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tear stained glass
09-24-2002, 11:00 PM
Hello, my name is Patrick Stein. I enjoy stepping on bunnies whilst masturbating and listening to Oasis.

patrick
09-24-2002, 11:01 PM
tell me what to buy so i can be accepted on this message board.

Irrelevant
09-24-2002, 11:04 PM
fuck you.

tear stained glass
09-24-2002, 11:05 PM
WHY CAN"T THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF NETPHORIA BE NICE TO EACH OTHER?

ZERO
09-24-2002, 11:07 PM
Right cockdoodle.

And thanks for complementing my sense of style, hoebagdicktwatassmunchindicktrotter.

tear stained glass
09-24-2002, 11:12 PM
<font face="Times New Roman">:P

twice
09-24-2002, 11:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by killtheyouth:
ok omg so i was reading kierkegaard and muching on some gingersnatch erm i mean snaps and my roommate comes in and is all "lol you're eating snatch" and im like "ummmmmm". So we just stared at each other forever and then omg julio he was talking to me on IM today <3! and he asked "Suze can i skullfuck you, im lonely and have a strange eyebrow" and i'm all umm...i have to read 360 pages of history but i can't because i have to express my irrational hatred of mere caricatures of people on a interconnected information database known as a message board did you know theyre were calling me jewish and omg it made me so mad i cant beleive people on a message board would so "Fear and trembling" is kind of strange you know i really want to be an intellectual but um this reading thing is hard kthxbye.</font>

that was beautiful!

*applauds*

Lie
09-24-2002, 11:19 PM
You people are awful.

jenn
09-24-2002, 11:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
that was beautiful!

*applauds*</font>

*applauds as well*

oh my god like today my roomate walked in and she had moved over my shampoo to get to her bodywash in the shower is was soo disguisting ihate when people touch my stuff it has her germes on it now its gross i cant wash with it now and i was trying to study and i the phone rang and when it rang i had to get off my bed and WALK over to it ohmygod my life is fuckign terrible and i answered the phone and said "hello" and the other person was like "sorry wrong number" that fukcing asshole i should have told him how much of a fucking effort it was for me to get off my bed adn walk three fuckjing feet to the phone and how he was inturrupting my reading i'm only studing kill me i'm not doing anything wrong julio thinlks that i think that im better than him now i fucking hate him hear that julio i hate you you piece of shit i have to go and eat my mazoh now

Mayfuck
09-24-2002, 11:32 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
*applauds as well*

oh my god like today my roomate walked in and she had moved over my shampoo to get to her bodywash in the shower is was soo disguisting ihate when people touch my stuff it has her germes on it now its gross i cant wash with it now and i was trying to study and i the phone rang and when it rang i had to get off my bed and WALK over to it ohmygod my life is fuckign terrible and i answered the phone and said "hello" and the other person was like "sorry wrong number" that fukcing asshole i should have told him how much of a fucking effort it was for me to get off my bed adn walk three fuckjing feet to the phone and how he was inturrupting my reading i'm only studing kill me i'm not doing anything wrong julio thinlks that i think that im better than him now i fucking hate him hear that julio i hate you you piece of shit i have to go and eat my mazoh now</font>

Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?

twice
09-24-2002, 11:32 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?</font>


i give up. WHO?

jenn
09-24-2002, 11:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?</font>


you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.

twice
09-24-2002, 11:57 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by killtheyouth:
wow self-imitations!</font>

scouse dave?

Mayfuck
09-25-2002, 12:02 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.</font>

I wish I were easily amused.<font color=black size=1>



[This message has been edited by Mayfuck (edited 09-25-2002).]

scouse_dave
09-25-2002, 12:03 AM
So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.

a fistful of yen
09-25-2002, 12:08 AM
Yeah this Japanese Novel by Shigeaka Nagasaki is incredible. You really should all go out and get it. ******, why are you calling me by my old name? I publicly announced it before...?

Primal Scream
My Bloody Valentine
Some Gay 80's Shit

^those are all great bands, thumbs up

Failure is gay cos he lives in Burbank

LOL

a fistful of yen
09-25-2002, 12:13 AM
<font color=33FFFF>yeah, so i fucked my girlfriend and i came on the wall. i lathered myself in it and came here to type. oh wait, my g/f isn't real lol.

i was gonna show you this website with dead canadians that got ran over by a car but i forgot the URL

Mayfuck
09-25-2002, 12:17 AM
2OBVIOUS4U?

