sppunk
09-03-2003, 03:36 AM
So, people, instead of mother of God, let's all start saying mother of Jesus.
Oh, this thread was brought to you via Cheo.
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View Full Version : God didn't really have a mother sppunk 09-03-2003, 03:36 AM So, people, instead of mother of God, let's all start saying mother of Jesus. Oh, this thread was brought to you via Cheo. Geek USA 09-03-2003, 03:37 AM I'm sorry noyen 09-03-2003, 03:37 AM Mary, Mary quite contrary raped by god, a busted cherry there were no coat hangers in that day so she dropped Jesus in some hay he lived he laughed he loved he lost THEY NAILED THAT FUCKER TO THE CROSS RIGGETY BLIZZOW! sppunk 09-03-2003, 03:38 AM Originally posted by Geek USA I'm sorry Uhm, for what? Geek USA 09-03-2003, 03:39 AM Originally posted by sppunk Uhm, for what? you know... :erm sppunk 09-03-2003, 03:39 AM Originally posted by noyen Mary, Mary quite contrary raped by god, a busted cherry there were no coat hangers in that day so she dropped Jesus in some hay he lived he laughed he loved he lost THEY NAILED THAT FUCKER TO THE CROSS RIGGETY BLIZZOW! Fucking classic. Boner 09-03-2003, 03:39 AM Originally posted by sppunk Cheo. Quit saying that word. Quit remdining me of something I can never have. sppunk 09-03-2003, 03:39 AM Originally posted by Geek USA you know... :erm For liking clam chowder? sppunk 09-03-2003, 03:40 AM Originally posted by The Ace of Aces Quit saying that word. Quit remdining me of something I can never have. You don't want that shit, dawg. I have much better plans for you. Geek USA 09-03-2003, 03:41 AM Originally posted by sppunk For liking clam chowder? gahahahahahh! shhhh MstrGhost 09-03-2003, 12:23 PM Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared.. He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother' And Mary thought that was weird.. [But she said, 'I'm not a virgin I sucked a guy last year'] But then Gabriel said to Mary, 'My child, have no fear' [for you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary.. [you can suck all the dick you want] And still not be considered flawed.. [cos I know you'd like to play And suck right through the day] But you're still still a virgin In the eyes of god! There was no room at the Inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive They were so very tired, you see [and they had to have a rest for the night] She said she had no money [and she had no place to sleep] Gabriel appeared to mary And told her not to weep [for you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary.. [you can suck all the dick you want] And still be the mother of Christ.. If there's no room at the inn then it's not considered a sin [to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!] That's right.. And three wisemen did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.. They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch.. [she said, this is a tragedy I can't take them all to bed] But again Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said.. [You can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary.. [You can suck all the dick you want of..] Everyone in the nation [Fellation aint no sin So have a dildo three miles in] And you'll still be a virgin [to everyone gone down on Christmas!] [You can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary.. [You can take if from the three wise men] And even the little drummer boy.. Folks will remember your name quick [for sucking the most of the dick!] [for sucking dick..] Brings peace, and love, and joy. [for sucking dick..] Brings peace, and love, and joy. [you can suck my dick] [laughter] (Mr Hankey and Kenny in brackets) jczeroman 09-03-2003, 12:38 PM Originally posted by sppunk So, people, instead of mother of God, let's all start saying mother of Jesus. technically, based on the Nicean council, the mainline christian/catholic God is triune. God exists in the form of three persons, but is still one God. So Jesus is God and Mary is the mother of Jesus. Mary is the mother of God. Nimrod's Son 09-03-2003, 01:27 PM Originally posted by jczeroman technically, based on the Nicean council, the mainline christian/catholic God is triune. God exists in the form of three persons, but is still one God. So Jesus is God and Mary is the mother of Jesus. Mary is the mother of God. True. Also, Jesus is the Son of God while being God himself. It's not called the mystery of the Trinity for no reason. |