Go ahead. I'm a Mr. Crankypants today.

k!

:mad: See if I care.

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
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iiiiiiim sleeeeeeeeeeepy.

sex is fun, but don't be silly...put a rubber on your willy!

sup sbt

Originally posted by DeviousJ
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This made me die laughing for some reason.

Originally posted by crescentfresh


This made me die laughing for some reason.

I stared at it for about a minute and became a little disturbed.

I cannot figure out why.

Let's hear it :cool:

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

iiiiiiim sleeeeeeeeeeepy.

It's their expressions full of vim and joie de vivre that's doing that

tell me and then we can have illegal buttsex.

Originally posted by Eulogy
k!

I can't say anything bad about you because you are the type of boy I'd let date my daughter.

Originally posted by Esty
:mad: See if I care.

What's with the Nintendo stuff? LeDrew already has that covered. Are you just trying to be like LeDrew? What's up with that? I would drive to your house and put a bomb in your mom's car BUT I DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE AND CAN'T DRIVE A CAR BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOU PROBABLY WANT TO BE A COP WHEN YOU GROW UP. THAT MAKES YOU FEEL PRETTY HIGH AND MIGHTY DOESN'T IT? WELL GUESS WHAT? THAT ISN'T GOING TO MAKE YOUR DICK ANY BIGGER AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY WHORES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE WELL HUNG.

sup

Originally posted by sickbadthing


I can't say anything bad about you because you are the type of boy I'd let date my daughter.

Interesting.

Originally posted by DeviousJ
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Ah James. Always the one to take the high road and not resort to name calling on the forums here. I bet you think you're James Bond or some shit huh? Well one day I might just come to England put an end to your silly Beatles haircut once and for all! You're always parading around this place like you own it! Well the buck STOPS HERE MISTER FUNNYPANTS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT ANYMORE AND I MIGHT JUST GET A JOB WITH THE CIA AND ARREST YOU AND BRING YOU OVER TO THE UNITED STATES AND WE'LL SEE JUST HOW WITTY YOU ARE WHEN YOU ARE POSTING FROM PRISON AND YOU HAVE A BIG BLACK MAN POUNDING AWAY AT THE LITTLE HOLE BETWEEN YOUR BUTTOCKS OVER AND OVER AND YOU WILL REGRET YOU EVER HAD A BUTTHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

HA! TAKE THAT!

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

iiiiiiim sleeeeeeeeeeepy.

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SMOKE CRACK AND SNORT HEROIN AND CHASE IT WITH A BOTTLE OF TEQUILLA EVERY GODDAMN DAY YOU COULD STAY AWAKE LONG ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU NEED TO BE CONFRONTED ON JENNY JONES BY ONE OF THOSE SARGEANT TURN MY TEENS AROUND OH MY TEEN IS OUT OF CONTROL I CAN'T GET MY TEEN TO BEHAVE MOTHERFUCKERS! LISTEN UP MISSY BECAUSE I'M TELLING YOU TO FLY STRAIGHT OR GET STRAIGHTENED OUT BECAUSE LIFE IS NOT ONE LONG PARTY AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU. AS OF THIS MONTH YOU ARE PAYING RENT OR YOU ARE GOING TO BE OUT ON YOUR PRETTY LITTLE ASS WITHOUT A POT TO PISS IN!

Amuse me before I go to sleep.

Originally posted by Toby
Let's hear it :cool:

I used to have faith in you Toby. Things were looking like they might be good with you around but THEN YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SLAP TRYKRISTEN WITH YOUR 10" OF FLOPPY DONG AND YOU FUCKED IT UP!!! WHAT'S WITH THIS I WAS TOO TIRED SHIT? MAN YOU NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE ONE DAY AT A TIME. YOU NEED TO GATHER YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS AND WAKE UP ONE DAY AND REALIZE THAT YOU'D BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF YOU STOPPED IMAGINING YOU WERE IN LA LA LAND AND INSTEAD FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH A BOOTY CALL AND GIVING THAT LITTLE WHORE JUST EXACTLY WHAT SHE DESERVES. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TWICE.

Originally posted by sickbadthing


I used to have faith in you Toby. Things were looking like they might be good with you around but THEN YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SLAP TRYKRISTEN WITH YOUR 10" OF FLOPPY DONG AND YOU FUCKED IT UP!!! WHAT'S WITH THIS I WAS TOO TIRED SHIT? MAN YOU NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE ONE DAY AT A TIME. YOU NEED TO GATHER YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS AND WAKE UP ONE DAY AND REALIZE THAT YOU'D BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF YOU STOPPED IMAGINING YOU WERE IN LA LA LAND AND INSTEAD FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH A BOOTY CALL AND GIVING THAT LITTLE WHORE JUST EXACTLY WHAT SHE DESERVES. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TWICE.

we hung out 2 nights ago, I guess you missed the post :(

Originally posted by miss world
tell me and then we can have illegal buttsex.