Oblivious
09-25-2002, 12:25 AM
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jet set willy
09-25-2002, 12:39 AM
AHHhhH!! Going on Netphoria with a rubber (that i fucked my 16 year old girlfriend with about an hour ago) still attatched to my shrivelled dick.

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Oblivious
09-25-2002, 12:44 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
You people really need to leave Suze the fuck alone. You're always rushing in to bash her and provoke her at every opportunity, and then wonder why she gets so upset. Fuck you, idiots.

and Kris, fuck you, you demented stalker fuck.</font>

is that supposed to be me?

Samsa
09-25-2002, 12:47 AM
wow. for someone as hated as me people sure do spend 100 times more effort into doing a bad impersonation of me than i spend being myself. interesting.

Samsa
09-25-2002, 12:49 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.</font>

I overreact to everything? you suddenly hate me because i got irritated with some lame piece of advice you gave me once. seriously.

you people accuse me of caring so much about this place, yet i care so little i make no effort whatsoever to make sense or come off as likeable. and you guys are the ones who capitalize and check for grammatical errors and reply to 'netphorian impersonation threads' just to have a laugh at my expense.

and i'm the one who cares too much?

twice
09-25-2002, 12:51 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
I overreact to everything? you suddenly hate me because i got irritated with some lame piece of advice you gave me once. seriously.

you people accuse me of caring so much about this place, yet i care so little i make no effort whatsoever to make sense or come off as likeable. and you guys are the ones who capitalize and check for grammatical errors and reply to 'netphorian impersonation threads' just to have a laugh at my expense.

and i'm the one who cares too much?</font>

um...wouldn't posting that you don't care
just show us that you do?

Samsa
09-25-2002, 12:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
um...wouldn't posting that you don't care
just show us that you do?</font>

i'm not posting that i don't care. it was an observation about their hypocrisy.

THANKS WATCHDOG!

Samsa
09-25-2002, 12:54 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
i'm not posting that i don't care. it was an observation about their hypocrisy.

THANKS WATCHDOG!</font>

or maybe i'm even posting because i feel depressed as shit and am doing whatever i can to keep from getting out of bed and taking a shower.

Oblivious
09-25-2002, 12:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:


THANKS WATCHDOG!</font>

twice
09-25-2002, 12:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:


THANKS WATCHDOG!</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif my poor heart...why do you hurt me so?



[This message has been edited by twice (edited 09-25-2002).]

jared
09-25-2002, 02:04 AM
im better than all of you

KrazeeStacee
09-25-2002, 02:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
im better than all of you</font>

NETPHORIA!

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KrazeeStacee
09-25-2002, 02:07 AM
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Ihaman
09-25-2002, 02:07 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
im better than all of you</font>

it's me!

jared
09-25-2002, 02:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:
NETPHORIA!

</font>

winnar

dishpan
09-25-2002, 07:36 AM
whatever band youre talking about sucks and you suck for liking them

strange_one
09-25-2002, 08:12 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by a fistful of yen:
<font color=33FFFF>yeah, so i fucked my girlfriend and i came on the wall. i lathered myself in it and came here to type. oh wait, my g/f isn't real lol.

i was gonna show you this website with dead canadians that got ran over by a car but i forgot the URL</font>


<font color=33FFFF> god, I knew I was going to be mentioned in this thread before I even clicked it

strange_one
09-25-2002, 08:13 AM
<font color=33FFFF> oh and I agree, whoever it was that picked on suze - that was a little harsh

Smiley33
09-25-2002, 08:55 AM
Hi Daisy, will you be my friend? I want to take you to a dark alley and stick my throbbing cock in you while looking at preteen porn. Then we can go to an ice cream shop and I can rape you and I'll even get you some ice cream. Then I'll show you my collection of girl's underwear that I stole from their bedrooms because I'm waayyy to shy to ask for it in person http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif Then after that I'll untie you!
...Daisy? Where did you go? Hey! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif I'm sorry I was just joking around! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif lol see? I'm really not a pervert http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Well yes I am. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Daisy, come back! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Samsa
09-25-2002, 09:40 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
Hi Daisy, will you be my friend? I want to take you to a dark alley and stick my throbbing cock in you while looking at preteen porn. Then we can go to an ice cream shop and I can rape you and I'll even get you some ice cream. Then I'll show you my collection of girl's underwear that I stole from their bedrooms because I'm waayyy to shy to ask for it in person http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif Then after that I'll untie you!
...Daisy? Where did you go? Hey! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif I'm sorry I was just joking around! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif lol see? I'm really not a pervert http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Well yes I am. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Daisy, come back! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

*shudder*

Affect
09-25-2002, 11:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by scouse_dave:
So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.</font>Ha!

