!



(sorry about inappropriately bringing up your pp)

BeautifulLoser
06-24-2004, 11:31 AM
Awesome!! Go Toby!!

Toby
06-24-2004, 11:31 AM
Thats OK, speaking of pp's. she was grabbing onto it last night kinda giving me a faux hand job. I hate hand jobs. I do a better job whacking my own self off.

Toby
06-24-2004, 11:32 AM
coincidentally last night was my 7 month annivesary of 11-23-03!:eek: :eek:

Mariner
06-24-2004, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Toby
coincidentally last night was my 7 month annivesary of 11-23-03!:eek: :eek:

*lightning crashes*

*even dramatic-er orchestral flourish*

*maniacal laughter from toby*

wHATcOLOR
06-24-2004, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Toby
kinda giving me a faux hand job. I hate hand jobs. I do a better job whacking my own self off.


true that, dude. and congrats!

Sammiches
06-24-2004, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost



true that, dude. and congrats!

How did you die???

wHATcOLOR
06-24-2004, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Sammiches


How did you die???

5,000th post. i think i did something wrong, i think almost everyone else has survived theirs..

Eulogy
06-24-2004, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost


5,000th post. i think i did something wrong, i think almost everyone else has survived theirs..

You only had 5000?

Interesting.

I hit 11,000 recently. Let's celebrate.

wHATcOLOR
06-24-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Eulogy


You only had 5000?

Interesting.

I hit 11,000 recently. Let's celebrate.

you missed a hot party http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62138

BUT back on topic:

TOBY GOT DRY HUMPED!!! :cool:

Toby
06-24-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
TOBY GOT DRY HUMPED!!! :cool: Thank you :love:

sledge
06-24-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by Mariner


*lightning crashes*

*even dramatic-er orchestral flourish*

*maniacal laughter from toby*

You forgot the ovaltine commercial ;(

Mariner
06-24-2004, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by sledge


You forgot the ovaltine commercial ;(

FUCK!@


*ovaltine commercial*





(man it's just not the same :( i have failed you all)

































*ovaltine commercial*

Toby
06-24-2004, 12:23 PM
http://www.pennyhapenny.com/catalog/images/ovaltine.jpg

Mariner
06-24-2004, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Toby
http://www.pennyhapenny.com/catalog/images/ovaltine.jpg

if it's imported from europe, for british expatriates, by a company in conneticut, why is there chinese (?) on it? hooray for globalization.

Fattening Ass
06-24-2004, 12:34 PM
.

GreenEggsNSpam
06-24-2004, 02:24 PM
11/23/03
Never Forget.




Congrats on getting humped. :mrpimp:

wHATcOLOR
06-24-2004, 02:44 PM
because he really likes this girl and he's been working on it for a few months

Varien
06-24-2004, 02:50 PM
Ghandi: "I like my humpin like i like my martini's....dry"

This thread is great haha.

neopryn
06-24-2004, 02:58 PM
why don't they call it roundtine?

Varien
06-24-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
why don't they call it roundtine?

I dunno Banya why don't they call it that :D

Mariner
06-24-2004, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
why don't they call it roundtine?

probably 'cause they're incredibly anal and they *just know* their bottle-making machines aren't placing those last 8 molecules right, hence the ends aren't perfect circles

mirrar
06-24-2004, 03:16 PM
score

noir cat
06-24-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Toby
I forsee sexual relations in the near near future :o I got dry humped by a dog before, too, but it was unpleasant.

Toby
06-24-2004, 10:55 PM
:smoke:

BeautifulLoser
06-25-2004, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Toby
:smoke: Oh shit, did you get some??

Toby
06-25-2004, 05:09 AM
Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
Oh shit, did you get some?? Nah. I didn't even see her last night.

BeautifulLoser
06-25-2004, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Toby
Nah. I didn't even see her last night. Aaw. *hug*

Toby
06-25-2004, 05:11 AM
What are you doing up so early!?!

BeautifulLoser
06-25-2004, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by Toby
What are you doing up so early!?! *yawn* going to PT. I'm up at 4:30am everyday.

Toby
06-25-2004, 05:16 AM
that is 2,2 shitty. I took a 2hour nap at work today =D