"After the Sunday September 28th Chicago Cubs game, I was walking down Clark street and some thing caught my eye, Is that Billy Corgan standing in front of McDonalds with a Cubs pennant, no way, it can't be. I got closer to take a look, he was warring a Billy like knit hat, no it can't be, as a got even closer, I got confirmation when he smiled, Billy's teeth, those are Billy's teeth, my god that's Billy Corgan. I walked up to him and said I'm sorry to bother you Billy, but I just wanted to tell you how much your music has meant to me, I loved Smashing Pumpkins with all my Hart, but Marry Star of the Sea is by far my Favorite album you ever done, he said thank you, and then said he produced it pointing to his very normal looking friend, I shook his hand. I then told him I was so bummed out when I heard Zwan broke up, he said it's for the best, my solo stuff will blow you away, my first album is going to be acoustic and then I'm going to rock out, he then said theirs my ride, it was nice meeting you, and jumped in a car and was gone. "
Ensoul
09-30-2003, 11:24 PM
You realize how fake that sounds?
interzone
10-01-2003, 12:34 AM
Especially this part:
Marry Star of the Sea is by far my Favorite album you ever done[/B]
Injektilo
10-01-2003, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by interzone
Especially this part:
haha. nice.
UglyCherry
10-01-2003, 01:27 AM
She left out the part about Billy giving her anal on the sidewalk. THAT"S THE BEST PART DIPSHIT!!!
chsllama
10-01-2003, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by dishpan
"After the Sunday September 28th Chicago Cubs game, I was walking down Clark street and some thing caught my eye, Is that Billy Corgan standing in front of McDonalds with a Cubs pennant, no way, it can't be. I got closer to take a look, he was warring a Billy like knit hat, no it can't be, as a got even closer, I got confirmation when he smiled, Billy's teeth, those are Billy's teeth, my god that's Billy Corgan. I walked up to him and said I'm sorry to bother you Billy, but I just wanted to tell you how much your music has meant to me, I loved Smashing Pumpkins with all my Hart, but Marry Star of the Sea is by far my Favorite album you ever done, he said thank you, and then said he produced it pointing to his very normal looking friend, I shook his hand. I then told him I was so bummed out when I heard Zwan broke up, he said it's for the best, my solo stuff will blow you away, my first album is going to be acoustic and then I'm going to rock out, he then said theirs my ride, it was nice meeting you, and jumped in a car and was gone. "
someone missed an ideal moment to bitch about clipping
jczeroman
10-01-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by UglyCherry
She left out the part about Billy giving her anal on the sidewalk. THAT"S THE BEST PART DIPSHIT!!!
damn, beat me to it
Ghetto_Squirrel
10-01-2003, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by chsllama
someone missed an ideal moment to bitch about clipping
:(
Dead
10-01-2003, 12:54 PM
HE'S GONNA ROCK OUT!
chsllama
10-01-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Dead
HE'S GONNA ROCK OUT!
:rofl:
MstrGhost
10-01-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by chsllama
someone missed an ideal moment to bitch about clipping
something like "My "i've seen billy experience": there he was bla bla bla, he said Hi too, and I then yelled at him "IT CLIPS, BITCH!", then I turned my back and went back to my biz "
This would be really fun.
chsllama
10-01-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by MstrGhost
something like "My "i've seen billy experience": there he was bla bla bla, he said Hi too, and I then yelled at him "IT CLIPS, BITCH!", then I turned my back and went back to my biz "
This would be really fun.
personally i would have gone after that other guy bjorn rollipolinski, or whatever the fuck his jew name is.
severin, hook us up with one of those lovely IT CLIPS images...
please?:D
Ugly
10-01-2003, 02:55 PM
I'd ask him for five bucks.
Salena Child
10-01-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Ugly
I'd ask him for five bucks.
i would as for 10. he's gotta be loaded.
chsllama
10-01-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Salena Child
i would as for 10. he's gotta be loaded.
not from MSOTS he's not.
*shudders @ the memory thereof*
Dead
10-01-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by chsllama
personally i would have gone after that other guy bjorn rollipolinski, or whatever the fuck his jew name is.
severin, hook us up with one of those lovely IT CLIPS images...
please?:D
That's not a jewish name, you retard. Its Scandinavian.
chsllama
10-01-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Dead
That's not a jewish name, you retard. Its Scandinavian.
eh well, whatever. they all look alike...
er something else that exemplifies my unintelligence.
if i ever became rich and famous with a huge fanbase, i would want all my fans to be like netphoria. cynical. pessemistic. abandoning.
i get the impression that Dead would try to make billy feel really bad about the clipping.
Dead
10-01-2003, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by ******
i get the impression that Dead would try to make billy feel really bad about the clipping.
I haven't talked about the clipping in months. I've started liking the album, if I listen with earbuds. It has some good stuff. But back in the day I was kinda pissed. :rolleyes:
Isle
10-02-2003, 01:49 PM
If that story is true, thankyou very much for telling us, we are all very glad to hear about our beloved Billy. *swoons*
But....damn that lucky sonofabitch, whoever they were, it's one of my dreams in life to meet Billy, whenever someone tells me they've met Billy, I get really jealous, because they're almost always from Chicago and I'm from London...I'm sure I'll meet him someday though. I guess I should work in airport surveillance so I know just when he arrives... :D
chsllama
10-02-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Isle
If that story is true, thankyou very much for telling us, we are all very glad to hear about our beloved Billy. *swoons*
But....damn that lucky sonofabitch, whoever they were, it's one of my dreams in life to meet Billy, whenever someone tells me they've met Billy, I get really jealous, because they're almost always from Chicago and I'm from London...I'm sure I'll meet him someday though. I guess I should work in airport surveillance so I know just when he arrives... :D
do you fuckers just lurk until something extremely idiotic and childish pops into your head, then register to post it, then forget your passwordand do it again?
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!?
Isle
10-02-2003, 03:04 PM
sir, no sir. i just felt like saying that, if you dont like it you can kiss my 1337 ass. im a long-time netphorian, this is just my new user. 'canttouchthis.
chsllama
10-02-2003, 03:15 PM
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this )
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Isle
10-02-2003, 03:20 PM
It is well and truly Hammer Time.
:cool:
chsllama
10-02-2003, 04:36 PM
so it is written, so it shall be
frenchy
10-02-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Isle
I get really jealous, because they're almost always from Chicago and I'm from London...
I met Billy a few times in London... and i'm from France.
Dead
10-02-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by frenchy
i'm from France.
I see frenchy's underpants.
Originally posted by UglyCherry
She left out the part about Billy giving her anal on the sidewalk. THAT"S THE BEST PART DIPSHIT!!!
Billy may as bloody well you know. While he's still got the chance. He's got what? Maybe 5-7 years when he can still max out on these chicks for free. If i was him i'd probably just travel town to town gettin hitchd and living off fans.
frenchy
10-03-2003, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by Dead
I see frenchy's underpants.
http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/news/2001/04/25/underpants.jpg
Damn... i should stop posting pictures of me on the web... :cool: