View Full Version : so why did you break up with any of your past s/o


MonteLDS
11-25-2003, 02:39 PM
i completely forgot why, but I am sure some people have to have some good stories :)

Victor_Mancini
11-25-2003, 02:41 PM
no head.

now that how to lose a guy in 10 days.

Fattening Ass
11-25-2003, 02:42 PM
why are all monte threads so boring uninspired and nothing but fucking questions and polls?

douche.

MonteLDS
11-25-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Fattening Ass
why are all monte threads so boring uninspired and nothing but questions and polls? \

to bug people like you :p

mirrar
11-25-2003, 02:45 PM
it was getting in the way of our friendship, which was what we had agreed beforehand we HAD to fight to keep no matter what. i realized that i really just loved him as a best friend instead of a boyfriend. and it worked. we're still really close and there's no bitterness or anything.

Toby
11-25-2003, 02:47 PM
oh man:

Jennifer Davis: She was selfish and didn't want me to hang out with my friends

Laura Ferriby: the head was good, I just didn't want a relationship

Rebecca Fox: She turned out to be the most annoying, whiny ho I had ever met, but we had great sex :cool:

Jessica Garret: She was seeing me and some other dude at the same time. She said she had this job at schlotsky's deli, but it was a lie so she could see her other man.

Michelle Lewellyn: She was a terrible lay :erm

Stephanie Dinsmore: She broke up with me :(

Katherine Vermillye: She had facial hair

Fall Down Blue
11-25-2003, 02:52 PM
Monte, I broke up with my ex because god wanted me to kill her.

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jenn
11-25-2003, 02:53 PM
- one fucked my best friend...while i was preggers.
- one was a horrible lay.
- and the two from the threesome... were fucking immature. and couldn't hold down jobs.

2Marlon2Brando
11-25-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Toby
Katherine Vermillye: She had facial hair

Did she not have it when you first started dating? Or did you grow to stop liking facial hair?

Fletcher
11-25-2003, 02:55 PM
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that bitch kristin
11-25-2003, 02:56 PM
- one tried the whole "i know you because i can read people" bullshit and told me i didnt' want a relationship with him because i was afraid of commitment, when really he just got too ugly and my friends were teasing me

- one got too close in the beginning and smothered me

- one didn't show up when he was supposed to and treated me like shit when i said something about it

Toby
11-25-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


Did she not have it when you first started dating? Or did you grow to stop liking facial hair? like she would shave it with a razor...and one morning I saw her and she had growth on her chin and around her jaw bone and it just gave me the creeps. I didn't understand why she shaved and not like waxed or something, but I just couldn't deal with it.

Smashing87
11-25-2003, 03:00 PM
Treated me like "the gum on the bottom of her shoe."

Toby
11-25-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Smashing87
Treated me like "the gum on the bottom of her shoe." So you are saying she walked all over you? :(

mirrar
11-25-2003, 03:06 PM
oh yeah and one i really hated and wasn't really going out with him to begin with, and the first one i knew he could potentially fuck up my life really badly, so i made it die.

meow
11-25-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Toby
like she would shave it with a razor...and one morning I saw her and she had growth on her chin and around her jaw bone and it just gave me the creeps. I didn't understand why she shaved and not like waxed or something, but I just couldn't deal with it.

ew.

Toby
11-25-2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by meow


ew. tell me about it :( :hurl:

pale blue eyes
11-25-2003, 03:10 PM
I've only had one long term relationship and we broke up because his parents didn't approve of us being together. We were together for six years and kept it secret for a good while. He was a Mormon and we did lots of....un-Mormon like things and his parents caught us. They basically arranged a marriage for him, he got hitched and moved to Texas.

that bitch kristin
11-25-2003, 03:10 PM
sometimes birthcontrol makes you grow hair in places you normally wouldn't like on your face. it has something to do with production of the other hormone progesterone.

KrazeeStacee
11-25-2003, 03:44 PM
hah.

Jeff Iverson: He had an incredibly small penis, but that isn't why I broke up with him. Apparently his friends knew this and also called him "1-2-3 kid". They cracked the joke and I giggled a little, and he got pissed and hit me. I threw my coat off. As instinct, I was going to beat his ass. I stopped, looked at him, and said "fuck you, we're done." Then I left.

John Nebe: I found out he fucked at least 5 girls while we dated (only 3 months) and on my birthday he said he was going to visit his grandfather in the hospital, but instead he went to a party, slipped my friend something in her drink, then took her virginity and got her pregnant.

