I do. :( I just recently started pooping at school.

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
I do. :( I just recently started pooping at school.

how is that working out for you?

Totally. My dorm bathroom has five stalls and showers and sinks, and I can't poop if anyone is in there, unless they are showering.

I won't poop in public places.

I never poop anywhere but on my toilet if it's not totally nessisary. All other toilet seats are inferior to my padded old-man seat.

Actually, when I first came to college, I don't think I pooped for two weeks. And I asked my roommate if she had the same problem, and she laughed for like an hour. :(

I don't understand what the big deal is. What are you afraid of?

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Originally posted by bornentertainer
I don't understand what the big deal is. What are you afraid of?

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Wait a minute! Apple doesn't poop!?!?!!!

I take a knife with me everytime I go to the restroom in fear that someone will break into my house and kill me while on the toilet.

<font color=33FFFF> I've trained myself so I only ever need to go late at night</font>

Originally posted by ReadMusic
I take a knife with me everytime I go to the restroom
My uncle has a knife in all of his bathrooms because he has some condition I think its called Mega Colon... he poops too much. He has to cut up the turds or they won't flush down. I'm telling his story cause he's kind of a jerk.

Originally posted by Dead

My uncle has a knife in all of his bathrooms because he has some condition I think its called Mega Colon... he poops too much. He has to cut up the turds or they won't flush down. I'm telling his story cause he's kind of a jerk.

:erm

:rofl:

:erm

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
I do. :( I just recently started pooping at school.

I really want you to poop all over my face.

I avoid going in my dorm bathroom at all costs. I usually use the bathroom in the commons area for the "dry" dorm because I never see anyone over there unless they are picking up their mail or something.

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
I do. :( I just recently started pooping at school.

I could never do that for fear of someone looking over the stall, and sure enough in elemantary school one day when i was sitting on the turlet a big douchebag looked over the stall so i threw.....toilet paper at him. i havent shit in a public bathroom since.

I could never do what my friend did once, he shit in the washroom at that same elementary school when that stall didn't even have a door. sure enough he got seen as well.

ill poo anywhere with a toliet. i have ibs. :(

Originally posted by Mark LeDrew


Wait a minute! Apple doesn't poop!?!?!!!
no, only "rotten apples" poop.

Yeah I hate it.

If I absolutely have to go at school (on days when I have an exam and spend the whole day here) then I try to only go in one of the two new buildings (cleanest) and on the emptiest floors so it's usually just me.

Originally posted by Dead

My uncle has a knife in all of his bathrooms because he has some condition I think its called Mega Colon... he poops too much. He has to cut up the turds or they won't flush down. I'm telling his story cause he's kind of a jerk.

:erm :erm :erm :erm :Skeptical :hurl:

Originally posted by strange_one
<font color=33FFFF> I've trained myself so I only ever need to go late at night</font>

what if you are at a party and there are people locked in the bathroom having sex?

would you could you shit on the lawn?

when i worked at the jail, id be locked in my little control booth for 4 hrs at a time. i had the worst bathroom anxiety.

Originally posted by Dead

My uncle has a knife in all of his bathrooms because he has some condition I think its called Mega Colon... he poops too much. He has to cut up the turds or they won't flush down. I'm telling his story cause he's kind of a jerk.
Thats....uh...interesting. :erm

I poop at school all the time. I can poop almost anywhere.

Originally posted by Lizard Queen
I poop at school all the time. I can poop almost anywhere.

you are a frequent pooper!

Originally posted by bornentertainer
I don't understand what the big deal is. What are you afraid of?

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AAAH I've been trying to buy that book but I could never find it. We sat in The Nature Company store and read it giggling a few years ago. :D

i have it too :( i haaate pooping in public places. i am not sure why. i just don't like pooping when other people are around :erm

i have it too :( i haaate pooping in public places. i am not sure why. i just don't like pooping when other people are around :erm

Originally posted by meow


you are a frequent pooper!

You're STILL not getting a screenshot.

if i have to go then i go even if it is a public bathroom

yes i do. i'll only go if it's a one person bathroom, or at home. this phobia has caused my problems throughout my life.

girls don't poop.

When I used to go sleep away camp in high school, you were the coolest person ever if you could poop regularly. Lots of girls had to bring boxes of bran cereal cause they were get horribly constipated. The nurse used to hand out laxitives like candy (I think that's indicative of another problem, but anyhoo....) to everyone after the first week, cause no one was pooping.

Everyone was jealous cause I pooped on the first or second day, every year. Once I pooped before they gave us lunch on the first day. Wooooo!

i once had to camp at this boy scout camp and the toilets were so horrifying (kind of like a cross between a port o let and a public bathroom) that i SQUATTED to take a shit i was so horrified (after holding out for like 2 days) and i SHAT ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT.

I've never told that story before :o :o :o

Originally posted by Lizard Queen


You're STILL not getting a screenshot.

damn. well, can you at least tell me how it went?

Originally posted by meow


damn. well, can you at least tell me how it went?

All of Netphoria will hear about it. Or at least, my LJ will.

Originally posted by Lizard Queen


All of Netphoria will hear about it. Or at least, my LJ will.

omg make sure i'm on your friends list!

never in a public area and never in someone's house or anything unless I know them very, very well.

Originally posted by miss world
girls don't poop.
Exactly