View Full Version : why did Jesus get all the women?


Helena Handbasket
09-10-2003, 11:46 PM
Because he was hung like this. *holds arm out to mimic crucifix*

Darrow
09-10-2003, 11:54 PM
that sucked.

Logan12
09-10-2003, 11:55 PM
:rolleyes:


not funny!

Helena Handbasket
09-10-2003, 11:55 PM
Picture it. It's fucking hilarious. Don't tell me if someone came up to you in person and did that joke you wouldn't piss yourself.

Fuck you. It's funny.

Darrow
09-10-2003, 11:56 PM
Jesus died for our sins! and you are gonna make fun of him in a tasteless joke? I hope you go to hell and your soul is tormented for all of eternity!

Helena Handbasket
09-10-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by Darrow
Jesus died for our sins! and you are gonna make fun of him in a tasteless joke? I hope you go to hell and your soul is tormented for all of eternity!

The joke makes it all worth it.

Eulogy
09-10-2003, 11:59 PM
Matt Sweeney?

Helena Handbasket
09-11-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Eulogy
Matt Sweeney?

Who?

Eulogy
09-11-2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket


Who?

Psh.

He told this joke at...the Glass House show...or one of those first shows.

Or does everyone in this thread know that already? crap. I don't know. :(

Orenthal James
09-11-2003, 12:21 AM
who cares if its tasteless and crude and may incur the anger of some conseratives, its still just a joke, i dont find it funny, but then again, i also live with my grandparents.

SuckSuckStyle
09-11-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Eulogy
Matt Sweeney?

murgle
09-11-2003, 01:34 AM
Why did Jesus get hung on the cross?




he forgot his safe-word

:rofl: :banoonoo:

guz
09-11-2003, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by Eulogy
He told this joke at...the Glass House show...or one of those first shows.ya, the first show....11.16.

ammy
09-11-2003, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by murgle
Why did Jesus get hung on the cross?




he forgot his safe-word

:rofl: :banoonoo:


:banging:

13
09-11-2003, 04:25 AM
because he was a capricorn :rolleyes:

coonie!
09-11-2003, 04:38 AM
Everyone's putting this joke down, but whatever. I've been telling it to people all year. It's the greatest.

Helena Handbasket
09-11-2003, 08:16 AM
Matt Sweeney? What the fuck? No, Rob Blevins.

It's not funny anymore if Zwan told it.

The Gaddrow
09-11-2003, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
What the fuck? No, Rob Blevins. No, actually it was Neil Hamburger. I don't know who the fuck you think wrote it, but it was *originally* told by Neil Hamburger.

Lizard Queen
09-11-2003, 10:00 AM
That joke is so zwan.

silent1
09-11-2003, 10:01 AM
i liked it. more jesus bashing jokes please. :cool:

pale blue eyes
09-11-2003, 02:35 PM
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