Yep...I know how to pick em. And these are the guys who DON'T wear makeup...;)

2Marlon2Brando
11-25-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
hah.

Jeff Iverson: He had an incredibly small penis, but that isn't why I broke up with him. Apparently his friends knew this and also called him "1-2-3 kid". They cracked the joke and I giggled a little, and he got pissed and hit me. I threw my coat off. As instinct, I was going to beat his ass. I stopped, looked at him, and said "fuck you, we're done." Then I left.

John Nebe: I found out he fucked at least 5 girls while we dated (only 3 months) and on my birthday he said he was going to visit his grandfather in the hospital, but instead he went to a party, slipped my friend something in her drink, then took her virginity and got her pregnant.

Yep...I know how to pick em. And these are the guys who DON'T wear makeup...;)

wow.

KrazeeStacee
11-25-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


wow.

Oh there's plenty more...

But another funny thing about that Nebe guy...he was 23 & I was 17...All the girls he fucked were under 18 and one was 13 years old. Her older brother found him in his car in a parking lot one night, pulled him out of his car, beat his ass hardcore style, then shoved him back in the car.

Victor_Mancini
11-25-2003, 03:51 PM
All of these people seem like keepers to me

2Marlon2Brando
11-25-2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Oh there's plenty more...

But another funny thing about that Nebe guy...he was 23 & I was 17...All the girls he fucked were under 18 and one was 13 years old. Her older brother found him in his car in a parking lot one night, pulled him out of his car, beat his ass hardcore style, then shoved him back in the car.

Wow. That stuff isn't even funny. Krazee maybe, but definitely not funny.

sppunk
11-25-2003, 03:52 PM
I'll only list one because we dated 2 and a half years:

We broke up because it was time to either get married or break up. And both of us knew we couldn't marry each other. It hurt, really badly. But, we still talk on regular occassion and we get along just fine. It was strange at first, but it's gotten completely normal again.

Victor_Mancini
11-25-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


Wow. That stuff isn't even funny. Krazee maybe, but definitely not funny.

you sure you're not talking about PhantomFM

2Marlon2Brando
11-25-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Victor_Mancini
you sure you're not talking about PhantomFM

What are you talking about?

KrazeeStacee
11-25-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


Wow. That stuff isn't even funny. Krazee maybe, but definitely not funny.
Him getting his ass beat was funny. :)

He still hasn't learned his lesson, though. I was at the mall the other day paying my cellphone bill, and Paul pointed him out. He was wearing one of those white terry-cloth (sp?) Puma jogging suits and a hat (to cover up his baldness), standing in a big group of pre-teens. He's like 25 now or something.

How sad. :noway:

mpp
11-25-2003, 04:10 PM
first - too tied to home for my own good

second - wasn't truly in love

bonsor
11-25-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
We broke up because it was time to either get married or break up.that sounds really really dumb.

Victor_Mancini
11-25-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


What are you talking about?

damn, I ment to reply to krazee's post

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


Oh there's plenty more...

But another funny thing about that Nebe guy...he was 23 & I was 17...All the girls he fucked were under 18 and one was 13 years old. Her older brother found him in his car in a parking lot one night, pulled him out of his car, beat his ass hardcore style, then shoved him back in the car.

silent1
11-25-2003, 04:21 PM
never broken up. only broken up with. :(

tootsie
11-25-2003, 04:39 PM
ryan was a hippie and he liked to talk about his 7 inch cock a lot and it frightened me. my mom hated him.

brett got addicted to meth and i didnt want to watch it.

one who shall remain anonymous (whom i dated the longest) treated me like dirt, thought i was a worthless, manipulative slut. i hate his guts to this day. incidentally he showed up at my wedding, completely uninvited. i was mad, but tried not to think about it at the time as i didnt want it to ruint he day.

Salem
11-25-2003, 04:45 PM
Last girlfriend = raging psycho.

Salena Child
11-25-2003, 04:47 PM
he was a jack ass.

Ihaman
11-25-2003, 04:59 PM
I've never had a significant other.

sppunk
11-25-2003, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by ******
that sounds really really dumb.

If you had been in the situation, it would have made sense. There's no use in dating for years and years without taking the next step. The next step was marriage. I was graduating from college and had to decide whether to revolve my decisions after that around her and possibly not do what I had as my goals or put my goals aside for the sake of the relationship.

cap'n jazz
11-25-2003, 05:03 PM
Psycho liars, 300 miles apart and my own mad fucking-up-a-relationship skillz.

