View Full Version : What cheesy books did you read growing up?


beef curtains
11-21-2003, 01:57 PM
Christopher Pike, RL Stine :o

Anyone else recall how in Remember Me they made the neighbors date but it turned out the girls had been switched at birth so brother and sister were fucking each other??
Damn that shits perverted. Look what knowledge has done to us :(

Victor_Mancini
11-21-2003, 02:00 PM
Those choose your own adventure books. What ever happened to those?

wounded
11-21-2003, 02:00 PM
i read like every encyclopedia brown
the wayside high series
maniac magee was a favorite.
never got into hardy boys
binicula the vampire bunny rabbit ( he sucked the juice out of veggies)


i thought goosebumps was for pussies.

pale blue eyes
11-21-2003, 02:01 PM
Encyclopedia Brown
Chose Your Own Adventure
Nancy Drew
My Teacher Is An Alein...or something like that

beef curtains
11-21-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Victor_Mancini
Those choose your own adventure books. What ever happened to those?

Those were always cool. I'd always keep my thumb in the last section i'd turned from so i could go back and make the other choice if i died :cool:

wounded
11-21-2003, 02:01 PM
oh yeah, did you guys have RIF where you got to go pick out a free book. i miss RIF.

2Marlon2Brando
11-21-2003, 02:02 PM
I went through a rebelious phase where all I read were Choose Your Own Adventure books.

mirrar
11-21-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by wounded
the wayside high seriesholy fuck i loved those things. i read them even now and they still make me :rofl:

ravenguy2000
11-21-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by wounded

binicula the vampire bunny rabbit ( he sucked the juice out of veggies)




i was all over those. hell yeah.

BlueStar
11-21-2003, 02:05 PM
I owned every single Christopher Pike and R.L. Stine Book. I also had a bunch of other young adult horror/suspense books. And then there were those books by Lurlane McDaniel or something that were all about teenage girls with terminal illnesses.

I recently donated all those books to the John Edwards Iowa Book Drive (365 of them).

sarasvati
11-21-2003, 02:09 PM
sweet valley twins!

lolz.

Junebug
11-21-2003, 02:43 PM
RL stine. and although I don't remember buying any, I know I read quite a few Babysitters Club books. I thought Claudia was so cool :erm. And any book that was on the reading list during the school year, because you could win prizes and stuff if you read a certain number. awwwww elementary school.

Geek USA
11-21-2003, 03:18 PM
I still read RL stine books just yesterday ****** and i got about 5 of them. I read one yesterday and ugh it was so stupid!

:D <3

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by BlueStar
I recently donated all those books to the John Edwards Iowa Book Drive (365 of them). You know he can't really talk to dead people, right?

yo soy el mejor
11-21-2003, 03:33 PM
goosebumps until i got older and more mature :cool: then i turned to fear street.
and those moral books that used people in history to teach a lesson. those made me feel smart.
and my mom used to have me read some childrens bible to her before i went to bed. :o i got tucked in until i was like 13. (that doesnt mean i read to her when i was 13, though) :erm
whoa! 'the terrible horrible no good very bad fight' <img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif">
charlottes web made me cry. i got to play a goose in the 3rd grade play for it.

BlueStar
11-21-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You know he can't really talk to dead people, right?

That's John Edward.

Last night, I called some guy and this was the beginning of our conversation...

me: ...John Edwards for President campaign.

guy: President for what company?

me: Uh, the United States.

(laughter from my co-worker)

(laughter from me)

guy: Oh, right.

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III
11-21-2003, 03:39 PM
A Catcher in the Rye

Well maybe the book itself isn't that cheesy, just shit (imo). It's only the people that rant about how fucking "great" it is who come across as cheesy.

GreenEggsNSpam
11-21-2003, 03:46 PM
Ralph S. Mouse.

keebs
11-21-2003, 04:02 PM
"where the red fern grows" still makes me cry :erm

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by BlueStar


That's John Edward.

So then you're saying he <i>can</i> talk with the dead? Shit, if he can talk to Abe Lincoln and George Washington, I'll vote for him.

Mason R Butler
11-21-2003, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by wounded

maniac magee was a favorite.

i thought goosebumps was for pussies.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark and My Teacher is an Alien.

