She used to be a nice cryptic occasional poster, and has since degenerated into a worthless, asshole, baseless opinionated troll. She posts utter and pointless shit. Argues anything. Absolutely anything.

I don't want to hear from her stupid Target working Mexican E-boyfriend.

NO ONE LIKES YOU! WE CAN'T EVEN TOLERATE YOU!!!! LEAVE!!!

just shut up.

steve <3, suze :noway:

um i like myself. sometimes.

so are you the person who rates all my topics ones?

wait a second. Then who rates all MY threads one?

oh dear, sooze.

wow,samsa you sure get alot of attention,if its postive or not,your always in the spotlight.

topics i've started in the past week:

about the eminem movie
about winona ryder
about machiavelli
about travis_meeks
about a robert frost poem
about adam m
about the repercussions of a republican-controlled senate
about la boheme
about how i couldn't sleep because some boy died
about how i keep farting
about a midterm i got back
about how people always talk over hte tv and stand in front of it and this isn't nice
about sad prayers
about happy prayers


etc. i don't know what you're talking about. 'useless trolling shit'. most of the useless trolling shit is what people are doing when they reply to my threads.

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That's funny. You two are very alike.

Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster
That's funny. You two are very alike. Fuck off, dope fiend. Go bake yourself into oblivion, burnout.

Originally posted by Affect
Fuck off, dope fiend. Go bake yourself into oblivion, burnout.

Hahahaha.

She is right about one thing, people are getting annoyed at her for writing stuff that they easily could ignore.

She stated a good point about the low voting turnout in Usa.

What's so funny/intruiging with a desorted scull and two guys standing by some books or something?

its better than me posting people in facepaint.



(no its not)


:D

Affect, sometimes you would be better off not saying anything at all. But hey, what self-proclaimed successful young man working in a high paying position( so he says) wouldn't want to spend his free time on a messageboard spouting the insults of a third-grader, and bashing on people that share the same characteristics of himself. The difference between you and Suze is that she shows that she can be a very intelligent girl at times, while you continue to imitate a troll.

Affect, sometimes you would be better off not saying anything at all. But hey, what self-proclaimed successful young man working in a high paying position( so he says)

Is he a journalist or something cool like that?

Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster
Affect, sometimes you would be better off not saying anything at all. But hey, what self-proclaimed successful young man working in a high paying position( so he says) wouldn't want to spend his free time on a messageboard spouting the insults of a third-grader, and bashing on people that share the same characteristics of himself. The difference between you and Suze is that she shows that she can be a very intelligent girl at times, while you continue to imitate a troll. I get paid to sit in front of a monitor for about 70% of the day. Most if it is spent watching a SQL server, and making sure all of the processes go through. While I'm doing that, I waste my time here. The rest of the time I make sure about 70 Windows 2000\98SE machines are up and running. Perform upgrades, etc...

Why don't you go blaze another bowl, and sit around in your mother's apartment getting off on Jenny Jones re-runs. Loser.

By the way, what is it that you do for a living?

[QUOTE]I get paid to sit in front of a monitor for about 70% of the day. Most if it is spent watching a SQL server, and making sure all of the processes go through.

And that is fun, stimulating work? Things go wrong all the time or do you sit there and...do nothing? I've heard that server maintaing is extremely boring.

Originally posted by Mr_sister
[QUOTE]I get paid to sit in front of a monitor for about 70% of the day. Most if it is spent watching a SQL server, and making sure all of the processes go through.

And that is fun, stimulating work? Things go wrong all the time or do you sit there and...do nothing? I've heard that server maintaing is extremely boring. It's 6's. Today was fairly hectic earlier this morning, but now it's pretty chill. I'm just nursing a DP, and posting here.

I've got a shitload to do in about 2 hours to prepare for a big meeting with the heads.

You want proof, I Fucked My Sister? I'll post a screen shot in just a minute.

Karl Malone think suze is reason Netphoria sucks so bad lately.

Originally posted by Karl Malone
Karl Malone think suze is reason Netphoria sucks so bad lately.

no, don't say that! its not true! that's impossible!

Originally posted by Mr_sister
[QUOTE]I get paid to sit in front of a monitor for about 70% of the day. Most if it is spent watching a SQL server, and making sure all of the processes go through.