Esty
11-25-2003, 05:05 PM
Never been in a official relationship, but here is my list.

1. Chick was just too smothering and was jealous of all my gal friends. I left her.

2. Chick was in another relationship and just dragged me around for 2 years. She finally let me go.

Dead
11-25-2003, 05:08 PM
I couldn't tell, ya. I can't even remember half of it. COMPLICATED.

Nimrod's Son
11-25-2003, 05:08 PM
I've really only broken up with people because they annoyed the shit out of me.

I_was_aborted
11-25-2003, 05:09 PM
Girlfriends...well I'm not going to count high school stuff or anything before that....it was all pretty much getting dumb girls to blow me.

After that I had only one girlfriend and I left her because she became way too attached way too fast. 2 months and she loves me. Also she made a key to my apartment without me know it(I gave her my key so she could go and cook for me after I got off work).

The girl after her was just a fuck-pal. She needed sex, I needed sex, sex was to be had.

Now I have what I consider my first "real" relationship(live together) and we are still together.....so we will see how that works out.

dusty
11-25-2003, 05:11 PM
he invaded my privacy. he could have just asked and i would have told him what he wanted to know.

Dead
11-25-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Esty
Never been in a official relationship, but here is my list.

1. Chick was just too smothering and was jealous of all my gal friends. I left her.

2. Chick was in another relationship and just dragged me around for 2 years. She finally let me go.
How can a girl drag you around for 2 years but you never had an official relationship?

dusty
11-25-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Dead

How can a girl drag you around for 2 years but you never had an official relationship? i was dragged around once for 6 months and all i got was this lousy t-shirt.

bonsor
11-25-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by sppunk


If you had been in the situation, it would have made sense. There's no use in dating for years and years without taking the next step. The next step was marriage. I was graduating from college and had to decide whether to revolve my decisions after that around her and possibly not do what I had as my goals or put my goals aside for the sake of the relationship. maybe i've never been in a relationship as 'deep' as yours, but i can't understand why a couple would break up because the circumstances wouldn't allow them to go to the 'next step'.


Or are you talking about marriage in the practical sense.

sppunk
11-25-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by ******
maybe i've never been in a relationship as 'deep' as yours, but i can't understand why a couple would break up because the circumstances wouldn't allow them to go to the 'next step'.


Or are you talking about marriage in the practical sense.

Pratical step. And I didn't say it was the deepness of the relationship, just we were going different ways and we both came to the conclusion that we would be happier without marriage than with it.

We were right.

bonsor
11-25-2003, 05:29 PM
do you both still feel somewhat of an emotional connection, so that if the circumstances are forgiving you could go back to eachother?

sppunk
11-25-2003, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by ******
do you both still feel somewhat of an emotional connection, so that if the circumstances are forgiving you could go back to eachother?

Nothing really happened that made us not get along. There is still a definite emotional connection that I don't think I can ever have with anyone else, just because we went through so much together and had so many fantastic experiences with each other.

But, we could not end up together.

patrick
11-25-2003, 07:13 PM
a - she died
n - she lived in arizona
j - terrible in bed, grew bored with

Nimrod's Son
11-25-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by failure
she died
That's a really shallow reason to dump someone.

Elvis The Fat Years
11-25-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
then shoved him back in the car.

That was nice of him.

Dr_Grotesque
11-25-2003, 07:30 PM
I ate them.

patrick
11-25-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
That's a really shallow reason to dump someone. hah

Liquid-J
11-25-2003, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by tootsie
one who shall remain anonymous (whom i dated the longest) treated me like dirt, thought i was a worthless, manipulative slut. i hate his guts to this day. incidentally he showed up at my wedding, completely uninvited. i was mad, but tried not to think about it at the time as i didnt want it to ruint he day.

that's pretty whack! you don't just show up to an ex's wedding uninvited! what an imposing ass! the nerve of some people..

useful idiot
11-25-2003, 07:35 PM
i hated her

Orchestra
11-25-2003, 07:56 PM
She moved away and it crushed me.

Another was just a cold whore.

miss world
11-25-2003, 09:07 PM
1. asshole.
2. i got dumped.
3. clingy. wouldn't stop touching me. dumped him today.

alisonmonster
11-25-2003, 09:15 PM
How 5 and a half years goes sour-

i got too comfortable with him-just stopped trying to care.

I don't think marraige is in the cards for me. :(

Victor_Mancini
11-25-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by miss world

3. clingy. wouldn't stop touching me. dumped him today.

