View Full Version : Who's up for a game of masturbatory abstinence a la 'Seinfeld'?


bonsor
10-23-2002, 02:34 PM
I was thinking 'god damn, i masturbate a lot'. Sometimes 5 times a day. I'm so ridiculously lonely. I thought it would be kind of a cool to start a little support group on netphoria, much like those pacts people make to help eachother and themselves quit smoking.

Of course, it is not my ultimate plan to quit masturbating entirely. My testicle would eventually explode. I just see how long I can go without whipping out ol' rumpleforeskin and jerking off.

So if you're interested, say so. If you have a sexual partner, don't even bother. This game is for us single lowlifes only!

I'll set up sepcific rules later.

Elvis The Fat Years
10-23-2002, 02:38 PM
I'm in.

severin
10-23-2002, 02:42 PM
tomorrow, i just downloaded some porn...

Ketchup
10-23-2002, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by ******
rumpleforeskin

hey! i use that werd too! hawhaw! :mrpimp:

17 Seconds
10-23-2002, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by ******
My testicle would eventually explode.

singular?

INFECTED
10-23-2002, 02:58 PM
count me in

Squashing Pineapples
10-23-2002, 03:03 PM
count me in, hippie

bonsor
10-23-2002, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by 17 Seconds


singular? yes.

Johnny Zoloft
10-23-2002, 03:20 PM
*doesn't even bother*

Irrelevant
10-23-2002, 03:25 PM
it's been a while. relatively anyhow. about 4 days. heh. hmm. i should take yous on.

palidor
10-23-2002, 03:30 PM
count me in

jenn
10-23-2002, 03:32 PM
i would...but my friend emily is coming over on saturday... :eek: :D

bonsor
10-23-2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by melancholia
i would...but my friend emily is coming over on saturday... :eek: :D Besides, JFK Jr. would start going to the same gym as you and you would have to drop out eventually.

severin
10-23-2002, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by melancholia
i would...but my friend emily is coming over on saturday... :eek: :D if you post pics, i won't even consider taking part

jenn
10-23-2002, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by ******
Besides, JFK Jr. would start going to the same gym as you and you would have to drop out eventually.

i don't get it...

jenn
10-23-2002, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by severin
if you post pics, i won't even consider taking part

i wont post any pics.

bonsor
10-23-2002, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by melancholia


i don't get it... That's what happened in the Seinfeld episode. The whole group made a bet to see how long they could refrain from masturbating and Elaine lost the bet because JFK Jr. started going to the gym and she was so massively turned on by him that she had to...let it out.

*slaps money on kitchen counter* I'M OUT JERRY!

jenn
10-23-2002, 03:46 PM
oh. thanks for clearing that up...i never saw the epidode.

palidor
10-23-2002, 03:46 PM
http://www.nerdvision.net/jason/wwfpics/vince10.jpg

THRILLHO
10-23-2002, 03:47 PM
i think you're overlooking the fact that the seinfeld pact went on the honor system. the honor system just ain't happening over the internet. i think for this to work, all participants must require wireless webcams beneath their undergarments.

i'm not in, btw!