And that is fun, stimulating work? Things go wrong all the time or do you sit there and...do nothing? I've heard that server maintaing is extremely boring.
It can be from time to time, but it can also be really interesting.

Originally posted by Ugly


no, don't say that! its not true! that's impossible!

Karl knows truth.

Blurred on purpose.

You want proof, I Fucked My Sister? I'll post a screen shot in just a minute.

:) I think it would be hard to show me that you've got a lot to do at work and that it's stimulating.

It can be from time to time, but it can also be really interesting.

yeah maybe, i know 0 about computers so i can't say that it isn't.

Originally posted by Karl Malone


Karl knows truth.

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Originally posted by Mr_sister


:) I think it would be hard to show me that you've got a lot to do at work and that it's stimulating.

I didn't mean to throw in the "Sister" part. It was directed at I Fucked My Hampster.

I didn't mean to throw in the "Sister" part. It was directed at I Fucked My Hampster.


Yeah, it was amusingly fitting to both our answers.

It just seems if you post more than say one post a day or something, people really just get absolutely annoyed for no reason about it.

I don't see what Samsa has done wrong. I really just... if there's some topic of hers that I don't care about reading, I just skip it and go on. Really guys. It's just a message board, and the board is what you make it to be.

I FARTED!!! AHAHAHAHAH

What the fuck? Seriously, why does she feel the need to post shit like this?

Originally posted by undivinemartyr
It just seems if you post more than say one post a day or something, people really just get absolutely annoyed for no reason about it.

I don't see what Samsa has done wrong. I really just... if there's some topic of hers that I don't care about reading, I just skip it and go on. Really guys. It's just a message board, and the board is what you make it to be.

Originally posted by Affect
I FARTED!!! AHAHAHAHAH

What the fuck? Seriously, why does she feel the need to post shit like this?

I'm really not allowed to comment on that, being as my SO's catchphrase is: "The light just went out in the shitter!"

<font color=018f81>I don't know what the hell her problem is. She accuses me of shit i don't even do to her, makes up ridiculous assumptions of me, has the oddest (if not no) sense of humour, and can't argue calmly, sensibly OR logically. When she's got nothing to say, she puts you on ignore and posts insults and racial slurs. Illogical and neurotic. I don't care how Intelligent she is, bitch has problems.

Originally posted by Affect
I FARTED!!! AHAHAHAHAH

What the fuck? Seriously, why does she feel the need to post shit like this?

because i felt like it?

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
<font color=018f81> I don't care how Intelligent she is, bitch has problems. </font>

My new quote. :D

she's ok when she's not krazy.. :think:<font color=black>

Originally posted by Samsa


because i felt like it? You are so fucked up.

I really hope that you do marry a loser mexican wife beating sister fucker. Keep those goals realistic.

Originally posted by Satanstick
when she's not krazy..

:think: June 4th, 1997?

Originally posted by Affect
You are so fucked up.

I really hope that you do marry a loser mexican wife beating sister fucker. Keep those goals realistic.

i'm fucked up for spending 30 seconds to post about how i keep farting? maybe i posted it 'cause i thought it was funny?

it would be funny if someone called suze's dorm room and told her roommates about the stuff she posts about them. man, i bet that would make her life awkward. I wonder if reading this makes her uncomfortable.:banging:

Originally posted by Enisled
i like her. Me too. *Holds up a shirt that says "STOP THE SUZE BASHING"*. : )

Hm. I should make a shirt like that, but I don't think anyone would get it iRL.

OMG THE SOUND FILE

Uh...no comment.

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
it would be funny if someone called suze's dorm room and told her roommates about the stuff she posts about them. man, i bet that would make her life awkward. I wonder if reading this makes her uncomfortable.:banging:

but what do i post about them that's so bad? i like them both quite a bit. actually i'm pretty damn fond of them and i seriously don't get why you people think that what i post about them is so negative. every once inawhile i get irritated and i post it. but i sseriously think most of the stuff i post about them is just funny stuff they did or a conversation we had.

I don't want to be a retard. I want to be a RETREAD.

Originally posted by killtheyouth
she's almost as bad as Clint when it comes to admitting she's wrong about something.

excuse me? so now it's your place to judge when i'm wrong? so when you decide i'm 'wrong' about something the fact that i don't agree with you means that i can't admit i'm wrong? does that make logical sense?