I thought you guys were doing well

miss world
11-25-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Victor_Mancini


I thought you guys were doing well

if he saw me in the hall or something, he just had to break his way through every damn person just to come up and put his arm around me. he called like two times a night and would go on for hours. thats not well. now i'm scared that he's going to start stalking me, and i'm out of a date for christmas ball.

MonteLDS
11-25-2003, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by miss world
i'm out of a date for christmas ball.

don't even trip about it, unless you paid for it already

Esty
11-26-2003, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Dead

How can a girl drag you around for 2 years but you never had an official relationship?

Well, Let's just say there was a lot of lying and on/off shit involved in those two years. I was the side dish .

MonteLDS
11-26-2003, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Esty
I was the side dish .

sometimes the side dish is better then the main course...

ooo strawberries yummy!

Lizard Queen
11-26-2003, 01:45 AM
We had different life plans.
He wanted heroin and coke, I wanted university. That ended quite quickly.

sawdust restaurants
11-26-2003, 01:59 AM
I've broken up with one person in my life. She was a psycho. Long story.

murgle
11-26-2003, 07:35 AM
Billy A.- First boyfriend. Cool guy. Never got too attached to him. I was at my lakehouse (where my grandparents lived), and he kept trying to convince me to drive back to Dallas JUST to have sex with him. This would go on for hours. Then we just stopped talking. It was more mutual than a 'break-up' just kind of a 'meh, whatever'.

DJ F.- Dated him for a year and 8 months. Lost my virginity to him. He never said he loved me- I can deal with that... but he also never SHOWED that he cared about me that much. In January, I realized that he and I had become almost more of friends than boyfriend-girlfriend... I backed off to see if he would try to see what the matter was/fix the situation. If he didn't, then I'd take it to mean that he felt the same way I did. He made no effort. I used the excuse of "well, I'm going off to college... and I want to stay friends" which was true, I was also just sick of dealing with his immaturity and my having to pay for everything... He was also horrible in bed. One time, I was reading a book while we were having sex. That's how bad it was.

2Marlon2Brando
11-26-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Lizard Queen
We had different life plans.
He wanted heroin and coke, I wanted university. That ended quite quickly.

Selfish Bitch!

Silverstream
11-26-2003, 10:49 AM
my first ex was creepy and goth and weird.
my second ex was still in love with his ex and it was obvious so i told him to go back to her. they are still going strong today.
the love of my life broke up with me and broke my heart.
my rebound guy after that i didnt even like and i went out with him to get back at the love of my life. i told him that i just wanted to be friends. he was really clingy and told me he loved me after we had been together a week.


the end.

NewFreshness
11-26-2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by miss world


if he saw me in the hall or something, he just had to break his way through every damn person just to come up and put his arm around me. he called like two times a night and would go on for hours. thats not well. now i'm scared that he's going to start stalking me, and i'm out of a date for christmas ball.

I did that to a girl once. Though, I didn't put my arm around her.

ammy
11-26-2003, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I've really only broken up with people because they annoyed the shit out of me.


this is essentially what it boils down to for me..

Boner
11-26-2003, 03:02 PM
Dumped the first s/o cuz we fought the entire summer before I was to move away for college and the relationship didn't seem long-distanceworthy.

Dumped the second s/o cuz she drove me absolutely insane for several months after she got an abortion.

Dupmed by the third s/o.

Dumped the fourth s/o b/c I cheated on her and felt guilty about it.

scouse_dave
11-26-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
Dumped the fourth s/o b/c I cheated on her and felt guilty about it. the 'mexico' incident?

Boner
11-26-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by scouse_dave
the 'mexico' incident?

no. we're still together. i don't feel guilty per se b/c at that point i wasn't even sure we were dating. we hadn't even kissed. we'd just spent practically every day together for three weeks. when i came back from mexico, i had "the talk" with her and found out she already thought of us as girlfriend/boyfriend, which i was excited to hear. i just didn't incude the mexico incident in "the talk."

if it wasn't a hooker, i would have told her.

Fall Down Blue
11-26-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by The Ace of Aces


no. we're still together. i don't feel guilty per se b/c at that point i wasn't even sure we were dating. we hadn't even kissed. we'd just spent practically every day together for three weeks. when i came back from mexico, i had "the talk" with her and found out she already thought of us as girlfriend/boyfriend, which i was excited to hear. i just didn't incude the mexico incident in "the talk."

if it wasn't a hooker, i would have told her.

i don't know what to think of this. this whole time i thought you were taking the piss out of mexico with this mexican hooker story...

aha, did you really fuck some slut in mexico? damn izam