View Full Version : God didn't really have a mother


sppunk
09-03-2003, 03:36 AM
So, people, instead of mother of God, let's all start saying mother of Jesus.

Oh, this thread was brought to you via Cheo.

Geek USA
09-03-2003, 03:37 AM
I'm sorry

noyen
09-03-2003, 03:37 AM
Mary, Mary quite contrary
raped by god, a busted cherry
there were no coat hangers in that day
so she dropped Jesus in some hay
he lived he laughed he loved he lost
THEY NAILED THAT FUCKER TO THE CROSS

RIGGETY BLIZZOW!

sppunk
09-03-2003, 03:38 AM
Originally posted by Geek USA
I'm sorry

Uhm, for what?

Geek USA
09-03-2003, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by sppunk


Uhm, for what?
you know... :erm

sppunk
09-03-2003, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by noyen
Mary, Mary quite contrary
raped by god, a busted cherry
there were no coat hangers in that day
so she dropped Jesus in some hay
he lived he laughed he loved he lost
THEY NAILED THAT FUCKER TO THE CROSS

RIGGETY BLIZZOW!

Fucking classic.

Boner
09-03-2003, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by sppunk
Cheo.

Quit saying that word. Quit remdining me of something I can never have.

sppunk
09-03-2003, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by Geek USA

you know... :erm

For liking clam chowder?

sppunk
09-03-2003, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by The Ace of Aces


Quit saying that word. Quit remdining me of something I can never have.

You don't want that shit, dawg. I have much better plans for you.

Geek USA
09-03-2003, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by sppunk


For liking clam chowder?


gahahahahahh! shhhh

MstrGhost
09-03-2003, 12:23 PM
Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared..
He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother'
And Mary thought that was weird..
[But she said, 'I'm not a virgin
I sucked a guy last year']
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
'My child, have no fear'

[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still not be considered flawed..
[cos I know you'd like to play
And suck right through the day]
But you're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired, you see
[and they had to have a rest for the night]
She said she had no money
[and she had no place to sleep]
Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep

[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ..
If there's no room at the inn
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!]
That's right..

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such..
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch..
[she said, this is a tragedy
I can't take them all to bed]
But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said..

[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can suck all the dick you want of..]
Everyone in the nation
[Fellation aint no sin
So have a dildo three miles in]
And you'll still be a virgin
[to everyone gone down on Christmas!]

[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can take if from the three wise men]
And even the little drummer boy..
Folks will remember your name quick
[for sucking the most of the dick!]
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[you can suck my dick]
[laughter]

(Mr Hankey and Kenny in brackets)

jczeroman
09-03-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
So, people, instead of mother of God, let's all start saying mother of Jesus.

technically, based on the Nicean council, the mainline christian/catholic God is triune. God exists in the form of three persons, but is still one God. So Jesus is God and Mary is the mother of Jesus. Mary is the mother of God.

Nimrod's Son
09-03-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by jczeroman


technically, based on the Nicean council, the mainline christian/catholic God is triune. God exists in the form of three persons, but is still one God. So Jesus is God and Mary is the mother of Jesus. Mary is the mother of God. True. Also, Jesus is the Son of God while being God himself. It's not called the mystery of the Trinity for no reason.