From the Harpers Index, a collection of interesting stats :


http://www.harpers.org/HarpersIndex2004-04.html

Number of MP3 players designed to be clipped inside an AK-47's ammunition chamber sold worldwide last year : 10,000

what the fuck? What does one listen to when firing off an AK-47?

and why would you be listening to music while holding one? If i were holding one, i figure its because someone was gonna be shooting at me, in which case i'd wanna be able to hear them sneak up on me...

If you had an AK-47, would YOU buy such an mp3 player? Apple should get with the times....

i have to say i would, because most of the times when i carry my rifles i find myself lacking sufficient entertainment and jonesing for some herb alpert and the tijuana brass.

Originally posted by Injektilo
From the Harpers Index, a collection of interesting stats :


[url]http:// What does one listen to when firing off an AK-47?

bang bang your dead ... hole in your head (?) silverfuck

Originally posted by sweetsweet1979
silverfuck

Thanks for the song reference. I would've never picked that up.

Originally posted by hendy


Thanks for the song reference. I would've never picked that up.

my dad invented sarcasm.

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
my dad invented sarcasm. i invented your dad.

Originally posted by mxzombie
i invented your dad.

i think my head just exploded.

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
i think my head just exploded. is your avatar any kind of representation of that event using me as a model?

Originally posted by mxzombie
is your avatar any kind of representation of that event using me as a model?

no, it is just a representation of you being larger than life.

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
no, it is just a representation of you being larger than life. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007GZRW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Originally posted by Injektilo
From the Harpers Index, a collection of interesting stats :


http://www.harpers.org/HarpersIndex2004-04.html

Number of MP3 players designed to be clipped inside an AK-47's ammunition chamber sold worldwide last year : 10,000

what the fuck? What does one listen to when firing off an AK-47?

and why would you be listening to music while holding one? If i were holding one, i figure its because someone was gonna be shooting at me, in which case i'd wanna be able to hear them sneak up on me...

If you had an AK-47, would YOU buy such an mp3 player? Apple should get with the times....

thats fucked up...

but wouldnt you lose the music when you fired the mp3 player?

Originally posted by i_dont_live


thats fucked up...

but wouldnt you lose the music when you fired the mp3 player?

You fire pure ROCK at the enemy. I think the sensible thing to assume here is that if you have an MP3 player in your ammunition slot, you won't be shooting anyone. Music will bring the world together!

this must be a variation of the gay dude's gun in beverly hills cop 3...you know with the microwave etc

The word "baffle" reminds me of that guy in Ducktales who says "blatherin' blatherscheit" to get his robotic ducksuit to come to him.

Originally posted by Injektilo


what the fuck? What does one listen to when firing off an AK-47?


slipknot, coal chamber

Originally posted by meow


slipknot, coal chamber

now now. its not cool to drag slipknot down to coal chambers level. at least Slipknot have solos and a singer whose good in another band.

Originally posted by sweetsweet1979


bang bang your dead ... hole in your head (?) silverfuck

i think Jimi Hendrix - Machine gun would be much more appropriate

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


my dad invented sarcasm. your dad sounds pretty hot.

Originally posted by machinaddict
your dad sounds pretty hot.

DAMMIT!

ONE MINUTE TOO LATE!

:rofl:

(this is the best thread in weeks, btw - an "i invented" joke, machine guns firing pure rock, duck tales mammaries...)