View Full Version : i have a hardon for Uma Thurman


Quagmire
05-08-2004, 09:13 PM
yummy. she's so awesome. i love her cuz she makes awesome movies, is hot and seems really cool

Quagmire
05-08-2004, 09:16 PM
except for batman and robin but i blame that on mr freeze

dusty
05-08-2004, 09:22 PM
you know- that's funny cos i think uma is pretty freaky looking <i>except</i> for the time she was in batman and robin.

Ensoul
05-08-2004, 11:12 PM
I don't think she's hot. :o

probably because I'm too young to like those kind of girls. :)

stefanie
05-08-2004, 11:14 PM
i have to stop eating these doritos.

Ketchup
05-08-2004, 11:16 PM
yay verily!


when i watch her in Kill Bill, i fucking melt. she is one of the hottest women on earth.

i think i have a tall chick fetish. :)

crescentfresh
05-08-2004, 11:19 PM
GOD I WANT TO RAPE HER OOHHH SOOO TASTY. RRAWRRR.

Fattening Ass
05-08-2004, 11:19 PM
^ hmm..

Ketchup
05-08-2004, 11:32 PM
http://www.fuchsiasocks.com/210.120.253.10/_smgaller/uma_thurman/12.jpg

mmmmmm...

Debaser
05-09-2004, 01:03 AM
she got an ugly big toe.

Liquid-J
05-09-2004, 01:07 AM
i didn't have an impression of her as being especially hot to me, (only really know her from pulp fiction) but that picture is niiiice!

crescentfresh
05-09-2004, 01:24 AM
she is so hot in Kill Bill, it is fucking ridiculous. it should not be legal to be that fucking hot. It really shouldn't.

crescentfresh
05-09-2004, 01:32 AM
<img src="http://www.uma-thurman.net/gallery/latest/killbillprem11.jpg">

2Marlon2Brando
05-09-2004, 01:36 AM
she should be thrown in a trench with kirsten dunst and they can die together and then there will be no more ugly women in the movies.

DeadSwan
05-09-2004, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
she should be thrown in a trench with kirsten dunst and they can die together and then there will be no more ugly women in the movies.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

2Marlon2Brando
05-09-2004, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by DeadSwan


NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

what do you mean by that?

DeadSwan
05-09-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


what do you mean by that?

is you!

2Marlon2Brando
05-09-2004, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by DeadSwan


is you!

why are you calling me a nigger?

DeadSwan
05-09-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


why are you calling me a nigger?


b/c of what you said?

i thought i was being pretty straightforward :confused:

Johnny Zoloft
05-09-2004, 02:48 AM
she's only weird lookin' when her nose looks too big.

spring
05-09-2004, 02:52 AM
rawwrrrr

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/uma.thurman/scanst/thurman/uma-a02.jpg


man, she must've been like 17 when this was taken.

bonsor
05-09-2004, 03:01 AM
She's very unconventionally pretty. They show a lot of close ups of her feet and hands in Kill Bill and she has very long fingers and toes. They're strangely delightful to look at.

crescentfresh
05-09-2004, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by ******
She's very unconventionally pretty. They show a lot of close ups of her feet and hands in Kill Bill and she has very long fingers and toes. They're strangely delightful to look at.

That is the best explaination I have heard.

that bitch kristin
05-09-2004, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by DeadSwan


NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

old dirty bastard sends his regards.

gpub
05-09-2004, 04:49 AM
Dusty thinks she looks like shit... I told her she was trippin.' Dusty has hips though;)

pastor
05-09-2004, 04:54 AM
If it weren’t for the temporal illogic of such a statement, I’d guess that—with her pronounced nose and ungodly height—she was the life-size model for the Statue of Liberty.

In which case, that would have been the second-largest erection that she would’ve been responsible for. ******, I’m looking in your direction. Hey, watch where you’re waving that thi—ow.

oui henri
05-09-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Debaser
she got an ugly big toe.

her index toe is longer than her big toe

smashingjj
05-09-2004, 09:29 AM
unconventionally hawt indeed.

sawdust restaurants
05-09-2004, 11:56 AM
For some reason, I thought she was a lot older than she actually is. But she's only 34.

I wonder why that is.

Varien
05-09-2004, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by oui henri


her index toe is longer than her big toe

Fuck you it helps us Muties balance :(

GreenEggsNSpam
05-09-2004, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Varien
Fuck you it helps us Muties balance :( OMG
I gotta see this.

phaedrus
05-09-2004, 04:17 PM
the girl i have a huge crush on looks a lot like her, only with shorter hair and a B cup.

Nimrod's Son
05-09-2004, 05:35 PM
Sometimes I'll see Uma and think <i>what's the big deal here? She's not that attractive.</i> Other times I will see her and want to hump the screen.

It's strange.

Honest Opinion Man
05-09-2004, 06:35 PM
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/kill_bill__vol__2/uma_thurman/bill7.jpg

I think she's pretty hot. :eek:

Quagmire
05-09-2004, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
For some reason, I thought she was a lot older than she actually is. But she's only 34.

I wonder why that is.

it's cuz she's been around since the early 90's

Varien
05-09-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
OMG
I gotta see this.

I know i'm a FREAK OK!!

DeadSwan
05-09-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by ******


it's cuz she's been around since the early 90's

80's.


she was a vogue model and such

Quagmire
05-09-2004, 08:55 PM
i also have a hardon for sean casey