OH IT'S MS. JAILBAIT BRTICHES COMING TO POST IN MY THREAD HUH? I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING AS DEMEANING AS I'D LIKE TO BECAUSE I'D HAVE THE FBI KNOCKING ON MY DOOR ASKING ME ABOUT WHAT MY RELATIONSHIP TO YOU IS AND WHY AN OLD MAN LIKE MYSELF WAS DOING TALKING TO A LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU ON IM AT 2AM DRUNK OFF MY ASS PLAYING STRIP POKER ON THE WEBCAM. WELL NO THANKS MISSY, I PREFER NOT TO BE GOING TO POUND YOU IN THE ASS FEDERAL PRISON. MAYBE IN 4 YEARS I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT KINDS OF TERRIBLE THINGS I LIKE WITH A COUPLE OF HAND PUPPETS, A HANDGUN AND SOME TWINE BUT UNTIL THEN, I SUGGEST YOU KEEP YOUR INSTANT MESSAGES TO YOURSELF MS. I HAVE A VAGINA AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT SMARTY PANTS.

Originally posted by Toby


we hung out 2 nights ago, I guess you missed the post :(

I take it all back then. Did you use the roofies?

Oh yeah? Maybe I'll get a job with MI5 or MI6 or whichever and THEN we'll see! Free license to kill I've heard, so send me a gun so I can threaten you with it

:(

Originally posted by Sean Casey
sup

YOU ARE ACTUALLY VERY SUPPORTIVE AND NICE AND AREN'T MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE AND SAY AND DO PRETTY FUNNY THINGS ON THIS FUCKING FORUM SO MY BEEF WITH YOU IS THAT I DON'T REALLY HAVE A BEEF WITH YOU BUT I'M TYPING IN FUCKING CAPS REGARDLESS BECAUSE I LIKE TYPING IN FUCKING CAPS AND THERE AIN'T A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. TAKE THAT MR. S TASTY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK S TASTY MEANS IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE AND I'M WAY FUCKING ON THE OUTSIDE. WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER! TO THINK THAT I TRUSTED YOU ALL THIS TIME AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO??? THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'LL BE MARRYING JULIE AND I'LL BE A SAD LONELY LITTLE MAN WITH NOTHING BUT A HARD DRIVE FULL OF PORN AND A TUB OF KY JELLY TO DIP MY HAND IN WHEN I'M FEELING FRISKY. THANKS FOR NOTHING.

Originally posted by DeviousJ
Oh yeah? Maybe I'll get a job with MI5 or MI6 or whichever and THEN we'll see! Free license to kill I've heard, so send me a gun so I can threaten you with it

I KNEW IT!!! YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT ROGER MOORE WAS THE BEST BOND!!! OCTOPUSSY THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

tasty sounds kind of like casey

i was substituting words in place of casey and decided tasty would work better as a rap name than any of the other words

i'd like to know why you skipped me, buster.

Originally posted by RopeyLopey
Amuse me before I go to sleep.

I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY THE SHORTEST LITTLE MAN TO WALK THE EARTH AND YOU AREN'T EVEN TECHNICALLY A MIDGET OR A DWARF. NICE JOB FUCKO SEEMS LIKE YOU MANAGED TO PULL A FAST ONE ON MOTHER NATURE. SEEMS LIKE ALL YOU'RE GOING TO GET OUT OF LIFE IS A CLOSET FULL OF SHOES WITH LIFTS IN THEM BUT GUESS WHAT?? IT AIN'T GOING TO FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE YOU NEED FEET, NOT INCHES. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU NEED TO WORK ON? HOW ABOUT USING SOME TOOTHPASTE THAT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE A CAMEL'S ASS BECAUSE WITH THAT BREATH YOU'RE SPORTING, CHICKS ARE THINKING THAT YOU'RE INTO SOME SCAT FUCKING. THEY THINK YOU EAT SHIT FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE AND I'D SAY THAT'S DISGUSTING IN EVERYONE'S BOOK EXCEPT FOR STRANGE ONE'S SO HAVE FUN BEING STRANGE ONE'S BOYFRIEND. I'D SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN IF I WERE YOU.

hey

Originally posted by mewl
i'd like to know why you skipped me, buster.

me now.
even though you don't know me.

Originally posted by sickbadthing
Crankypants

aww.

Originally posted by mewl
sex is fun, but don't be silly...put a rubber on your willy!

RUBBERS? FUCK RUBBERS. I MAY AS WELL CUT MY DICK OFF AND THROW IT BEHIND MY SHOULDER BECAUSE I WON'T BE FEELING SHIT WITH THAT ON MY COCK. AIDS IS WORTH THE SENSITIVE FEELING WHEN MY DICK THE WET SOFT SPOT BETWEEN A GIRLIES LEGS.

