I would. The more refined among us enjoy handling their roast Bluestar not with bare hands like slovenly apes but with utensils like well-trained and deluded humanzees. Oh, how funny those humanzees look when they waltz around upright and smoke cigars! They think they're human! I like to show them mirrors so they can see what abominations they really are! Oh, the look of horror and shame on their uncannily anthropomorphic faces! Fun for the whole family, those genetic anomalies are! Especially in party hats!

ok!

he's totally doing a parody of harry potter.