most of you are idiots.

stfu

Originally posted by mono
stfu
I agree with this post because my joke was good.

Originally posted by Dead

I agree with this post because my joke was good.

I still laugh at the Machina Mystery Milkshake joke whenever I see it.

****** is a fat old man who is stupid and fat

Originally posted by Isle
****** is a fat old man who is stupid and fat and old! :D


METHUSELA!!!

Originally posted by CoolAsIceCream
and old! :D


METHUSELA!!!

!!!

no. it's not funny. i've had to put up with 4 years of unfunny jackoffs thinking they are absolutely hilarious by being the first in a thread to say 'its a part of the machina mystery'. it wasn't a funny 'joke' to begin with and your collective persistence doesn't make it any funnier.

if i were admin, i would certainly make it a bannable offense.

Originally posted by ******
no. it's not funny. i've had to put up with 4 years of unfunny jackoffs thinking they are absolutely hilarious by being the first in a thread to say 'its a part of the machina mystery'. it wasn't a funny 'joke' to begin with and your collective persistence doesn't make it any funnier.

if i were admin, i would certainly make it a bannable offense.

yeah that's why you're not an admin you old fart

when you're old you're gonna be the guy who pretends to be a monster then gets caught by the scoobies and complains that you would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those snoopin' kids
JEEPERS! ITS OLD MAN ******!!

I was thinking about this today, how everyone always needs to say its part of the machine mystery and spell it really poorly. I've always found it rather stupid and unfunny.

just because you don't think it's funny, doesn't mean the rest of us don't have a sense of humor too

Originally posted by if you are
just because you don't think it's funny, doesn't mean the rest of us don't have a sense of humor too

Exactly. Fuck up, ******

But that's just the thing - if you have a sense of humor, then it is assumed that you laugh at funny things.

Laughing at the "OMG!!! MAchiNA mysTEry Explaned!!!!1" comment in every thread doesn't make you have a sense of humor. It makes you stupid. Really, really stupid.

******'s right. Stop. Just stop. Go make fun of Zwan or something. Break up the monotony, just no more of this machina mystery shit. It's really getting on the nerves.

so you're the only one who knows what's funny and what's not? wow, you rule!

Except for MY joke.

Originally posted by Sapphire
But that's just the thing - if you have a sense of humor, then it is assumed that you laugh at funny things.

Laughing at the "OMG!!! MAchiNA mysTEry Explaned!!!!1" comment in every thread doesn't make you have a sense of humor. It makes you stupid. Really, really stupid.

******'s right. Stop. Just stop. Go make fun of Zwan or something. Break up the monotony, just no more of this machina mystery shit. It's really getting on the nerves.

Soundz l1ke ur just upsetz th@t u hvnt solved th MAchiNA mysTEry! lolzlolzolzolzozlzookokolz

WHAT IF THIS THREAD IS TEH MACHINA MYSTERY?????????????????????????

Originally posted by if you are
WHAT IF THIS THREAD IS TEH MACHINA MYSTERY?????????????????????????

That just fucking blew my mind!

I agree with ******.

EDIT:
I agree, somewhat.
I do think it is funny now and again(aka dead's).
It just gets overdone.

Originally posted by Eulogy
I agree with ******. the planets have aligned.

Originally posted by ******
the planets have aligned.

iN aCcOrdAnCe w/ tEh ProPheSy!!1

Originally posted by ******
no. it's not funny. i've had to put up with 4 years of unfunny jackoffs thinking they are absolutely hilarious by being the first in a thread to say 'its a part of the machina mystery'. it wasn't a funny 'joke' to begin with and your collective persistence doesn't make it any funnier.

if i were admin, i would certainly make it a bannable offense.

gold. just gold....

Originally posted by i wanna die


gold. just gold.... not really.. but it did mke me chuckle.

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
chuckle.

I did not know people still used this word. That's kind of cool.

yes, its not funny. it was a relevent joke years ago and has long since outworn its joke-on-a-joke value. theres no fucking jury to decide if it is or isnt funny anymore, but by sheer senseless repetition alone its lame. ironically, only now that its unfunniness has been established is it's use going to be funny again

why the fuck does everyone keep calling ****** old?

Originally posted by sleeper
ironically, only now that its unfunniness has been established is it's use going to be funny again

that's the beauty of it

BeautifulLoser, that dancing Elijah Wood is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Nice work!

Unexpectedly juxtaposing one of Billy's enigmatic, unaccessable concepts of entertainment with the ridiculously mainstream, poppy groove of kelis was funny. It could have been something other than the machina mystery and it still would have been funny. Dead shouldn't be penalized 'cause others have used it so many times before in so many unfunny ways.

Though I did get pretty tired of hearing people complain about the machina mystery there for a while so I understand if some people are tired of hearing about it.

i'm with ****** on this one.

plus this board is really lame most of the time

the more a funny joke is repeated, the funnier it becomes. also, the more a pretentious dork with no humor says "it still isn't funny," the funnier it becomes.

