View Full Version : Why do girls dance so well?


JPK
04-04-2004, 12:06 PM
...while guys look like they have a cactus stuck in their anus?

There has to be extensive researches about that topic. What's up with that?

Geek USA
04-04-2004, 12:29 PM
girls > guys

pale blue eyes
04-04-2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA
girls > guys

This is true.

Lizard Queen
04-04-2004, 12:31 PM
It's the boobies.

Hey, is that bar losing its permit for allowing Jackass to perform? Has it been decided yet?

Mr. Rhinoceros
04-04-2004, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Phreak


This is true.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Tis not.</font>

JPK
04-04-2004, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Lizard Queen
It's the boobies.

Hey, is that bar losing its permit for allowing Jackass to perform? Has it been decided yet?

It must be the boobies :p

I'm not sure whether that bar is losing its liscence or not, I've seen an article in the paper about it but I didn't read it :p

Fall Down Blue
04-04-2004, 12:40 PM
estie de putain lizrd queen. cest tout ta faute que desi ecris pus a netphoria. merci gross cochone, y fallais que taille fourer tout le monde comme dhabitude. tes parents doivent etre des cons. pute!

JPK
04-04-2004, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA
girls > guys

girls = guys

we just suck in different areas :p

JPK
04-04-2004, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by Fall Down Blue
estie de putain lizrd queen. cest tout ta faute que desi ecris pus a netphoria. merci gross cochone, y fallais que taille fourer tout le monde comme dhabitude. tes parents doivent etre des cons. pute!

hey, be nice!

Fall Down Blue
04-04-2004, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by JPK


hey, be nice!

vas te faire foutre gros salo. je men crisse de lizard putain. . cest accause de elle que on a pus de desi, pis desi cetait une maudite bonne fille. vas manger une poutine pis mele toi de tes affaires g.n.p.

*g.n.p = gros negre puant

OUBLIE PAS; QUANT TU PU, T PAS VOULU

JPK
04-04-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Fall Down Blue


vas te faire foutre gros salo. je men crisse de lizard putain. . cest accause de elle que on a pus de desi, pis desi cetait une maudite bonne fille. vas manger une poutine pis mele toi de tes affaires g.n.p.

*g.n.p = gros negre puant

OUBLIE PAS; QUANT TU PU, T PAS VOULU

hahaha

Fall Down Blue
04-04-2004, 01:01 PM
maudit separatiste JPK.

<img src="http://www.rcespionage.com/FLQ_communique_fournier_350.jpg">

ecrevisse
04-04-2004, 01:47 PM
First of all, I think a woman's body is far more graceful. We have hip bones that create curves (mind you, if the girl is heavy then it's not working). Hip bones make us move/walk/dance in a sexy way.
Ah..breast tissue helps as well, because of the bouncing.

We're better than you guys:)

ecrevisse
04-04-2004, 01:49 PM
oh, French poetry in here :p

Fall Down Blue
04-04-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by ecrevisse
First of all, I think a woman's body is far more graceful. We have hip bones that create curves (mind you, if the girl is heavy then it's not working). Hip bones make us move/walk/dance in a sexy way.
Ah..breast tissue helps as well, because of the bouncing.

We're better than you guys:)
so if girls are better than guys, why are they constantly sucking my dick?

/END MACHO COMMENT

-Tragedy-
04-04-2004, 01:50 PM
I don't dance.

mirrar
04-04-2004, 01:52 PM
if it makes you feel better, i'm a girl and can't dance for shit. and don't in the presence of most people, unless i am drunk and or high

ecrevisse
04-04-2004, 01:54 PM
Well you would know I guess ;)

ecrevisse
04-04-2004, 01:55 PM
Mirror you're too shy, and when you're drunk do you reckon you're a good dancer?

machinaddict
04-04-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ecrevisse
(mind you, if the girl is heavy then it's not working). http://www.prettyfat.com/pow0508.jpg

mirrar
04-04-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by ecrevisse
Mirror you're too shy, and when you're drunk do you reckon you're a good dancer? no. i know i dance about as well as elaine on seinfeld :cry:

Orenthal James
04-04-2004, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by ecrevisse
First of all, I think a woman's body is far more graceful. We have hip bones that create curves (mind you, if the girl is heavy then it's not working). Hip bones make us move/walk/dance in a sexy way.
Ah..breast tissue helps as well, because of the bouncing.

