So I tried Olay complete the other day but it says to use the product only as directed which is only on the face and neck. Are there any side effects if I keep using it? I know there's proper lotions that I can use like astroglide but im too embarrassed to buy it!:o Anyway, by using Olay I've noticed by foreskin is now so soft and smoooooooooth!!!:D What lotions out there can safely be used when tossing the salad?

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just get a fucking tube of KY. its ass cheap

Originally posted by mxzombie
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oh please... let me guess, you don't masterbate right?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by meow
just get a fucking tube of KY. its ass cheap

but im embarrassed!!! :embarass:

Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin
oh please... let me guess, you don't masterbate right?:rolleyes: you are the worst guesser ever!

Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin


but im embarrassed!!! :embarass:

so people are going to think you fucked your gf dry, thats all

Originally posted by mxzombie
you are the worst guesser ever!
:D

Originally posted by meow


so people are going to think you fucked your gf dry, thats all

heh, good point.

Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin
tossing the salad?

that means eating feces

Originally posted by meow


that means eating feces

eeewww!! It doesn't mean that here!

Try margarine or, for that oh-so salty taste, butter.

Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin


eeewww!! It doesn't mean that here!

yes it does

use salad dressing

KY dude.

what about baby oil or vaseline.. they're old standards

ive always thought it was gross that people did this. whats wrong with your thumb and middle finger?

Originally posted by lawson
ive always thought it was gross that people did this. whats wrong with your thumb and middle finger?

They don't reach right around.