View Full Version : I really hate how George W. Bush is a "Texan" to the whole nation.


Mr. Rhinoceros
05-05-2004, 12:59 AM
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">It makes me so dissappointed in everyone. He was raised in Connecticut, went to Ivy Leauge schools. He's a damn Yankee. He wasn't Texan when he ran against Ann Richards and he isn't Texan now, it's just a character Karl Rove makes him play. Everyone in Texas knows that that ranch is a piece of shit. No real Texan with that kind of income would be proud of that dustfarm.

Unfortunately, Phil Grahmm and Dick Armey are real Texans. But so are LBJ and Ann Richards.</font>

if you are
05-05-2004, 01:05 AM
if he doesn't want to be viewed like that, maybe he should pour the whole "cowboy image" down the drain. it's his own damn fault.

sppunk
05-05-2004, 01:32 AM
Fuck LBJ. He killed Kennedy.

spava
05-05-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
went to Ivy Leauge schools.

I would love to read one of his college papers or see what some of his grades were...

Mr. Rhinoceros
05-05-2004, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by spava


I would love to read one of his college papers or see what some of his grades were...

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">He did coke at Yale and got Cs. Daddy got him into Harvard Business School.</font>

Sacred Age Of Innocence
05-05-2004, 04:11 AM
John Bradshaw Layfield is a real Texan!

Buggle
05-05-2004, 05:39 AM
Originally posted by spava


I would love to read one of his college papers or see what some of his grades were...

Apparently he once had to do an Engliah paper with a lot of textual analysis of one poem. He had a lot of personal time with his teacher and a private tutor as well and they basically got this particular paper up to a very high standard for him. As the poem had something to do with crying, the last thing his teacher told him to do was to use a thesaurus and find synonyms for the word "tears" since he'd used it so much. He handed it back and where the word "tears" had appreared now read such things as "rips apart", "to make into peices" and "forcefully seperate". I don't know how true that is but I read it in a reputable newspaper and it's sad enough that it is even believable.

if you are
05-05-2004, 07:29 AM
lmao.... that's freakin' hilarious

Mr. Rhinoceros
05-05-2004, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by Buggle


Apparently he once had to do an Engliah paper with a lot of textual analysis of one poem. He had a lot of personal time with his teacher and a private tutor as well and they basically got this particular paper up to a very high standard for him. As the poem had something to do with crying, the last thing his teacher told him to do was to use a thesaurus and find synonyms for the word "tears" since he'd used it so much. He handed it back and where the word "tears" had appreared now read such things as "rips apart", "to make into peices" and "forcefully seperate". I don't know how true that is but I read it in a reputable newspaper and it's sad enough that it is even believable.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Wowzers! A "Welshtard"! What's up dood!

I knew this board would do good things.</font>

spava
05-05-2004, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by Buggle
Apparently he once had to do an Engliah paper with a lot of textual analysis of one poem. He had a lot of personal time with his teacher and a private tutor as well and they basically got this particular paper up to a very high standard for him. As the poem had something to do with crying, the last thing his teacher told him to do was to use a thesaurus and find synonyms for the word "tears" since he'd used it so much. He handed it back and where the word "tears" had appreared now read such things as "rips apart", "to make into peices" and "forcefully seperate". I don't know how true that is but I read it in a reputable newspaper and it's sad enough that it is even believable.




Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">He did coke at Yale and got Cs. Daddy got him into Harvard Business School.</font>

I don't know... somehow, Mr. Rhino's account is just more believable.

Buggle
05-05-2004, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by spava






I don't know... somehow, Mr. Rhino's account is just more believable.

yeah, it might have been an English class he took earlier in his educational career,

Alright there Mr. Rhino.

Future Boy
05-05-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by spava
I don't know... somehow, Mr. Rhino's account is just more believable.

I'd say they mesh together nicely.

Mr. Rhinoceros
05-06-2004, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Future Boy


I'd say they mesh together nicely.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">You don't get Cs being that dumb. I mean, he's not dumb he's just incredibly average.

Which actually makes him very Texan, but I digress.</font>

DeviousJ
05-06-2004, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">It makes me so dissappointed in everyone. He was raised in Connecticut, went to Ivy Leauge schools. He's a damn Yankee. He wasn't Texan when he ran against Ann Richards and he isn't Texan now, it's just a character Karl Rove makes him play. Everyone in Texas knows that that ranch is a piece of shit. No real Texan with that kind of income would be proud of that dustfarm.</font>

<img src="http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/war.238.gif">

spring
05-12-2004, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by DeviousJ


<img src="http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/war.238.gif">

awesome!!

I love mnftiu.cc ;) The guy who writes these came to our campus last year, on his 'tour of overhead projectors all across the land' ;) Did you see his book?

lawson
05-12-2004, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
He was raised in Connecticut

he was born in connecticut but he moved to texas when he was 2. but the bush fam is originally from ohio, ny, and yale, so yea i get your point even though he was never raised in connecticut

DeviousJ
05-12-2004, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by spring


awesome!!

I love mnftiu.cc ;) The guy who writes these came to our campus last year, on his 'tour of overhead projectors all across the land' ;) Did you see his book?

You mean a Get Your War On book, or one of the others? I've not been keeping up - I know he used to have a Fighting Technique book, but I never liked that series as much as the Filing technique guys. So what did he actually do there?