Lets see how this one does.

It's funny that these threads seem to inspire a lot of flaming, but oh well. Lets try something: Jealous, stupid single people with poor attempts at 'funny' comments, rather keep your jealous, stupid, single mouths closed? Yeah, that would work, I think.

But hey, it'll happen anyway. So, I am prepared to defend the... (dun dun duuun) posting of the picture!

My girlfriend and myself:

And yes, it's not a very good quality picture, but we both hate photos, although we actually want more of us together, this is about the best I got at the moment.

Aside from whats on her phone. Ha.

look at those jugs!

Originally posted by meow
look at those jugs!

Yeah.

Haha.

All mine.

we've never had a picture together that's come out well. if i wanted to be clever i could photoshop a pic of us together. but i'm lazy so look at the photo album.

Hmmm... I didn't actually realise I was that much taller then her until I saw that picture.

Ha.

i don't talk about her on Netphoria very much because i like to keep some things private, but here is a picture of my girlfriend of fourteen months.

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
i don't talk about her on Netphoria very much because i like to keep some things private, but here is a picture of my girlfriend of fourteen months.

look at those jugs!

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
i don't talk about her on Netphoria very much because i like to keep some things private, but here is a picture of my girlfriend of fourteen months.

She's pretty hot.

And nice tattoo, dude.

You look completely different.

I do?

How so?

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^
Tits A+

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
A+

Yeah, pretty much.

Ha. They're only a C cup. I think they seem bigger cause you'd expect, from experience, someone with 'bigger' breasts to be at least a little chubby.

But not my baby!

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^


Yeah, pretty much.

Ha. They're only a C cup. I think they seem bigger cause you'd expect, from experience, someone with 'bigger' breasts to be at least a little chubby.

But not my baby! Dude, don't let anyone fool you. Cs can be perfect.

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^
I do?

How so?

Short answer: you grew up.

You got a pony tail, you don't look 16 anymore, you look like one would find you at a Disturbed concert...moshing. And I didn't know you were 6'10". A while ago, you kind of had the appearance of someone who would be clutching a spoon in a cereal commercial; now you look like someone who'd be kicking a guy's ass in a parking lot. I guess that can have its benefits.

Oh, I know. Dont worry.

Although she hates them, thinks they're too big etc... But thats expected, she's a girl, she'd complain if they were too small too.

Ha.

Chicks are never happy with their boobs.


Edit: chicks are never happy with their anything.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Edit: chicks are never happy.

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel


Short answer: you grew up.

You got a pony tail, you don't look 16 anymore, you look like one would find you at a Disturbed concert...moshing. And I didn't know you were 6'10". A while ago, you kind of had the appearance of someone who would be clutching a spoon in a cereal commercial; now you look like someone who'd be kicking a guy's ass in a parking lot. I guess that can have its benefits.

Haha.

Yeah well, I’m 20 now. Guess I do look older. Long hair is not allowed in public South African schools, which was why it was missing before. I’m actually in the process of ‘naturally’ dredding it, but people seem to think it’s just an excuse not to ever brush my hair.

Also, take into account we were facing the sun, so the glare may make me look more mean in that photo?
I do not, in fact, like disturbed, but do enjoy live gigs as often as possible (like most netphorians). I have kicked a few guys asses in parking lots, and here and there had my ass kicked by a few guys too.

Inside I’m still clutching that spoon though.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Chicks are never happy with their boobs.


Edit: chicks are never happy with their anything.

I like my boobs. I wish they were a little bigger maybe, but I'm still happy with them.

Anyway, I would post a picture of my boyfriend and I but we hardly have any, let alone any online. But here's a picture of just him.

Originally posted by bornentertainer

But here's a picture of just him.

was that pic taken in 1996?

Originally posted by bornentertainer


I like my boobs. I wish they were a little bigger maybe, but I'm still happy with them.

Anyway, I would post a picture of my boyfriend and I but we hardly have any, let alone any online. But here's a picture of just him. He looks exactly like I would expect him to look.

