Helena Handbasket
09-10-2003, 11:46 PM
Because he was hung like this. *holds arm out to mimic crucifix*
View Full Version : why did Jesus get all the women? Helena Handbasket 09-10-2003, 11:46 PM Because he was hung like this. *holds arm out to mimic crucifix* Darrow 09-10-2003, 11:54 PM that sucked. Logan12 09-10-2003, 11:55 PM :rolleyes: not funny! Helena Handbasket 09-10-2003, 11:55 PM Picture it. It's fucking hilarious. Don't tell me if someone came up to you in person and did that joke you wouldn't piss yourself. Fuck you. It's funny. Darrow 09-10-2003, 11:56 PM Jesus died for our sins! and you are gonna make fun of him in a tasteless joke? I hope you go to hell and your soul is tormented for all of eternity! Helena Handbasket 09-10-2003, 11:56 PM Originally posted by Darrow Jesus died for our sins! and you are gonna make fun of him in a tasteless joke? I hope you go to hell and your soul is tormented for all of eternity! The joke makes it all worth it. Eulogy 09-10-2003, 11:59 PM Matt Sweeney? Helena Handbasket 09-11-2003, 12:17 AM Originally posted by Eulogy Matt Sweeney? Who? Eulogy 09-11-2003, 12:20 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket Who? Psh. He told this joke at...the Glass House show...or one of those first shows. Or does everyone in this thread know that already? crap. I don't know. :( Orenthal James 09-11-2003, 12:21 AM who cares if its tasteless and crude and may incur the anger of some conseratives, its still just a joke, i dont find it funny, but then again, i also live with my grandparents. SuckSuckStyle 09-11-2003, 12:23 AM Originally posted by Eulogy Matt Sweeney? murgle 09-11-2003, 01:34 AM Why did Jesus get hung on the cross? he forgot his safe-word :rofl: :banoonoo: guz 09-11-2003, 01:43 AM Originally posted by Eulogy He told this joke at...the Glass House show...or one of those first shows.ya, the first show....11.16. ammy 09-11-2003, 01:57 AM Originally posted by murgle Why did Jesus get hung on the cross? he forgot his safe-word :rofl: :banoonoo: :banging: 13 09-11-2003, 04:25 AM because he was a capricorn :rolleyes: coonie! 09-11-2003, 04:38 AM Everyone's putting this joke down, but whatever. I've been telling it to people all year. It's the greatest. Helena Handbasket 09-11-2003, 08:16 AM Matt Sweeney? What the fuck? No, Rob Blevins. It's not funny anymore if Zwan told it. The Gaddrow 09-11-2003, 09:51 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket What the fuck? No, Rob Blevins. No, actually it was Neil Hamburger. I don't know who the fuck you think wrote it, but it was *originally* told by Neil Hamburger. Lizard Queen 09-11-2003, 10:00 AM That joke is so zwan. silent1 09-11-2003, 10:01 AM i liked it. more jesus bashing jokes please. :cool: pale blue eyes 09-11-2003, 02:35 PM http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a127 |