View Full Version : Tell Me What Egg Nog Is


Enzed
12-24-2003, 06:20 AM
BECAUSE WE DON'T GET NOGS DOWN HERE.:erm

Geek USA
12-24-2003, 06:21 AM
poop in a glass

Isaac
12-24-2003, 06:22 AM
Elf cum.

Random Female
12-24-2003, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Isaac
Elf cum. AYe! I KNEW I recognized the taste!

mewl
12-24-2003, 06:23 AM
it is a holiday drink concocted of different ingredients.

i like egg nog ice cream! :D

Ihaman
12-24-2003, 06:23 AM
Egg Nog is soooooooooo good with Amaretto.

Enzed
12-24-2003, 06:25 AM
Originally posted by mewl
it is a holiday drink concocted of different ingredients.

i like egg nog ice cream! :D

Name said ingredients.

Ihaman
12-24-2003, 06:27 AM
If you haven't had it, there's no point in trying to explain it.

It's a cinnamonny, nutmeggy, Vanilla-y thick...fattening holiday drink.

Enzed
12-24-2003, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by Ihaman
If you haven't had it, there's no point in trying to explain it.

It's a cinnamonny, nutmeggy, Vanilla-y thick...fattening holiday drink.

So it's an egg thickshake?

Ihaman
12-24-2003, 06:31 AM
yes

mewl
12-24-2003, 06:32 AM
go read the other thread about it. there's a recipe in there. BAM!

Enzed
12-24-2003, 06:39 AM
My mamma wants to know
Where I'm spending all my dough
Honey, all she does is nag, nag, nag
But I wont apologize
I'd inject into my eyes
If there was nowhere else to stick my skag

All I want is brown
And I'm going into town
Shooting up as soon as I'm back
My friends have got some good shit
All I want is some of it
Gimme, gimme, gimme that smack

Well, I've ruined nearly all of my veins
Sticking that fucking shit into my arms

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a fuck
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a fuck

Getting off my face
There's a drogon I must chase
Honey I'm the scourge of all mankind
And everyone but me
Is destined just to be
Slaves to the remorseless grind

But I found myself an easy way out
Sticking that fucking shit into my arms
Into my arms

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a fuck
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a fuck

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a fuck
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a fuck
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' a fuck
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Ghetto_Squirrel
12-24-2003, 07:31 AM
It's really gross, and I wouldn't even bother going near it if it's the alcohol-free kind.

Enzed
12-24-2003, 07:53 AM
Baby, everything has fallen into place
My life is so exciting now I've got my space
Like a splash of water on my face
Lately I'm doing what I can do to pleasure me
I'm finding time to focus on my fantasies
I'm satisfied in my own company

I don't need your permission
To take this matter in my own two hands

'Cos I'm holding my own
Give or take a tear or two
I'm holding my own
No matter what I put myself through

Lady, all we seem to do is talk about
We take apart and analyse our ins and outs
Honey, I would rather do without

No-one to answer to
I won't spend another lifetime begging you

'Cos I'm holding my own
Give or take a tear or two
I'm holding my own
No matter what I put myself through
I'm holding my own

There's a spring in my stride
There's a twinkle in my dying eyes

'Cos I'm holding my own
Give or take a tear or two
I'm holding my own
No matter what I put myself through

Enzed
12-24-2003, 07:55 AM
Feinging joy and surprise
at the gifts we despise over mulled wine
with you
On the 25th day
of the 12th month
The sleigh bells are in time
ringing true
How we cling each noel to that snowflake's hope in hell
that it won’t end

Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Well the weather is cruel,
and the season of Yule warms the heart, but it still hurts.
You’ve got your career, spent the best part of last year apart and it still hurts
So that’s why I pray each and every Christmas day that it won’t end

Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

Poised underneath the mistletoe leaf and you’re not here,
You went away upon boxing day,
Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

DeviousJ
12-24-2003, 10:32 AM
Just buy a bottle of advocaat and be done with it

meow
12-24-2003, 02:16 PM
eggnog is SICK.

Blegh.

I was at a grocery store and the guy made me try the egg nog cake. he said it wasn't eggnoggy. I almost barfed.

alisonmonster
12-24-2003, 02:19 PM
tasty- if you like gross!

meow
12-24-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster
tasty- if you like gross!

i agree with this post!

mirrar
12-24-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by meow
eggnog is SICK.

meow
12-24-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue


3 votes SICK.

Hillzy
12-24-2003, 02:50 PM
Cheers for asking ENZED, I've always wondered what the fuck it was too.

Hillzy
12-24-2003, 02:57 PM
Why did I capitalise your name I wonder?

Maybe coz of the company.

http://www.palmerstongamefishing.com.au/competitions_files/enzed.jpg

Ugly
12-24-2003, 04:58 PM
nog is awesome, but its better without booze in it. seriously. so tasty minus the booze.

2Marlon2Brando
12-25-2003, 03:42 AM
Egg nog is like...I want to get drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

Sean Casey
12-25-2003, 04:08 AM
Originally posted by Ugly
nog is awesome, but its better without booze in it. seriously. so tasty minus the booze.

FUCKING THANK YOU

FINALLY

UGLY LETS DRINK BOOZELESS EGG NOG TOGETHER AND WATCH SCIENCE FICTION MOVIES

Isle
12-25-2003, 04:15 AM
you haven't tried nog til you've tried Fig Nog.

Isaac
12-25-2003, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
Egg nog is like...I want to get drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

It's elf cum. You might as well pour it on your back and slap your ass.

Isle
12-25-2003, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by Isaac


It's elf cum. You might as well pour it on your back and slap your ass.

B (4 stars)

Eulogy
12-25-2003, 04:42 AM
I quite enjoy the taste.

I had an egg nog malt at Culver's last night. It was awesome.

blackfaerie
12-25-2003, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
It's really gross, and I wouldn't even bother going near it if it's the alcohol-free kind.

tru dat yo.