View Full Version : Songs about dildos

10-23-2002, 08:21 PM
Bitch and Animal - Best Cock on the Block

it's two in the morning
my beeper's going off
i'm naked i roll over
enough is enough
these bitches always calling me
morning noon and night
gladys and rhonda darlene
she's tight right

what can i say
they can't stay away
from the best cock
on the block today

it's eternally hard
it's eternally hard

i got five different sizes
shapes and colors
come over and try them
I am like no other
you like 'em real big
i got a gmc brand
you like 'em little
i got a mini pickle
i aim to satisfy
i aim to please
just give me some booty
that i can squeeze

what can i say
they can't stay away
from the best cock
on the block today

it's eternally hard

aw shit it's darlene
i know it by the code
i was s'posed to meet her
an hour ago she said
baby bring the big one
but i left it with brooke
my dick it's like chick mait
one bite and they're hooked

so i'm heading to darlene's
but i get distracted
got my eye right on her block
and then i stacked it
slid down to the girl
on the bench sipping water
she leaned in
licked her lips
like i was on her
she said ooh
yer one a dem girly men
i need more man in my men
we could meet next week
we could be great friends

nah see i'm a lady lover
i'm a lady leaver
just one taste
and you'll be a believer
so girl take that
my dick's so big
i don't even have to pack

i'm just a little girl boy
trying to make my way
on a man's world

so i gotta go
got my forty and my lucky
extra firm dildo

from the d to the i to the l to the do...

Kill The Poor
10-23-2002, 08:41 PM
damnit! That was the first song that came to my head.

10-23-2002, 09:33 PM
evil dildo - placebo :think:

actually, many placebo tracks. this being amongst the worst examples.

beef curtains
10-23-2002, 11:05 PM
king missile - detachable penis

Mason R Butler
10-24-2002, 02:23 AM
Steely Dan were named after a dildo.

10-24-2002, 07:22 AM
Faith No More's "Be Aggressive".