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:erm



Well, at least it's not something like somazerocrush

I wonder if its suppose to be "douche"

i laughed

Originally posted by Toby
I wonder if its suppose to be "douche"


Yeah, my bad. But I still stand by my rofl.

Originally posted by Toby
I wonder if it's supposed to be "douche"

fixed

Originally posted by Nothing/everything


fixed thanks! :D

damn. it's supposed to be my new troll account but fucking hotmail won't give me my old password!

I haven't seen ROFLMAO post yet!

http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/douchebag.jpg

****** picked this up off sams floor. Sam is the girl with the filthy house. She had about 4 boxes of douche on the floor. I bet that's what she does instead of shower.

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1022341">

At graduation tomorrow I'm sitting by this kid named Walt Dusch.

when i was in 4th grade this eighth grader threatened to kick my ass, and then he gave me an indian sunburn and punched me in the shoulder repeatedly until i asked this 8th grade girl he liked if she douched. she was hot. i don't remember what she said though.


edit: now i remember. she said i had a filthy mouth and asked if i even knew what it meant, and then made me feel dumb for not knowing what it meant.

that same guy repeatedly put dents in my trombone in band. and one time at lunch he smeared chocolate pudding on my seat when i got up, and i didn't see, and sat in it, and then he picked me up over his head and yelled for everyone to look how the 4th grader crapped his pants. yeah, that was a bad day.


and the kicker to this all is that when i was in 9th grade he was in 12th grade, and he decided he wanted to play hockey, and joined the team and sucked royally, and he wanted to be my best buddy! oh, how the tables had turned! but we were cool then and i didn't hold a grudge, and he'd give me beer at parties.

the end.

Originally posted by Liquid-J

that same guy repeatedly put dents in my trombone in band. and one time at lunch he smeared chocolate pudding on my seat when i got up, and i didn't see, and sat in it, and then he picked me up over his head and yelled for everyone to look how the 4th grader crapped his pants. yeah, that was a bad day.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Hey, that bully sounds like me in grade school! One time I put a sign on this girl's back that said "WIDE LOAD STEER CLEAR" She was sitting with her back to the classroom because the desks were arrainged in four groups, and the group behind her started laughing, and she turned around to see what they were laughing at, and then the group to her right started laughing and she turned around again to see what <i>they</i> were laughing at and the group on her left saw it. Soon everyone was in hysterics and I was sent home. She was a bitch though, and she got even bitchier with age.</font>

how come you/he picked on people? i don't resent it anymore, but it sure made life difficult at the time.

Originally posted by Liquid-J
how come you/he picked on people? i don't resent it anymore, but it sure made life difficult at the time.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Mostly to keep other people from picking on us, dude.

Normally bullies feel bad about it when we get older. I do for the most part, but that girl was a B-I-T-C-H.</font>