FREAK.

that is so fucking disappointing. netphoria knows all of my dirty little secrets and you turn around and talk about yourself. fuck you, mister.

Originally posted by crescentfresh


This made me die laughing for some reason.

Oh just because you're tall means us short guys don't get a chance with the Amazon ladies huh? WELL THAT'S DISCRIMINATION CHICKIE AND I'M SICK OF IT. I CAN'T HELP THAT GOD DECIDED TO MAKE ME UNDER 6' AND WHEN GUYS GO HEY CHECK HER ASS OUT I HAVE TO SAY NO THANKS CAUSE THAT CHICK AIN'T GOING TO GIVE ME ANY BECAUSE I'D BE EMBARASSING TO BE WITH AND SHE'D PROBABLY BE ABLE TO KICK ANYONE'S ASS INCLUDING MINE. GREAT NOW I'M FEELING LIKE SHIT AND I MIGHT JUST GO OUT AND FIND SOME LITTLE KID, PUT HIM IN A BURLAP SACK AND THROW HIM IN A RIVER TIED TO CEMENT BLOCKS BECAUSE THAT LITTLE FUCKER DESERVES IT FOR SAYING HEY SHORTY I BET YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY POON ANYTIME SOON.

Originally posted by mewl
that is so fucking disappointing. netphoria knows all of my dirty little secrets and you turn around and talk about yourself. fuck you, mister.

Hey guess what you bitch too much.

Originally posted by Orchestra
sup sbt

HEY THERE MR. MY USER NAME AND MY AVATAR DOESN'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE SO GUESS WHAT??? SOMEBODY MAKE ME MOD SO I CAN MOD AND THEN MY MODDINESS WILL PREVAIL OVER COMMON SENSE OH HEY GUESS WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE A POST COUNT ANYMORE SO THERE!

Actually, The Count is cool.

I can't stay mad at you. I just get CRAZY WHEN I'M DRUNK.

Originally posted by failure
hey

SO THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY.

HA HA HA MOTHERFUCKER!

P.S. YOU BREAK LITTLE GIRL'S HEARTS YOU MEANIE.

Originally posted by mxzombie
me now.
even though you don't know me.

I woke up too damn early this morning and guess what that means. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS BUSTER. I COULDN'T TAKE A CRAP THEN BUT I HAVE TO NOW BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M AT WORK AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO DROP A LOG AT WORK BECAUSE 1. THERE'S NOTHING TO READ AND 2. SOMEONE ALWAYS COMES IN THE BATHROOM AND I WANT TO BE MAKING HARD SHITTING NOISES BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THEY WILL THINK I HAD ONE BREAKFAST BURRITO TOO MANY AND WILL GASP AND PUKE AT THE SMELL OF MY SHIT.

YOU HAVE BEEN NO HELP AT ALL TO ME AND I HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR MY SHITTY LIFE. MERRY CHRISTMAS ASSHOLE I HOPE SANTA GIVES YOU A DEATH SENTENCE.

There's just simply nothing bad you can say about me. I'm just a great guy.

Originally posted by jenniferkate


aww.

Um... uh...

TEE HEE.

Originally posted by sickbadthing


Um... uh...

TEE HEE.

YOU ALWAYS DO THAT

Originally posted by Lil Apache
There's just simply nothing bad you can say about me. I'm just a great guy.

YOU REMIND ME OF THIS ONE TIME I WAS WORKING WITH SOME NAILS, A HAMMER AND A SHITLOAD OF WOOD AND I WAS FOLLOWING A BLUEPRINT AND I KEPT HAMMERING AND HAMMERING BUT THE MORE I HAMMERED THE LESS THE PILES OF WOOD I WAS NAILING TOGETHER LOOKED LIKE THE FUCKING BLUEPRINT. THEN THE FUCKING PHONE RINGS AND I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION ANYMORE AND SOMEHOW I'VE NAILED MY BALLS TO A PIECE OF WOOD AND IT HURTS PRETTY BAD BECAUSE I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JUST NAILING THROUGH MY FUCKING SCROTUM, NO I'M TALKING ABOUT HAMMERING A BIG FUCKING NAIL THROUGH MY GODDAMN GONAD AND I'M YELPING AND SCREAMING AND THERE'S BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF THE HEAD OF MY DICK LIKE I'M TAKING A PISS BUT I'M NOT IT'S BLOOD SPRAYING EVERYWHERE AND EVEN ON THE BLUEPRINTS BUT I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT MAKING THE TREEHOUSE ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M IN A LOT OF FUCKING PAIN AND IN THE AMBULANCE THE PARAMEDIC CALLED ME BOB VILLA HOW'S IT GOING BOB? YOU REMIND ME OF THAT BASTARD AND FOR THAT I AM GOING TO COPY AND PASTE SOME KLINGON POETRY:

Dat je paqpu’
vay’ wovmey parHa’
jIH paqmey bang
chaH Depmey ‘et yIn
Hovvam pov
jevam vaj Hu’
ghorgh SIS je peD pum
joq ghorgh getlhpagh langbe’
eg je ghorgh chaH pa’vaj

najma’
qo’
Hop Suq poH je logh
yeb je neH

Originally posted by jenniferkate


YOU ALWAYS DO THAT

You can share my abusive response

Originally posted by DeviousJ

You can share my abusive response

that's very nice of you lee but i don't think i could live with myself were i to deprive you of any of the joy christopher's cantankerousness brings.