Originally posted by drtydog31


I did not know people still used this word. That's kind of cool.

i wonder what billy would make of all this.

Originally posted by if you are
WHAT IF THIS THREAD IS TEH MACHINA MYSTERY?????????????????????????

Billy planned this out years ago.
Everything we are doing IS the Machina Mystery.
By coming to this board, you are doing as Billy wants you to do.
He feigns neurosis. But hidden is the Master.

The Squirrel is the master of all that has lasted.
It all passes through the spasmodic tale of three.
Obey the Lord, Obey the Master. I'm the only one.
Concern yourself not with the reason of being. Iam the answer.

Creamy Cheesy, Cheesy Cream.
Tristan and Tristessa.... whips, dips, and salsa chips.
The summer has arrived.

Originally posted by To Starla


Billy planned this out years ago.
Everything we are doing IS the Machina Mystery.
By coming to this board, you are doing as Billy wants you to do.
He feigns neurosis. But hidden is the Master.

The Squirrel is the master of all that has lasted.
It all passes through the spasmodic tale of three.
Obey the Lord, Obey the Master. I'm the only one.
Concern yourself not with the reason of being. Iam the answer.

Creamy Cheesy, Cheesy Cream.
Tristan and Tristessa.... whips, dips, and salsa chips.
The summer has arrived.

the circle is complete. quick, to the time machine

Originally posted by if you are
the more a funny joke is repeated, the funnier it becomes. also, the more a pretentious dork with no humor says "it still isn't funny," the funnier it becomes.

Who the hell are you?

Originally posted by ******
no. it's not funny. i've had to put up with 4 years of unfunny jackoffs thinking they are absolutely hilarious by being the first in a thread to say 'its a part of the machina mystery'. it wasn't a funny 'joke' to begin with and your collective persistence doesn't make it any funnier.

if i were admin, i would certainly make it a bannable offense.


Billy sees you. Billy is calling you out into the light. You are one of the shadow people he speaks of!

Originally posted by To Starla



Billy sees you. Billy is calling you out into the light. You are one of the shadow people he speaks of!

Billy told me to tell you.... shut the fuck up and go away.

Originally posted by DeadOpera


Billy told me to tell you.... shut the fuck up and go away.

I corroborate this claim.

Originally posted by Eulogy


Who the hell are you?

billy c.

Billy planned this out years ago.
Everything we are doing IS the Machina Mystery.
By coming to this board, you are doing as Billy wants you to do.
He feigns neurosis. But hidden is the Master.

The Squirrel is the master of all that has lasted.
It all passes through the spasmodic tale of three.
Obey the Lord, Obey the Master. I'm the only one.
Concern yourself not with the reason of being. Iam the answer.

Creamy Cheesy, Cheesy Cream.
Tristan and Tristessa.... whips, dips, and salsa chips.
The summer has arrived.

are you god?

Originally posted by DeadOpera


Billy told me to tell you.... shut the fuck up and go away.


nah.... He would ask me to go to church with him. To use the word "fuck" these days is immoral.

Originally posted by To Starla



nah.... He would ask me to go to church with him. To use the word "fuck" these days is immoral. he said fuck dozens of times at the recording sessions.

Originally posted by if you are


billy c.
oh. and i thought you'd say something funny.

Originally posted by ******
most of you are idiots.

MIRROR

Originally posted by To Starla



Tristan and Tristessa....

not this shit again...

Originally posted by if you are
the more a funny joke is repeated, the funnier it becomes. also, the more a pretentious dork with no humor says "it still isn't funny," the funnier it becomes.
The more an unfunny joke is repeated, the more annoying it becomes. Also, the more a person with a decent sense of humor says "It still isn't funny," the smarter they look.

Case in point, this horribly unfunny thread.

i'm sorry, the machina mystery deserves to be ridiculed for teh rest of eternity. i can't read terms like 'synthetic army' or 'when seven becomes one' especially in a random silliness context without laughing, even after a million times.

i mostly don't laugh about the mystery thing but written at the right moment it's still funny.

Originally posted by To Starla



To use the word "fuck" these days is immoral.

Well fuckity fuck fuck!

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Originally posted by To Starla



nah.... He would ask me to go to church with him. To use the word "fuck" these days is immoral.
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he said fuck dozens of times at the recording sessions.

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Yes I know. The quicker some people stop taking this shit seriously the better.

Originally posted by To Starla
quote:
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Originally posted by To Starla



nah.... He would ask me to go to church with him. To use the word "fuck" these days is immoral.
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he said fuck dozens of times at the recording sessions.

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Yes I know. The quicker some people stop taking this shit seriously the better.


UM yeah the quicker you understand we want you to leave...the better!