Irrelevant
01-23-2004, 08:27 AM
she wouldn't have any idea what was going on.
View Full Version : if i had a time machine, i would rape Helen Keller Irrelevant 01-23-2004, 08:27 AM she wouldn't have any idea what was going on. ravenguy2000 01-23-2004, 08:55 AM Q: How come Helen Keller can't have kids?? A: Because she's DEAD! Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy? A: Trying to read a stucco wall. Q: What is Helen Keller's favorite color? A: Corduroy. Q: Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt? A: She was bobbing for french fries. Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A: She answer the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side of her face? A: They called back. Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They left the plunger in. Q: Why was Helen Keller's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too. Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: she needs the other to moan with. Q: How did she burn her fingers? A: Reading the waffle iron Q: What did she do when she fell down the well? A: Screamed her fingers off Q: How come she didn't scream when she fell off the cliff? A: She was wearing mittens Q: Why does she wear skin tight pants? A: So you can read her lips Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? A: You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'. Q: Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll? A: Wind it up and it walks into walls. Q: What's this (slowly waving fingers)? A: Helen Keller moaning Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world? A: The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't scream for help. Q: What did HK's parent's do to punish her? 1. Rearranged the furniture 2. Left the plunger in the toilet bowl 3. Put her in a round room and told her there's a penny in the corner 4. Washed her hands with soap 5. Gave her bird-seed to read. twice 01-23-2004, 09:13 AM your priorities are totally fucked, ryanpatrick. severin 01-23-2004, 09:14 AM who the fuck is helen keller? Andy / 01-23-2004, 09:15 AM Originally posted by ravenguy2000 Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They left the plunger in. I cringed! Andy / 01-23-2004, 09:15 AM Originally posted by severin who the fuck is helen keller? A deaf, dumb, and blind kid. She sure played a mean pinball. mewl 01-23-2004, 09:23 AM this thread is sad :( Transformer 01-24-2004, 12:43 AM Originally posted by ravenguy2000 Q: How come Helen Keller can't have kids?? A: Because she's DEAD! Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A: She answer the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side of her face? A: They called back. :rofl: I am so going to hell for the amount of laughter i just created :erm Fattening Ass 01-24-2004, 12:44 AM at least she wouldn't have to listen to his favorite music ! Mooney 01-24-2004, 12:49 AM yeah, i was going to say you better put mittens on her hands to muffle the screaming, but i missed the boat. DAMNIT! |