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phaedrus
03-27-2004, 01:20 AM
my friend called me up today and offered to cook me and another friend dinner, but i was already making curry. so when i finished i went over and took it with me.

but she was making this spicey pasta dish with these super hot peppers. she cut up 5 and i was all "you're insane!! that's going to be scorching." because i'd had these peppers before.

when they hit the pan it was as though someone had sprayed pepper spray or had tear gassed her little two room apartment. our eyes and throats all burned, and we couldn't stop coughing. every time we'd cough we inhale even more of the fumes. it was crazy!

her neighbours came over and asked us if we were alright because she heard us all coughing so much. the only thing we could do was to take turns sticking our heads out her tiny little window. it was torture.

by the end of it we were all sweating like pigs and we all took our clothes off and had a massive slippery orgy.

mewl
03-27-2004, 01:32 AM
that was a great tale

phaedrus
03-27-2004, 02:55 AM
i'd also like to add that i can't masturbate tonight, because i have oil from those peppers on my fingers.
i don't enjoy sex like burning.

percolateur
03-27-2004, 09:13 AM
Hahahahahahaha I really enjoyed this thread.

Geek USA
03-27-2004, 09:24 AM
that's why they don't put jalapenos in the fajitas at work!!! :O

percolateur
03-27-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Geek USA
that's why they don't put jalapenos in the fajitas at work!!! :O

So they can masturbate?

Geek USA
03-27-2004, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by percolateur


So they can masturbate?

yeah we save them for the orgies in the kitchen.

percolateur
03-27-2004, 09:28 AM
Ojedas or whatever it's called sounds pretty kinky randy horny.

Rebel Yell
03-27-2004, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by phaedrus
i'd also like to add that i can't masturbate tonight, because i have oil from those peppers on my fingers.
i don't enjoy sex like burning.

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Lardism
03-27-2004, 12:13 PM
PIPERINE.

meow
03-27-2004, 01:44 PM
good story!

phaedrus
03-27-2004, 02:18 PM
oh my god, i just rubbed my eyes when i woke up and now they're burning! i can't escape these peppers!!!

Lardism
03-27-2004, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by phaedrus
oh my god, i just rubbed my eyes when i woke up and now they're burning! i can't escape these peppers!!!

Wash your hands with rubbing alcohol.

phaedrus
03-27-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Lardism


Wash your hands with rubbing alcohol.

oh thank god. sexual relief is in sight folks!

Lardism
03-27-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by phaedrus


oh thank god. sexual relief is in sight folks!

YAY! do one for me :)