Originally posted by jenniferkate


that's very nice of you lee but i don't think i could live with myself were i to deprive you of any of the joy christopher's cantankerousness brings.

Admit it, you want your own. With Jersey references to make you really mad.

isn't it 5 in the afternoon in utah? isn't that a bit early to be drinking?

Entertain me while my soup simmers.

Originally posted by DeviousJ

Admit it, you want your own. With Jersey references to make you really mad.

i don't want one if his heart's not in it!

I like soda.

Originally posted by funnygeezus
isn't it 5 in the afternoon in utah? isn't that a bit early to be drinking?

WHAT THE HELL. WHEN DID YOU GROW TITS AND BECOME MY MOTHER? YOU THINK I'M A DRUNK? WELL I'M A LUSH DUDE AND THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. YOU THINK IT'S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION? I THINK IT'S TIME YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SUCKED DOWN SOME CYANIDE AND LOOKED AT THE PUTRID MUG FOR ONE LAST FUCKING TIME. I CAN DRINK WHEN I GET UP IF I WANT TO AND DRINK ALL DAY AND PISS ON MY LIVING ROOM FLOOR IF IT MAKES SENSE AT THE TIME AND CALL BOMB THREATS ON THE VATICAN IF I FEEL LIKE IT BECAUSE BOOZE MAKES ME SMARTER AND IT ALSO MAKES ME STRONGER AND I COULD THROW YOU INTO ORBIT IF I WANTED TO AND YOU'D BE JUST ANOTHER SATELITE ORBITING EARTH BUT YOU WON'T PICK UP HBO OR COMEDY CENTRAL BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHITTY SATELITE AND ALIENS ARE GOING TO WRECK THEIR FUCKING UFO INTO YOU AND MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE AND NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM IN SPACE MOTHERFUCKER.

I got skipped.

:love:

Originally posted by Lizard Queen
Entertain me while my soup simmers.

SAYS YOU MS. CANADA I'M BETTER THAN THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE I DON'T WORK AND MY COUNTRY PAYS FOR ME TO BE A FUCKING BUM LADY. HEY WHY DON'T YOU GO TO FRANCE AND GET IT OVER WITH BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU WANT TO DRINK WINE AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO PAINT AND PRONOUNCE WORDS IN THE MOST FUCKED UP WAY POSSIBLE. HEY HERE'S A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA... WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A TAXI TO THE NORTH POLE AND GET EATEN BY A FUCKING POLAR BEAR BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE IN LIFE IS A STRAIN ON THE ALREADY FUCKED UP TAX SYSTEM IN YOUR SILLY FAKE COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T PRODUCE ANYTHING IMPORTANT OTHER THAN PORNOGRAPHY.

Originally posted by spa ced
I got skipped.

OH GREAT NOW YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE ADD AND I CAN'T DO SIMPLE MATH PROBLEMS. WELL FUCK YOU MISTER KNOW IT ALL MAYBE IT'S HARD FOR ME TO REMEMBER MY GODDAMN MULTIPLICATION TABLES AND MAYBE I THINK THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING OUT WITH MONTELDS AND YOU ARE GOING TO PUT A PRETTY WEDDING DRESS ON HIM ONE DAY AND YOU MIGHT EVEN CALL HIM YOUR WIFE EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A PENIS YET HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT IS FOR OTHER THAN URINATING. HERE'S A FUNNY IDEA... YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PENIS AND START BY PEEING ON HIS FACE AND THEN SHOW HIM WHAT ELSE A COCK CAN DO AND GET HARD AND JUST SPLATTER JIZZ IN HIS EYES AND EARS AND HAIR AND SHOVE YOUR THUMBS UP HIS NOSE AND SAY GET IT NOW MONTE???? GET THE PICTURE FUCKFACE???? OKAY NOW SUCK ON THIS AND DON'T USE YOUR TEETH OTHERWISE I'M KNOCKING THE MOTHERFUCKERS OUT.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I like soda.

Hey. I think you want to hump every girl you're mean to here.

HA!

:P

I had spanish rice for dinner.

I'm sick guys. :(

I'll do this some more when I'm working tomorrow.

Hey Y'all.

you're sorta funny sometimes. :erm