Of course, he looks like he would kick my ass because I cut my long ass hair. :(

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^
I have kicked a few guys asses in parking lots

Hopefully ones like this Wegro:

http://home.alltel.net/burt02/images/ghetto.jpg

^ ^ ^ A remnant of the Great Novogate Invasion of '02, if you recall.

here we are. i bought him this hat and he just wouldn't take it off!


http://www.popcornantitheater.com/imagess/Smiling-happy-couple-popcor.jpg

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel


Hopefully ones like this Wegro:

http://home.alltel.net/burt02/images/ghetto.jpg

^ ^ ^ A remnant of the Great Novogate Invasion of '02, if you recall. If you need a program that has the ability to crop, let me know.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
He looks exactly like I would expect him to look.

Of course, he looks like he would kick my ass because I cut my long ass hair. :(

Have I described him before? And you had long hair before? Pics?

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
was that pic taken in 1996?

It might have been 1999 or 2000, but he still looks the same.

Originally posted by bornentertainer


Have I described him before? And you had long hair before? Pics?


I will repost soon. And yes, I had hair to my ass for about 7 years.

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel


Hopefully ones like this Wegro:



Ha, if you want?
Heh.

I didn't know about that, at all, actually.

taken in... October? November, maybe?

i have no one.

Here's one of me and Chris :love:

<font color="DAB9E8">These are old. The first one's from high school (I was 15, he's 16 in this pic). The next one is from about a year ago..
</font>

<font color="DAB9E8">

tyhtyj

me and dylan

i was going to post a picture of my mom and i, but decided that that would be extremely sad.

Originally posted by Orchestra
tyhtyj

awwwww

i am more attractive than all the guys whose pictures were posted in this thread

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
i am more attractive than all the guys whose pictures were posted in this thread

i'm sure all the girls in those pictures find modesty attractive.

well i meant physically.
and by the way girls DO NOT find modesty attractive. i've come to learn this over the years

I've already posted this but I only have a couple on my computer:

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=782522>

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
I've already posted this but I only have a couple on my computer:

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=782522>

dude, you look like the rock.

CAN YOU SMELLELELLELELELELLELELELELELELELLELLLLLLLLLL

He's been a-drinkin'....

http://spava.theendless.org/DSCN0949b&w.jpg

Originally posted by meow


dude, you look like the rock.

does that mean you'd hit it if I got you a little buzzed and yelled CAN YOU SMELL

Crappy picture, and I'm not even looking at the camera.

Taken at Rocky Horror in December.

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
i am more attractive than all the guys whose pictures were posted in this thread nickeh>>> *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*

Originally posted by Orchestra
tyhtyj
Tisk tisk....

The ex and I . . .

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=791004">

<h1>AND IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY TODAY!</h1>

Originally posted by autumnNOCTURNE
The ex and I . . .
:erm

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
:erm

What's your problem?

here's one of me and brad, taken pretty recently...

http://www.bystarlite.com/bradand******.jpg

:love:

Originally posted by Orchestra
nickeh>>> *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*

well thats odd. i recall her saying i was hot when she and i were pals. but anyways, you look like a mutated trent reznor. and thus, youre not going to last

Originally posted by sarasvati
here's one of me and brad, taken pretty recently...

http://www.bystarlite.com/bradand******.jpg

WTF??!?!?

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

WTF??!?!?

:confused:

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?


well thats odd. i recall her saying i was hot when she and i were pals. but anyways, you look like a mutated trent reznor. and thus, youre not going to last

Eh, I'm prettier then you (my mother says so, and she dont lie!). Plus, I'll fuck you up! In a parking lot.

Jealous, stupid, single.

Originally posted by Mooney


i'm sure all the girls in those pictures find modesty attractive.

I enjoyed this reply.

It was done well.

Hence; Well done.


Just sharing my approval.

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^


Eh, I'm prettier then you (my mother says so, and she dont lie!). Plus, I'll fuck you up! In a parking lot.

Jealous, stupid, single.
nah id shoot your ass

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

nah id shoot your ass

Eh. Dude.

I'm a 20 yr old Male South African. I'm still alive.

I'm bullet proof.

I fucking eat bullets.
(This seems... suggestive)

Originally posted by Eve
me and dylan

who's arm is that

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces


does that mean you'd hit it if I got you a little buzzed and yelled CAN YOU SMELL

CAN YOU FINISH your sentences?

Originally posted by sarasvati
here's one of me and brad, taken pretty recently...

http://www.bystarlite.com/bradand******.jpg <img src=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39185000/jpg/_39185329_will270.jpg>

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?


WTF??!?!?


:confused: x2