KrazeeStacee
11-21-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Mason R Butler

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

OMF! Weren't those the "Scary Stories" books that had all those weird sketchy black and white drawings in them?

I actually found one of them while I was moving. My favourite was always the one with the girl who had a pimple but she realized it wasn't a pimple that it was a spider nest in her face and it broke open and all the baby spiders came out. :D

I still get freaked out whenever I get a pimple. :erm :(


Anyhow, I used to love R.L.Stine with a passion. Goosebumps got boring quick but I loved those stupid Fear Street books.

Orchestra
11-21-2003, 04:45 PM
My mom used to ready me the SS alphabet book, T was my fave because it was the terrible tickler
=-[

Salem
11-21-2003, 04:47 PM
Choose Your Own Adventure. Motherfuckers.

mxzombie
11-21-2003, 04:47 PM
i was totally obsessed with goosebumps. i was in the club, i had every book 1-40 something, i had tshirts, the board game, the whole deal. now when i read them they're the most retarded books ever. sheesh, what was i thinking?

Smashing87
11-21-2003, 06:08 PM
None really. I didn't read much when I was a kid. I'm half illiterate.

Mayfuck
11-21-2003, 06:20 PM
Harry potter

Orchestra
11-21-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Salem
Choose Your Own Adventure. Motherfuckers.
Sooooo many hours wasted:(

mirrar
11-21-2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Orchestra

Sooooo many hours wasted:( i was soo bad at those. i always DIED.

DeadOpera
11-21-2003, 06:28 PM
CS Lewis
I used to read those... um Narnia series when I was really young.

Injektilo
11-21-2003, 09:49 PM
the Hardy Boys were a great series.

sledge
11-21-2003, 09:55 PM
Goosebumbs. I mus have read every single one of them. I think their was like 60 or so in teh classic goosebums series. Heh heh, good times.

House of Bread
11-21-2003, 10:06 PM
did any of you read the boxcar children?

shaniqua
11-21-2003, 10:19 PM
here goes.

small child- typical kid stuff- rober munsch, dr seuss, the serendipity books, little critter, berenstain bears, etc, etc.

kindergarten/grade 1/grade 2- ramona & other beverly cleary books, a bit of roal dahl

grade 3- 5: judy blume (FOREVER is a dirty classic), babysitters club, sleepover friends, sweet valley twins, sweet valley high, the taffy sinclair books, fabulous five, louis sachar, gordon korman, sweet dreams (teen harlequins, basically)

grade 6-7: christopher pike, fear street (briefly, i noticed a similar theme after about 5 books), and the incomparable VC ANDREWS

c. pike was DA BOMB. my fave was whisper of death... where they go to get the abortion and came back to an abandoned city.

jenniferkate
11-21-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by shaunna

judy blume

yes! tiger eyes! and are you there god? it's me, margaret.

weekend was my favorite christopher pike book.

my list would be pretty identical to shaunna's.

shaniqua
11-21-2003, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by jenniferkate


yes! tiger eyes! and are you there god? it's me, margaret.


tiger eyes was so cool.
and DEENIE-- the model with scoliosis who masturbated in the tub!
and just as long as we're together!

i can't wait until i find a copy of FOREVER hidden under my preteen daughter's bed. tee hee!

Silverstream
11-21-2003, 11:22 PM
i had a huge collection of judy blume books. i had literally every single one. my mum read forever and then told me to read it. hehe. i even had "letters to judy".
then there was christopher pike. my absolute favourite was the graduation trilogy...i actually still like it haha.
i had pretty much every one of those too. i liked road to nowhere after the graduation trilogy.
then when i was a little younger i read fabulous five, a whole heap of enid blyton books, i had a huge collection of those...i liked a lot of those lame american series like sleepover friends, fours a crowd, babysitters club (had so many of those) sweet valley twins (had heaps of those too), the not for blondes only club, etc etc.
i loved john marsden (aussie author) and his "tomorrow when the war began" series...i still think that he did a really fantastic job with those. those books really affected me.

wounded
11-21-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Siamese33
did any of you read the boxcar children?

was that an entire series. i think i read one. couldn't tell you what it was about though