if so:

Send one headshot, one full-body shot (bikini or nude), a copy of a government-issued photo ID proving you're 18 or older, and an index card listing your name, age, address, phone numbers, e-mail address, plus a sentence describing your job, to:
Playboy magazine
Photo Dept.
Attn: Employee of the Month
680 N. Lake Shore Drive
Chicago, IL 60611


You can also e-mail us your submission at [email protected].



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no, even if i were hot i wouldn't. even if i needed money, i wouldn't

yes

ewww no.

I feel bad for the people that have to look through all the submissions though.

did I say yes already?

Originally posted by Junebug
ewww no.

I feel bad for the people that have to look through all the submissions though.

are you kidding me? they probably have such a great time making fun of all the ugly broads

I will apply for that job if I ever see it posted on monster.

only if both my parents died or became senile...

i am not cute enough. i have to lose some of my baddunkadunk first.

Originally posted by dusty
i am not cute enough..
BULLSHIT

Originally posted by meow

BULLSHIT well i mean, it's not to bag on me. i am cute, sure. just not cute ENOUGH. i have a big ass.

Ladies, you should aim higher like Hustler. Don't sell yourself short.

Originally posted by dusty
well i mean, it's not to bag on me. i am cute, sure. just not cute ENOUGH. i have a big ass.


No, you are cute ENOUGH. you = hot.

big asses are good!

who wants to answer the question "hey, have i seen you somewhere?" with
"yeah the august playboy"


that and it would really suck wondering if some guy thought you were a really nice girl or if he just was smiling at you cause he's seen you naked without having to pay for dinner first.<---humor :D

Originally posted by dusty
well i mean, it's not to bag on me. i am cute, sure. just not cute ENOUGH. i have a big ass.

Honestly, Dusty is cute, but no playboy material. They definately go for the barbie blond look.

Originally posted by trykristin
who wants to answer the question "hey, have i seen you somewhere?" with
"yeah the august playboy"


that and it would really suck wondering if some guy thought you were a really nice girl or if he just was smiling at you cause he's seen you naked without having to pay for dinner first.<---humor :D True... we wouldn't want to put all of the McDonald's in the greater Ole Miss area out of business by your posing.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
True... we wouldn't want to put all of the McDonald's in the greater Ole Miss area out of business by your posing.


hey old guy, i dont eat at mcdonalds. go back to work.

you know i'd never degrade myself like that anyway.

Originally posted by trykristin
you know i'd never degrade myself like that anyway. Or, thankfully, the magazine.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Or, thankfully, the magazine.

ok now state your age and how long you'd like to continue picking on teenagers.
you've really got insecurity issues if you have to constantly put other people down in order to gain others' approval.
grow up asshat!

Originally posted by Victor_Mancini


Honestly, Dusty is cute, but no playboy material. They definately go for the barbie blond look. that's what i'm saying. i'm not being insecure- i'm being realistic.

<font color=33FFFF> I wonder what they look at first, the head or nude shot?</font>

i personally wouldn't, b/c i'm afraid of family (or anyone, really) seeing it. but i don't think it's a bad thing. i think playboy makes girls looks fairly classy (for being naked). i know two girls who posed in playboy's girls of the big 12 issue a year and a half ago. so *shrug*.
hustler and penthouse are pretty damn raunchy though.