View Full Version : Confess stuff here


BlueStar
10-25-2002, 02:12 AM
Its been awhile since we had a confessions post. So, confess some stuff in here.

tear stained glass
10-25-2002, 02:17 AM
I act gay to garner attention. :o

Smiley33
10-25-2002, 02:19 AM
I just farted really loud out of fear when i clicked on that "plastic pussy thread." :(

Junebug
10-25-2002, 02:21 AM
I ate an entire bag of reese's miniature peanut butter cups in the course of about 16 hours yesterday, and I think I just polished off about 1/2 a bag of double-stuffed oreos. I have got to stop doing this kind of thing.

13
10-25-2002, 02:40 AM
I enjoy the way coke smells

spa ced
10-25-2002, 02:46 AM
I am the weirdo your parents told you to watch out for.

Irrelevant
10-25-2002, 02:50 AM
i'm in love. with a girl from the country... she's got no money. just a smile i'm in love with...

:-/

Cactuar
10-25-2002, 03:02 AM
I am a homosexual and frequently masturbate to pictures of the Queen Mother.

Also, I have a jewel case stuck in my anus.

beef curtains
10-25-2002, 03:08 AM
my left temple is throbbing.

i am jealous of my roommates, both of which i'm pretty sure are having sex right now :/

Mayonaise.
10-25-2002, 03:13 AM
I slept with my ex last night.
It was good.
I just feel stupid for doing it.

Travis Meekz
10-25-2002, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by pale_princess
i want to call in sick just to sleep in and post on netphoria all day.

right now i feel like i'd rather have an internet boyfriend than a boyfriend. :-/

wanna cyber?

twilightfadez
10-25-2002, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Travis Meeks


wanna cyber?
confession:
i've never cybered, but my boyfriend has
*goes and cries in the corner*

Lucy Sky Diamonds
10-25-2002, 12:08 PM
I punch out early at work every day.

wangcomputers
10-25-2002, 01:50 PM
i never learned to read

BlueStar
10-25-2002, 02:14 PM
I think I have a crush on Christina Aguilera.

ravenguy2000
10-25-2002, 02:26 PM
I once called the operator and asked them what time it was on a dare.

twilightfadez
10-25-2002, 02:30 PM
i once called the operator and asked her for president Bush's (senior) address at the White House..she told me to ask my parents and hung up on me. i was 10 at the time. :(

jenn
10-25-2002, 02:31 PM
i had a threesome last week....with two good friends of mine. i have sex way too much for my own good. i don't feel like doing my laundry...but i'm trying to work up the motivation.

twilightfadez
10-25-2002, 02:34 PM
hey i wanna have a 3some

jenn
10-25-2002, 02:36 PM
^ i'm going for it again tomorrow night.... teehee


kris...here, i'll do it for you. "lol dirty cunt whore. fat cunt who would fuck you. hahhaha lol. nasty bitch".

twilightfadez
10-25-2002, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by melancholia
^ i'm going for it again tomorrow night.... teehee


kris...here, i'll do it for you. "lol dirty cunt whore. fat cunt who would fuck you. hahhaha lol. nasty bitch".
so you actually scheduled your next 3some
"note to self: 3some appointment for 9:15 pm tomorrow"

jenn
10-25-2002, 02:41 PM
*cut and pastes the conversation from her livejournal*

Kev: shes coming down again next weekend
Em: i know. i'm psyched
Kev: wanna jump her then
Em: didn't we discuss this?
Kev: yep but we dident figure out where
Em: your house is the only place we could go where 1) we wouldn't have to have sex as payment to use it 2) we wouldn't run into any of my exes and 3) no-one would join in
Kev: but then you cant be loud
Em: my mouth will be full most of th etime
Kev: or smothered
Kev: when is gills party
Em: the saturday
Em: 26th
Kev: what time?
Em: dunno.
Em: doesn't matter as much
Em: i jsut have to know how to get there
Kev: when do you plan on going then?
Em: have idea: i get off work at five. we go to your house. we bang like fireworks. then we go to the party
Jenn: lol
Kev: hows that plan sound to you jenn?
Jenn: *thumbs up*