Originally posted by Enisled
i like her. Fuckups stick together. Way 2 go!

Originally posted by killtheyouth
This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

okay, you know the purpose of 'ignoring' someone works two ways, fatass. funny that you reply to a thread about me yet you apparently have me on ignore. talk about logical sense. you people have no concept of human reason. it's really sad. and the fact that you spent the time to like prove to me that you have me on 'ignore' sort of demonstrates the fact that you're really not ignoring me in the first place. if you want to ignore me then just ignore me. but don't put me on ignore then continue to talk about me. it defeats the fucking purpose. my god you are stupid.

Originally posted by Affect
I get paid to sit in front of a monitor for about 70% of the day.

damn, who's dick do I suck for a job like that? sounds exciting.

I don't like suze, that has been known and explained.

affect, your ugly side shines well in this thread. your job is gay. no one cares. fucking nerd in denial

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
affect, your ugly side shines well in this thread. your job is gay. no one cares. fucking nerd in denial I'm not in denial at all. I fucking love what I do. Nerd to the motherfucking max, dumbass.

Originally posted by Affect
I'm not in denial at all. I fucking love what I do. Nerd to the motherfucking max, dumbass.

Nothing wrong with that. Just don't put down other people for enjoying their jobs every other time.

I happen to agree with you for once.

Samsa has the ability to come up with the most UNINTERESTING subjects ever!
And her other ability to write 20 fucking lines full of crap just to say that the sky is blue is fucking irritanting.

She thinks netphoria is her little stupid diary.

Get a life, bitch!

Originally posted by Affect
I FARTED!!! AHAHAHAHAH

What the fuck? Seriously, why does she feel the need to post shit like this?

Because she doesn't wipe!

i <3 affect in a completely heterosexual way, of course.

i sit on my ass all day, too and get paid. i'm a security officer.:)

Originally posted by Samsa


okay, you know the purpose of 'ignoring' someone works two ways, fatass. funny that you reply to a thread about me yet you apparently have me on ignore. talk about logical sense. you people have no concept of human reason. it's really sad. and the fact that you spent the time to like prove to me that you have me on 'ignore' sort of demonstrates the fact that you're really not ignoring me in the first place. if you want to ignore me then just ignore me. but don't put me on ignore then continue to talk about me. it defeats the fucking purpose. my god you are stupid.

but you tell people when theyre going on your ignore list all the time. and "fatass"? :think:

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?


but you tell people when theyre going on your ignore list all the time. and "fatass"? :think:

yes i tell them they're GOING on ignore as in 'in the future you will be on ignore'. not 'hey i'm going to make threads about you and post about you but i have you on ignore so i can't read your replies'. it's not relevant.

by putting you on ignore they dont have to go through the drudgery of reading your mind-numbing posts. actually making it known to let you know youre on ignore is just bonus points for them because they love to see you get all riled up. stupid.
god, youre stupid.

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
by putting you on ignore they dont have to go through the drudgery of reading your mind-numbing posts. actually making it known to let you know youre on ignore is just bonus points for them because they love to see you get all riled up. stupid.
god, youre stupid.

excuse me?

you don't see the hypocrisy in making threads and/or posts about people that you have on ignore? why do you have these people on ignore if you're obviously not ignoring them? it's a silly thing to do.

and 'they love to see me get riled up' ??

exactly how do they see this if they have me on ignore? it's obviously just a tool to piss me off. if someone puts me on ignore, perfect. i actually feel happy when people do it. except most people who put me on ignore continue to reply to my threads telling me they have me on ignore. it's just annoying. i know WHY someone would put me on ignore and i know WHY they reply to my threads telling me i'm on ignore even though they are obviously not ignoring me, i just think it's lame and mean-spirited to get so much satisfaction out of hurting people.

that being said, i am going to eat a milky way and try to get some sleep. and i hope you do the same siraj. well i'm not sure about the milky way. like. i don't think you're supposed to right?

i have nothing to contribute except this...

Originally posted by meow
i have nothing to contribute except this...

*wipes tear from eye* that's beautiful.

