View Full Version : Text on my engagement ring...


siamesegod
09-01-2003, 02:46 PM
Stand Inside Your Love. Minna

So what do you think?

Netphorian Gadabout
09-01-2003, 03:03 PM
"If I were dead, would my records sell?" would be better.

shaniqua
09-01-2003, 03:05 PM
mine's gonna say "you're all whores and i'm a fag"

CandyPotter
09-01-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by siamesegod
Stand Inside Your Love. Minna

So what do you think?

Ugh. No. Try coming up with your own sentiment.

House of Bread
09-01-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by shaunna
mine's gonna say "you're all whores and i'm a fag"

:love:

Mooney
09-01-2003, 08:01 PM
"you will always be my whore." this was my response to a similar topic a couple years ago. :D

Reyngel
09-01-2003, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Pumpkins23836
"If I were dead, would my records sell?" would be better.

lol

Sean Casey
09-01-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by siamesegod
Stand Inside Your Love. Minna

So what do you think?

Go for "chicks just get in the way"

sarasvati
09-01-2003, 11:18 PM
Unless you're marrying b0lly, and he is giving you the ring.... wait, it'd still be REALLY cheezy. weddings are for suckers, anyway.

zerozwan
09-01-2003, 11:24 PM
"I'm not bad, I'm so good
I'll fuck you raw, just like a good choirboy should
I'm not kidding, watch and see
I'll sink to the bottom and let you pee on me"

sarasvati
09-01-2003, 11:54 PM
tobin. email me.

Ihaman
09-02-2003, 03:45 AM
MINEZ GUNNA SAY "ALMOST AZ MUCH AZ I LUV BILLIE!!OMIGOD!"

STRTG
09-02-2003, 02:07 PM
I'd go for the "honest" spelling mistake of "I will never love an otter"

covers all the bases for divorce settlements....as long as you don't have a waterbourne mammal fetish

tristessa
09-02-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Pumpkins23836
"If I were dead, would my records sell?" would be better.

HA HAA!!!

DeviousJ
09-03-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by tristessa


HA HAA!!!

:rofl: <marquee direction=right>:erm</marquee>

siamesegod
09-04-2003, 12:38 AM
http://www.nbtrusa.com/art/betty_birdlady.jpg

my lady

Boycott Graceland
09-04-2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by siamesegod
http://www.nbtrusa.com/art/betty_birdlady.jpg
ricky lake?

siamesegod
09-05-2003, 12:55 AM
ricky lake?

who?

oui henri
09-05-2003, 11:19 AM
...i don't know about that text....

Blank
09-05-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by siamesegod
Stand Inside Your Love. Minna

So what do you think?
That is the cheesiest shit I have ever read.

Good luck on the marriage.

DeviousJ
09-05-2003, 01:26 PM
Just get one which says "And with this ring I wed thee true" and she'll be all OMG! and you'll be all LOL NO, it's just an engagement ring! Then when you get married you get a ring with 'And with this ring I wed thee now' and then she'll be all what right now? and you'll be all YEAH BABY. And then if you can't get it up on the wedding night, you can use a cock ring with the inscription 'And with this ring I play so dead' to help bring the magic back

shaniqua
09-05-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by DeviousJ
Just get one which says "And with this ring I wed thee true" and she'll be all OMG! and you'll be all LOL NO, it's just an engagement ring! Then when you get married you get a ring with 'And with this ring I wed thee now' and then she'll be all what right now? and you'll be all YEAH BABY. And then if you can't get it up on the wedding night, you can use a cock ring with the inscription 'And with this ring I play so dead' to help bring the magic back

5/5
brilliant

Netphorian Gadabout
09-05-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by DeviousJ
Just get one which says "And with this ring I wed thee true" and she'll be all OMG! and you'll be all LOL NO, it's just an engagement ring! Then when you get married you get a ring with 'And with this ring I wed thee now' and then she'll be all what right now? and you'll be all YEAH BABY. And then if you can't get it up on the wedding night, you can use a cock ring with the inscription 'And with this ring I play so dead' to help bring the magic back That was so obvious and hilarious, I'm shocked it took this many days for any of us to think of it.

*salutes*