We're better than you guys:)

we have the same bones in our body. You arent special in that respect.

ecrevisse
04-04-2004, 02:06 PM
haha "pretty"fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ecrevisse
04-04-2004, 02:09 PM
just look at yourself..there's a straight line from your waist to your knees.. we have bones that stick out.

eyesbomb
04-04-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA
girls > guys

ecrevisse
04-04-2004, 02:15 PM
who's eyesbomb?

Mr. Rhinoceros
04-04-2004, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by ecrevisse
who's eyesbomb?

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Someone lame.

If girls are so great, how come they can't play basketball. I mean, they try, but they ultimately fail.</font>

Orenthal James
04-04-2004, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Someone lame.

If girls are so great, how come they can't play basketball. I mean, they try, but they ultimately fail.</font>

And when they compete in contests with men, they are awarded trophies by doing something mega-lame. Fucking bitch opened her eyes before she jumped. I hate Mc donald's All-America judges.

Mr. Rhinoceros
04-04-2004, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Orenthal James


And when they compete in contests with men, they are awarded trophies by doing something mega-lame. Fucking bitch opened her eyes before she jumped. I hate Mc donald's All-America judges.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">We have to give them pats on the back because we have to be PC.

I'm not against women's athletics, i support Women's swimming and women's speed skating because I can never get enough of that stuff but leave basketball to people who can do a crossover.</font>

Orenthal James
04-04-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">We have to give them pats on the back because we have to be PC.

I'm not against women's athletics, i support Women's swimming and women's speed skating because I can never get enough of that stuff but leave basketball to people who can do a crossover.</font>

I like volleyball.

Toby
04-04-2004, 02:53 PM
did anyone see donald trump dancing last night on SNL?

smashingjj
04-04-2004, 03:55 PM
yeah girls do dance better than boys. I noticed that again yesterday, though I danced better than everyone.

Isle
04-04-2004, 04:00 PM
men still rule when it comes to moonwalking and breakdancing.

like what i duz

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-44777/jerry9.jpg

Mariner
04-04-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Toby
did anyone see donald trump dancing last night on SNL?

I was rolling in the metaphorical aisles.

twice
04-04-2004, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Someone lame.

If girls are so great, how come they can't play basketball. I mean, they try, but they ultimately fail.</font> they don't need anything but their bodies to do something worthy of admiration. apparently, men do.

Why Am I So Ugly?
04-04-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by twice
they don't need anything but their bodies to do something worthy of admiration. apparently, men do.
yeah way to learn your place. women are sex objects and thats all theyre good for.

GreenEggsNSpam
04-04-2004, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
no. i know i dance about as well as elaine on seinfeld :cry: (In a low voice)
"The Little Kicks."


I loved that Seinfeld episode.
Frankly, I <3 Seinfeld.

Eulogy
04-04-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by twice
they don't need anything but their bodies to do something worthy of admiration. apparently, men do.

Is this relevant?

Helena Handbasket
04-05-2004, 12:02 AM
I can't dance. :(

Helena Handbasket
04-05-2004, 12:03 AM
http://www.1069thefox.com/Classicartists/genesis/1992_thewaywewalk.jpg

french_rap_sucks
04-05-2004, 12:45 AM
i disagree with most of what has been posted.
most of the girls i know can't dance for shit; i'm a guy, and i can dance pretty well.
i think if anything it might be because there are certain social restrictions but on men; men are suppose to be more stoic and dancing is seen as something that's femenine and the only guys who can dance are gay (which might be true because they're outside of this social pressure). there are exceptions, like break dancing and black culture doesn't seem to do the same thing to such an extreme to men.
mostly, guys just don't practice dancing or even try, so when they are put in situations where they have to it feels akward.
i don't know, that's just my theory.

twice
04-05-2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Eulogy


Is this relevant? in relation to his query and the topic of this thread: yes.

murgle
04-05-2004, 07:07 AM
I can't dance :(

aeropig
04-05-2004, 07:22 AM
dancing is so weird. i wonder why human beings have the mysterious impulse to flail their extremities around in time to music?? and sometimes not even in time

Dead
04-05-2004, 09:51 AM
It's because girls don't have to worry about looking stupid cause they know guys will want them anyway cause they have boobs.