View Full Version : I'M NoT PREGNANT


Mayonaise.
09-26-2002, 10:40 PM
I took a pregnancy test this morning and I'm all clear.
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

FuzzyLogic
09-26-2002, 10:40 PM
like we said http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif


*is very happy for you*

SPFreak37
09-26-2002, 10:41 PM
i dont think im pregnant either!
lets all cheer!!

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lucky_13
09-26-2002, 10:42 PM
yay! i told you not to worry!

frail_and_bedazzled
09-26-2002, 10:43 PM
yay!
on a related note, i still haven't had sex!

moonjune
09-26-2002, 10:47 PM
Pregnancy = worst std ever

lucky_13
09-26-2002, 10:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
yay!
on a related note, i still haven't had sex!</font>
that's ok. you could have it tomorrow if you tried hard enough. i have to wait til january. :P

Ugly
09-26-2002, 10:54 PM
*cough*slut*cough*

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I'm not gay.
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meow
09-26-2002, 11:11 PM
neither am i! *hugs*

skippy
09-26-2002, 11:12 PM
Hooray for girls who are not pregnant!!!

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vertencre
09-26-2002, 11:18 PM
<font color="99ccff">yay! <3 </font>

jenn
09-26-2002, 11:20 PM
pic

NOT4U

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Zach
09-26-2002, 11:31 PM
oh sweet jesus, i can't have sex ever again.

Magic the Gathering
09-26-2002, 11:44 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
pic

NOT4U</font>

Jesus fucking Christ you suck.

[This message has been edited by Irrelevant (edited 09-27-2002).]

The Pantsmaster
09-27-2002, 12:30 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SPFreak37:
i dont think im pregnant either!
lets all cheer!!

</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif


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Squashing Pineapples
09-27-2002, 12:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayonaise:
I took a pregnancy test this morning and I'm all clear.
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif</font>

good, now stop trolling around, bitch

pills
09-27-2002, 12:36 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
good, now stop trolling around, bitch

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http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

Squashing Pineapples
09-27-2002, 02:02 AM
and by the way, these pregnancy tests aren't 100% accurate, so you CAN still be pregnant

BlueStar
09-27-2002, 08:10 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
and by the way, these pregnancy tests aren't 100% accurate, so you CAN still be pregnant</font>

<font color=#ADD8E6>This is true. It is always best to just skip the store bought test (which can give false positives and false negatives) and go to Planned Parenthood or something and get a blood test.


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Lucy Sky Diamonds
09-27-2002, 12:39 PM
I'm on my period.

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Platypus. The joke's on you.

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Smiley33
09-27-2002, 12:43 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds:
I'm on my period.

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me too.

Mayonaise.
09-27-2002, 11:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
and by the way, these pregnancy tests aren't 100% accurate, so you CAN still be pregnant</font>

I took two tests! I'll see a doctor if by body is still retared in a week or two

meow
09-28-2002, 12:11 AM
DONT YOU LOVE PEEING ON A STICK?!

jenn
09-28-2002, 01:57 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:

[This message has been edited by Irrelevant (edited 09-27-2002).]</font>

explain how GOATSE is allowed, but a woman giving birth isn't...

The Gaddrow
09-28-2002, 02:00 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
explain how GOATSE is allowed, but a woman giving birth isn't...</font> Yeah, wtf is up with that, RP?

And on a side note, goatse is NOT allowed.

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Squashing Pineapples
09-28-2002, 02:22 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Gaddrow:

And on a side note, goatse is NOT allowed.
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Are you a retard? GOATSE should be the fucking logo of this place!

Squashing Pineapples
09-28-2002, 02:23 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayonaise:
I took two tests! I'll see a doctor if by body is still retared in a week or two</font>

good luck

jenn
09-28-2002, 02:46 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Gaddrow:
Originally posted by melancholia:
explain how GOATSE is allowed, but a woman giving birth isn't...</font> Yeah, wtf is up with that, RP?

And on a side note, goatse is NOT allowed.



but it's ALWAYS here, it SHOULD be the logo of the message board... but seriously RP, worse things have been shown here. it wasn't even that graphic of a picture.

The Gaddrow
09-28-2002, 02:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
Are you a retard? GOATSE should be the fucking logo of this place!</font>
Nah, iz U.

I have seen goatse posted once in the past 2 months. I deleted the thread.

I don't care if you post a link, it's your own stupid fault if you click on it, but don't post the image in a thread.

And I'm all for seeing babies being born. Since I know I'll probably never get laid again, it doesn't bother me all that much.


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It's these moments of clarity that cripple me most.

jenn
09-28-2002, 02:52 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Gaddrow:
Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
Are you a retard? GOATSE should be the fucking logo of this place!</font>
Nah, iz U.

I have seen goatse posted once in the past 2 months. I deleted the thread.

I don't care if you post a link, it's your own stupid fault if you click on it, but don't post the image in a thread.

And I'm all for seeing babies being born. Since I know I'll probably never get laid again, it doesn't bother me all that much.





Seriously, the majority of the population can't stretch their assholes to those proportions, but many many females will give birth...and I'm sure you'll get laid again.

Sacred Age Of Innocence
12-27-2002, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by Mayonaise.
I took a pregnancy test this morning and I'm all clear.
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

thank the stars for that

Irrelevant
12-27-2002, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by Sacred Age Of Innocence
thank the stars for that

shut up. oh my god. shut up. oh my god. shut up. oh my god. shut up. ha ha ha ha. yawn. lol. + 1. boring!

jenn
12-27-2002, 07:49 AM
what the FUCK? :erm

jenn
12-27-2002, 07:50 AM
and for the record... my fucking giving birth picture should've been allowed. ryan just doesn't like me :(

The Gaddrow
12-27-2002, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by melancholia
ryan just doesn't like me :( But I like you enough for the both of us.

Affect
12-27-2002, 11:45 AM
AIM FOR THE FUCKING BELLY BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11





FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Skye
12-27-2002, 05:14 PM
you just reminded me to take my pill!

Affect
12-27-2002, 05:14 PM
Ros has a small penis.

Geek USA
12-27-2002, 05:46 PM
i havent been on my rag for about 2 months..

Affect
12-27-2002, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA
i havent been on my rag for about 2 months.. You're like 12.

WTFIH>?

Geek USA
12-27-2002, 05:52 PM
i'm not 12!!

Geek USA
12-27-2002, 05:52 PM
i love how you added ih to wtf

Affect
12-27-2002, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA
i love how you added ih to wtf That's withi.

Apart
12-27-2002, 06:46 PM
not pregnant. yet still a no-life, friendless slut who has to come to a messageboard and announce it where nobody with a life cares.
nice one.