Apart
09-25-2002, 11:23 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
*whines like a fat bitch*</font>

now THAT was something. haha. i sparked a hostile reaction out of some random fat ass, and i didnt even post anything here! phew! thats a good one.

FuzzyLogic
09-25-2002, 07:56 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Apart:
now THAT was something. haha. i sparked a hostile reaction out of some random fat ass, and i didnt even post anything here! phew! thats a good one.</font>

dumb cunt. lol.<font color="black" size="1">

[This message has been edited by FuzzyLogic (edited 09-25-2002).]

meow
09-25-2002, 08:07 PM
POOP

Crono
09-25-2002, 09:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FuzzyLogic:
dumb cunt. lol.<font color="black" size="1">

[This message has been edited by FuzzyLogic (edited 09-25-2002).]</font>

hehe

Crono
09-25-2002, 10:01 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FuzzyLogic:
dumb cunt. lol.<font color="black" size="1">

[This message has been edited by FuzzyLogic (edited 09-25-2002).]</font>

hehe

Smiley33
09-25-2002, 10:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
POOP </font>

<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley33
09-25-2002, 10:05 PM
http://buzz.ca/fun/chretien_knockout.jpg

Apart
09-25-2002, 10:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FuzzyLogic:
dumb cunt. lol.

[This message has been edited by FuzzyLogic (edited 09-25-2002).]</font>

you had to edit that? my god, you complete idiot! haha.

oh, i mean.."dumb cunt. lol"

FuzzyLogic
09-25-2002, 10:50 PM
i edited it cause it said alot more that was unnessesary to make my point.

dumb cunt.

Ghetto_Squirrel
09-26-2002, 03:32 PM
You people are mean! I'm going to go cry about it. And when I'm done crying, I'm going to make a flyer telling you how mean you are. Then when you manipulate my flyer to ******* my photo and the word "f4gg0+" I'm going to cry about it some more.

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My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki
SquirrelJournal (http://www.livejournal.com/users/gneccophiliac)

Fellatio! Hurrah!
09-26-2002, 03:51 PM
I'm not trendy, I'm a vegan and Jimmy eat World iz sooooooooo kewliez! I'm going to go and park outside of Frank Quinto's house for 8678 hours now.

Affect
09-26-2002, 04:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Apart:
you had to edit that? my god, you complete idiot! haha.

oh, i mean.."dumb cunt. lol"</font>Shouldn't you be lugging around some boxes or some shit, you fucking loser?

Apart
09-26-2002, 04:30 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affect:
*same trying to hard crap as always*</font>

you almost got it! try again, pussywaste!!

DeviousJ
09-26-2002, 04:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Amazing Disgrace:
My dad is the best trucker in the San Fernando Valley! He once poked a man's eye out with a fork for making fun of me and my mom!

(if anyone gets this one, they win a prize!)

</font>

Avian Chaos or Czarina. Or Warsaw.

kypper
09-27-2002, 02:34 PM
Fuck you, Meow.
You're an immature waste of netphoria's time.

Btw, I found out some new news about my missing testicle http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Tessellation
09-27-2002, 09:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by scouse_dave:
So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.</font>


Affect!

Crippler
09-27-2002, 09:39 PM
<font color="aquamarine">Crippler will NEVER get head. EVER.

Tessellation
09-27-2002, 09:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by a fistful of yen:
Yeah this Japanese Novel by Shigeaka Nagasaki is incredible. You really should all go out and get it. ******, why are you calling me by my old name? I publicly announced it before...?

Primal Scream
My Bloody Valentine
Some Gay 80's Shit

^those are all great bands, thumbs up

Failure is gay cos he lives in Burbank

LOL</font>

I've NEVER called anyone here "gay". Unlike yourself, I'm quite educated.

And, yes:

ABC

Yaz

Heaven 17

Human League

ARE miles above the artists that many of you here, yourself included...


Haruki Murakami doesn't write picture books, so I'm afraid your mom wouldn' be willing to read his works to you.

"Shigeaka"?WTH? You could have made an effort to find an authentic Japanese name.LOL, you're such an idiot...

[This message has been edited by Tessellation (edited 09-27-2002).]

MstrGhost
09-27-2002, 10:24 PM
generic post:

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Eulogy
09-27-2002, 10:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Tessellation:
I've NEVER called anyone here "gay". Unlike yourself, I'm quite educated.