i suppose it's now assumed that when the 3 of us hang out, something will happen. *shrug*

twilightfadez
10-25-2002, 02:46 PM
i told jorge that we should have a threesome but were not sure who to bring in

jenn
10-25-2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
i told jorge that we should have a threesome but were not sure who to bring in

find someone who is openminded, respectful, bisexual and attracted to both of you, and whom both of you are attracted to. talk about it. have fun. just make sure that your friendship wont get fucked up because of it. :)

twilightfadez
10-25-2002, 03:01 PM
friendship..you mean between me and jorge
well he's my boyf...thats the thing that scares me. i dont wanna fuck things up if we ever do this.....i most likely will chicken out but it has caught my attention

frail_and_bedazzled
10-25-2002, 04:07 PM
i have a big, stinky crush on someone :o

Affect
10-25-2002, 04:29 PM
I killed a guy.

ZERO
10-25-2002, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Affect
I killed a guy.

nigga what.

Affect
10-25-2002, 04:38 PM
1 large pipe bomb. 1 Hippie. Big Cottonwood canyon.

Salena Child
10-25-2002, 04:42 PM
i feel like i gotta pee, but i'm not going to.

JPK
10-25-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by twilightfadez

confession:
i've never cybered, but my boyfriend has
*goes and cries in the corner*

hi! ;)

Random Female
10-25-2002, 05:16 PM
i'm only attracted to older men

twilightfadez
10-25-2002, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by JPK


hi! ;)
okay, i wasn't really inscinuating anything ... :0

JPK
10-25-2002, 05:20 PM
I know, Cathy... I was just kidding.

:D

<3

twice
10-25-2002, 06:58 PM
i wish i were more girly than i am. i'm itching to curl my hair up, put on a skirt and some bubblegum lipstick.

Apart
10-25-2002, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by melancholia
i had a threesome last week....with two good friends of mine. i have sex way too much for my own good. i don't feel like doing my laundry...but i'm trying to work up the motivation.

you're a hideously ugly, stupid, and dirty SLUT. you're SUPPOSED to do those things..haha. fucking idiot.

so keep up the good work! and stop pretending to actually think that what you're doing is dumb as hell. mkay cunt? hahahahahaha...gotta love this fat-ass whore.

Ugly
10-25-2002, 07:43 PM
I slapped a stripper on the ass once & got kicked out.

Shattered
10-25-2002, 07:50 PM
I really don't feel like confessing the things I've done..They're pretty bad..but since I'm here I'll confess to something..


..I pissed in the pool at this water slide park..I'm so ashamed.. *hides face*

I'll probably think of more confessions I have to make..but.. *Shrugs*..

june33
10-25-2002, 08:08 PM
I want to do drugs!!!

BeautifulLoser
10-25-2002, 08:18 PM
I got drunk and puked on my best friend, then confessed my secret love for him as he dragged me into my room and shut out the light.

relaxor!
10-25-2002, 08:26 PM
The girl I'm going out with told me this yesterday.
"Last month, I was depressed and hated you and was going for a walk when some guy picked me up. A few hours later, he got me drunk and we made out for a long time.
Do you still love me?"
I said yes. I lied.
Damnit.

I pissed on a Lexus today.
I made myself throw up a burrito today.
I did cocaine for the first time about 16 hours ago.

Affect
10-25-2002, 08:30 PM
Shit nigga, it's all about the yak!

Samsa
10-25-2002, 08:37 PM
i don't believe in confession.

god knows my sins

:eyesp: :rofl: :banging:

Travis Meekz
10-25-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by melancholia
^ i'm going for it again tomorrow night.... teehee


kris...here, i'll do it for you. "lol dirty cunt whore. fat cunt who would fuck you. hahhaha lol. nasty bitch".

we should hook up and fuck. I also have some experience in the threeway thing. so......?