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whenever i read one of your posts i put my hand down my pants.

Randy, are you my dad reincarnated into a helpful pineapple?

Originally posted by stefanie
Randy, are you my dad reincarnated into a helpful pineapple? Your dad's dead?

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Your dad's dead?

Yes. And his name was Randy. I'm getting suspicious.

Originally posted by stefanie
Yes.But...you're so young.


Sorry to hear that. :(

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
But...you're so young.


Sorry to hear that. :(

I thought everyone on netphoria already knew that. :erm

Well...I didn't.


Noob for life.

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Well...I didn't.


Noob for life.

I believe i took that crown a while back.

who was the first newfie here?

Originally posted by stefanie
Randy, are you my dad reincarnated into a helpful pineapple?

Of course not. If I were, I'd be telling you to do things such as quit smoking, be more respectful to your mother, go to school every day, don't waste your time on a message board full of creeps ten years older than you, etc.

Since I've done nothing of the sort, I'm clearly not your dad reincarnated into a helpful pineapple. But if it makes you feel any better, be proud, your dad had an incredibly cool name.

Originally posted by Randy, T.H.P.


Of course not. If I were, I'd be telling you to do things such as quit smoking, be more respectful to your mother, go to school every day, don't waste your time on a message board full of creeps ten years older than you, etc.


you'd be kind of a hypocrite

Originally posted by stefanie


you'd be kind of a hypocrite

your sense of humor could use a little improvement..

Originally posted by Randy, T.H.P.


your sense of humor could use a little improvement..

I think you forgot your job. You're supposed to help her improve it, not just state the fact it needs said improvement.

Originally posted by Randy, T.H.P.


your sense of humor could use a little improvement..

i giggled :(

Originally posted by sppunk


I think you forgot your job. You're supposed to help her improve it, not just state the fact it needs said improvement.

I think YOU forget your place! Being helpful, while part of my nature, is not my job. The cantankerous, pompous, incessant bitching here has obviously brought out a curt, not quite so friendly side of my nature.

As for stefanie's humor, I believe I misspoke. It is her intelligence that could use some augmentation. I did not actually tell her those things, I said that I was clearly not her dad because I did not tell her those things.

And here's a scrap off the table for you mutts: Be sure to cook pork thorougly, until no pink remains. This is to eliminate disease-causing parasites and bacteria that may be present. You humans may contract trichinosis by eating undercooked pork. Pork can be enjoyed when cooked to a medium internal temperature of 160 °F or a well-done internal temperature of 170 °F.

Some other foodborne micro-organisms that can be found in pork, as well as other meats and poultry, are Escherichia coli, Salmonella, Staphylococcus aureus and Listeria monocytogenes. They are all destroyed by proper handling and thorough cooking to an internal temperature of 160 °F.


And with that, I'm taking a little break from this place. I've had it with all the unwarranted guff. Increase the peace, people, increase the peace. Life is only so long..

Originally posted by Randy, T.H.P.


As for stefanie's humor, I believe I misspoke. It is her intelligence that could use some augmentation. I did not actually tell her those things, I said that I was clearly not her dad because I did not tell her those things.


we were both speaking hypothetically.

"If I <i>were</i>"

"you'd [<i>would]</i>"

:erm

Originally posted by Randy, T.H.P.


Life is only so long..

Don't leave...*sniff*...you're one of the few shining beacons of ... well, anything around here. If you go I'll miss you, Randy.

:(

Originally posted by stefanie


we were both speaking hypothetically.

"If I <i>were</i>"

"you'd [<i>would]</i>"

:erm

Ah, I misread, not realizing your comment was hypothetical. Accept my apologies, I was in the wrong.