Originally posted by Samsa


okay, you know the purpose of 'ignoring' someone works two ways, fatass. funny that you reply to a thread about me yet you apparently have me on ignore. talk about logical sense. you people have no concept of human reason. it's really sad. and the fact that you spent the time to like prove to me that you have me on 'ignore' sort of demonstrates the fact that you're really not ignoring me in the first place. if you want to ignore me then just ignore me. but don't put me on ignore then continue to talk about me. it defeats the fucking purpose. my god you are stupid.

Nah. He probably wanted to show what all of us are thinking. And getting an almighty *** at that. I saw good things from Killtheyouth's post. :D

Originally posted by Affect
Why don't you go blaze another bowl, and sit around in your mother's apartment getting off on Jenny Jones re-runs. Loser.

By the way, what is it that you do for a living?

How do I argue with someone who posts this?

I'm a full time student and work 35-40 hours a week as a bartender.

What's your point?

I must say. While I don't know Samsa and I DO ignore most of her posts and %99.9 of all threads of hers I am still annoyed by the ones I see or even just come across.

I never knew who you were, but recently more and more. Why am I seeing so much of you, you're practically being shoved down my throat by just the inane threads I come across and plan to skip.

Too much dude, that LiveJournal link yesterday is a real good thought.

Also, geez, the long ("long" and I needn't explain or emphasize the lenght as you all know how it is) posts and threads and when they become 3 posts in a row of an inane argument or what have you. argh. And those past arguments I've come across, one recently where you went on and on .. ugh.

It's a bit much, no?

Anyhow, Samsa can do whatever pleases her, not my say, but christ....

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<font color="CC33CC">Steve and Suze are both often unreasonable folks that fly off the handle for the sake of doing so. That being said, I like them both.</font>

<font color="CC33CC">OMFG Retard on page 3!</font>

Originally posted by Rima
I must say. While I don't know Samsa and I DO ignore most of her posts and %99.9 of all threads of hers I am still annoyed by the ones I see or even just come across.

I never knew who you were, but recently more and more. Why am I seeing so much of you, you're practically being shoved down my throat by just the inane threads I come across and plan to skip.

Too much dude, that LiveJournal link yesterday is a real good thought.

Also, geez, the long ("long" and I needn't explain or emphasize the lenght as you all know how it is) posts and threads and when they become 3 posts in a row of an inane argument or what have you. argh. And those past arguments I've come across, one recently where you went on and on .. ugh.

It's a bit much, no?

Anyhow, Samsa can do whatever pleases her, not my say, but christ....

lol. you're really uptight. here's a hint: go to your user control panel. click 'edit ignore list'. type "Samsa" and hit submit. problem solved

(i seriously realized today from doing 6 hours of group work today that some people are just not efficient or very good problem-solvers).

Originally posted by Undone
<font color="CC33CC">Steve and Suze are both often unreasonable folks that fly off the handle for the sake of doing so. That being said, I like them both.</font> RONG!

i went with my roomates to the cvs the other day to pick up some toilet paper. i dont know why it too three college girls to go to the store to get one bathroom item, but it did. so were there and we see these black people that have some dogs. and one of my roommates told me that the negros were probably going to eat those dogs cause theyre poor and smoke crack, and when you smoke crack you really get mean. and when you're mean you want to kill things, and little dogs are easy to kill (ask julio). so we all laughed, and then they looked over at us, and i was so scared that they heard us. i mean, it's not like theyd kill us, but they might. they are on crack, and that does some weird stuff to you, like it makes you want to kill things. hmmm, i dont know whatever. so we get the toilet paper, and there are these really cool glade trees that make your toilet smell like the forest. and i was all like why does a toilet need to smell like trees. if i wanted to smell trees i could walk up to a tree and smell it. it's not like i smell trees, or try to put a tree in my toilet. so my roommate says that i put logs in the toilet, whatever that means. and they all laughed at me. my face got all red, btu i didn't even know why. i dont put "logs" in the toilet, okay. so then we get home, and my dad calls me and tells me that he saw this street sign and it reminded him of me. so we talked about street signs for a few minutes, and then i realized that it was julios online window. so i ended the call with my dad., and got on aim, and julio wasn't there. so i searched on yahoo about julios and famous peopke named julio. and it's a really prestigious name. i mean really. his familuy is like royalty in mexico. i think he told me that his dad was in the mexican army, and they fought all these people and always won. cause mexicans are the best. they are so cool, and they make burritos and it so cool sometimes. but i missed julio, and it wasn't fun......