And, yes:

ABC

Yaz

Heaven 17

Human League

ARE miles above the artists that many of you here, yourself included...


Haruki Murakami doesn't write picture books, so I'm afraid your mom wouldn' be willing to read his works to you.

"Shigeaka"?WTH? You could have made an effort to find an authentic Japanese name.LOL, you're such an idiot...

[This message has been edited by Tessellation (edited 09-27-2002).]</font>

Getting a little defensive, I see...

Mr. Rhinoceros
09-27-2002, 10:33 PM
<font color=#007AAA>2MANYIMPRESSIONS4ME2HANDLE!

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strange_one
09-27-2002, 11:06 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Crippler:
<font color="aquamarine">Crippler will NEVER get head. EVER.</font>

Mr. Rhinoceros
09-27-2002, 11:26 PM
I dropped acid for the first time tonight and all i can say is WOW!!! I put on some trance and just spaced out.

Then I went for a walk and everything was so beautiful!

I AM SO HAPPY!

I LOVE ACID!

I AM A COMPLETE AND TOTAL NITWIT!

FuzzyLogic
09-27-2002, 11:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
I dropped acid for the first time tonight and all i can say is WOW!!! I put on some trance and just spaced out.

Then I went for a walk and everything was so beautiful!

I AM SO HAPPY!

I LOVE ACID!

I AM A COMPLETE AND TOTAL NITWIT!</font>

don't forget..
ALL DRUGS ARE SAFE YOU FUCKWITS!!!

Mr. Rhinoceros
09-27-2002, 11:30 PM
*does a snoopy-like dance of joy*

Mr. Rhinoceros
09-27-2002, 11:36 PM
Hey guys, did you check out the new screen shots for Mario Sunshine? It's all cartoony and faggotty! It's gonna be AWESOME!

Affect
09-28-2002, 12:03 AM
I'm fat and gay. I get twisted on one beer.

Mr. Rhinoceros
09-28-2002, 12:08 AM
<font color="00FF33">You're just jealous of my fat bank account, fag.<font size="1" color="black">

[This message has been edited by Mr. Rhinoceros (edited 09-28-2002).]

Affect
09-28-2002, 12:20 AM
00ff33

FuzzyLogic
09-28-2002, 11:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
*does a snoopy-like dance of joy*</font>

no one here would get that http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

mpp
09-28-2002, 01:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by killtheyouth:
ok omg so i was reading kierkegaard and muching on some gingersnatch erm i mean snaps and my roommate comes in and is all "lol you're eating snatch" and im like "ummmmmm". So we just stared at each other forever and then omg julio he was talking to me on IM today <3! and he asked "Suze can i skullfuck you, im lonely and have a strange eyebrow" and i'm all umm...i have to read 360 pages of history but i can't because i have to express my irrational hatred of mere caricatures of people on a interconnected information database known as a message board did you know theyre were calling me jewish and omg it made me so mad i cant beleive people on a message board would so "Fear and trembling" is kind of strange you know i really want to be an intellectual but um this reading thing is hard kthxbye.</font>


gold, jerry.

that's gold.

Smiley33
09-28-2002, 01:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by mpp:

gold, jerry.

that's gold.</font>

skippy
09-28-2002, 02:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
Hey guys, did you check out the new screen shots for Mario Sunshine? It's all cartoony and faggotty! It's gonna be AWESOME!</font>

I was waiting someone to do me in all my Nintendo lovin' glory. I'm just glad it was Gigantor, King of the Assholes who did the honor.



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Tessellation
09-28-2002, 03:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
I dropped acid for the first time tonight and all i can say is WOW!!! I put on some trance and just spaced out.

Then I went for a walk and everything was so beautiful!

I AM SO HAPPY!

I LOVE ACID!

I AM A COMPLETE AND TOTAL NITWIT!</font>

lol. Don't forget "DRUGS AREN'T BAD AT ALL! MY BRAIN CELLS WILL NEVER DIE! ACID IS SAFER THAN TAKING A TAXI!"

Mr. Rhinoceros
09-28-2002, 08:44 PM
Really, I'm not a slut. I only fucked three guys when I was in Chicago!

On another note, come see me strip!

[This message has been edited by Mr. Rhinoceros (edited 09-28-2002).]

Elvis The Fat Years
09-28-2002, 08:47 PM
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/hotclosedb.gif

does anyone care that this thread is on fire?