it's the secret diary of billy corgan! some one wrote this back in '96 or '97 and posted it to listessa i believe. funny stuff. if the link doesn't work, copy and paste because i am a retard.

http://www.geocities.com/gishstar666/quotes/weekone.html

"james asks if he can come along too, but when i tell him about a phony star trek convention in madison, wisconsin, he gets on his bike before you can say "take me down." sucker. fortunately d'arcy is too busy stirring a metal drum of industrial-strength peroxide to be worried about anything important"


hehe