JESUS CHRIST!!!

^ I am literally LMAO over that.

it always amazes me that people spend so much time and effort and analytical thinking just to insult me. it's just...i don't know. maybe from an economic standpoint it's inefficient. like it's such a stupid thing to bother with.

Originally posted by Samsa
it always amazes me that people spend so much time and effort and analytical thinking just to insult me.It took none. Your posts are meaningless, and void of anything even marginally interesting. They are nothing more than random thoughts that your rather small brain spews on the keyboard.

I hope you die.

Originally posted by Affect
It took none. Your posts are meaningless, and void of anything even marginally interesting. They are nothing more than random thoughts that your rather small brain spews on the keyboard.

I hope you die.

lol. thanks.

plus i'm pretty sure it didn't take 'no' effort to type out that long post. it probably took close to 5 minutes at least. and anyways no matter what it's a waste of bandwith and words. and hoping someone dies is a waste of hope.

lol, he wrote that out himself? :noway:

Originally posted by Affect
and my dad calls me and tells me that he saw this street sign and it reminded him of me. so we talked about street signs for a few minutes,

Comedy Gold.

I love suze

I hate Affect

Originally posted by Hillzy


Comedy Gold.

i've said it once, i've said it a thousand times: netphorians have a horrible sense of humour. probably the number one reason they dislike me actually. i can't get over poeple replying to this thread and going 'ha ha affect' or '<3 affect'

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Samsa


i've said it once, i've said it a thousand times: netphorians have a horrible sense of humour. probably the number one reason they dislike me actually. i can't get over poeple replying to this thread and going 'ha ha affect' or '<3 affect'

:rolleyes:

Okay, you're the one thats always saying we are supposed to magically tell when you are being sarcastic, yet you are completely unable to apply that concept to others posts?

Almost every argument you have could be directed back at you. For example, how can you say that I have a terrible sense of humour? If I think that you have a terrible sense of humour (which I don't) who is to say which of us is correct?
This is a point you made about a page ago or something.

Originally posted by Hillzy


Okay, you're the one thats always saying we are supposed to magically tell when you are being sarcastic, yet you are completely unable to apply that concept to others posts?

Almost every argument you have could be directed back at you. For example, how can you say that I have a terrible sense of humour? If I think that you have a terrible sense of humour (which I don't) who is to say which of us is correct?
This is a point you made about a page ago or something.

i'm not the one who laughs at the same cliched joke over and over and over. i'm aware that the same argument could be applied but i'm also aware that that little 'parody' affectation made is so fucking old and was never funny in the first place. maybe you don't have a 'bad' sense of humour, maybe you just laugh at really lame, mean-spirited and uncreative things because you're lame, mean-spirited, and uncreative. oh wait. you mean you were being sarcastic when you said lol?

I'm not going to answer you because it will somehow turn into another flame war which is the last thing I'm interested in reading or participating in.

Originally posted by Samsa


lol. you're really uptight. here's a hint: go to your user control panel. click 'edit ignore list'. type "Samsa" and hit submit. problem solved

(i seriously realized today from doing 6 hours of group work today that some people are just not efficient or very good problem-solvers). <font color=018f81>So lemme get this straight, those who feel they're being swallowed by your posts should go out of their way to put you on their "ignore list", yet you won't go out of your way and show some courtesy by trying to limit whatever almost everyone is telling you that they've got a problem with? Something tells me you don't hear the word "NO" often.

Karl Malone say anyone that like Suze is just trying to be cool. Nobody can actually like her.

Originally posted by Karl Malone
Karl Malone say anyone that like Suze is just trying to be cool. Nobody can actually like her.

that's your best post
keep up the good work

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
<font color=018f81>So lemme get this straight, those who feel they're being swallowed by your posts should go out of their way to put you on their "ignore list", yet you won't go out of your way and show some courtesy by trying to limit whatever almost everyone is telling you that they've got a problem with? Something tells me you don't hear the word "NO" often.

</font> Oh, she does. She just doesn't understand it.

Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples


that's your best post
keep up the good work

Karl Malone say thankyou!