It's like a puzzle trying to fit things onto one piece of paper. I think I've just created the perfect resume, though, both in terms of design and in terms of readability.

Here's to the never-ending quest of searching for better job situations. :cheers:

You should do one for me. I really hate making them :(

Originally posted by sppunk
It's like a puzzle trying to fit things onto one piece of paper. I think I've just created the perfect resume, though, both in terms of design and in terms of readability.

Here's to the never-ending quest of searching for better job situations. :cheers:


HAHAH. SHUT UP

yeah man, you should make mine better

if i sent you mine, would you change it?

now that i think about it, if things work out this summer i may never apply for another job for the rest of my life

that's a comforting feeling but it's also kind of scary

the "Rest of My Life"

I would love to makes yours better, but I make them in InDesign. I guess I could remake it for you though pretty easily ...

I seriously thought this was a thread about 'love making resume's'


how off was i?!

i dont think youll get a job youll like

Originally posted by sppunk
I would love to makes yours better, but I make them in InDesign. I guess I could remake it for you though pretty easily ...

i'm sorry what's indesign?

right now i use the standard Microsoft Word resume format (i know, i know very unprofessional)

what makes it so much better w/ this other program?


oh and you would have to promise not to post the contents (kind of like el savior promising KP...) :D

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">I think the content of my resume is the problem, not the readability or design.</font>

omg how dorky!

Originally posted by mewl
omg how dorky!

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">omg no way lol.</font>

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">omg no way lol.</font>

4realz lolololo!

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
i dont think youll get a job youll like

I love my current job. I just want to be closer to where I grew up.

You'll have a hard time loving the girl you "accidently" fucked that's 13 hours away.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">I think the content of my resume is the problem, not the readability or design.</font>

Just start applying for internships. You still have two years at UTSA, right? You'll be fine.

Originally posted by sppunk


I love my current job. I just want to be closer to where I grew up.

You'll have a hard time loving the girl you "accidently" fucked that's 13 hours away.
youll have a hard time getting some skin pigmentation.... which could lead to problems

Originally posted by sppunk


Just start applying for internships. You still have two years at UTSA, right? You'll be fine.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Internships are those things you don't get paid for, right?</font>

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Internships are those things you don't get paid for, right?</font>

Ha, only for suckers.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Internships are those things you don't get paid for, right?</font>
negative. there are paying internships

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

youll have a hard time getting some skin pigmentation.... which could lead to problems

I've lived 22 years just fine thanks. Better luck next time, chief.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Internships are those things you don't get paid for, right?</font>

this is an awfully depressing view on internships. you should do the Guam Internship through your high school Mr. Rhinoceros. It's fun.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">I was always under the impression that they were indentured servitude. Which is why I never even looked into them.</font>

Originally posted by sppunk


I've lived 22 years just fine thanks. Better luck next time, chief.

no i dont believe you. there were times when you wept into your pillow and told your nigger parents who tried to console you to leave yelling "im not like you!"

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?


no i dont believe you. there were times when you wept into your pillow and told your nigger parents who tried to console you to leave yelling "im not like you!"


wow

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?


no i dont believe you. there were times when you wept into your pillow and told your nigger parents who tried to console you to leave yelling "im not like you!"

Right.

Originally posted by sppunk


Right.
ha! speechless nigg... i mean wigg... wait. ha!

you love making resume's what? Or perhaps you don't need the apostrophe! :eek:

just messin around, big guy

Originally posted by Randy, T.H.P.
you love making resume's what? Or perhaps you don't need the apostrophe! :eek:

just messin around, big guy

I love making resume's dreams come true.

I love making them scream my name.

Originally posted by sppunk's resume
Accomplisments:
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism
i kick your ass at journalism

i'm not making that up, either

i think he's sick

You should help me with mine so I can work at a community weekly next semester instead of doing phone work.

Originally posted by sppunk
I love making resume'sOk, I don't think I'd let you touch my resume with grammar like that. You're a professional writer?