View Full Version : if you were a stripper, what song would you dance to?


Helena Handbasket
08-17-2003, 11:30 PM
They Might Be Giants - S.E.X.X.Y.

Duh.

Ihaman
08-17-2003, 11:32 PM
Theme From Mortal Kombat - Utah Saints

James is Cool
08-17-2003, 11:34 PM
Modest Mouse - Tiny Cities Made of Ashes

sppunk
08-17-2003, 11:36 PM
Natalia Imbruglia - Torn (Isn't that the name of it?)

mercurial
08-18-2003, 12:06 AM
Whores - Janes Addiction

Do you think I'm sexy? - Revolting Cocks

Ugly
08-18-2003, 12:09 AM
John Williams - The Imperial March theme from The Empire Strikes Back

mewl
08-18-2003, 12:34 AM
Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches

13
08-18-2003, 12:48 AM
I wouldn't mind watching someone strip to thighpaulsandra's home butt club- it's loud, messy and out of control

shaniqua
08-18-2003, 12:50 AM
motley crue- 'girls girls girls'
sonic youth- 'sugar kane'
duran duran- 'girls on film'
the cure- 'let's go to bed'

:cool:

bornentertainer
08-18-2003, 12:51 AM
"Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison or "As Heaven is Wide" by Garbage.

bornentertainer
08-18-2003, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by shaunna
duran duran- 'girls on film'

Good one!!

rkjr
08-18-2003, 01:45 AM
Bjork - Pluto.

I'd do weird jerky dances around and with a giant flashing pink dildo. Then when she'd do the little screamy parts I'd start masturbating with it while faking an extravagant orgasm. That is if I was a female of course, and if it wouldn't get me arrested or induce epileptic seizures.

YeehaJamesIha
08-18-2003, 05:28 AM
Hey, this thread was made for me. Here are the songs on my current mixes.

love and rockets - so alive
billy idol - dancing with myself
rolling stones - can't you hear me knocking
blondie - call me
t. rex - hot love
t. rex - bang a gong, get it on
siouxsie & the banshees - the passenger
david bowie - rebel, rebel
david bowie - ziggy stardust
new order - true faith
new order - bizarre love triangle
the smashing pumpkins - ava adore
the smashing pumpkins - today
the beatles - come together
depeche mode - personal jesus
depeche mode - policy of truth
jimi hendrix - hey joe
jane's addiction - jane says
peter gabriel - in your eyes
the smashing pumpkins - plume
rolling stones - paint it black
depeche mode - walking in my shoes
led zeppelin - over the hills and far away
the cure - just like heaven
depeche mode - halo
the smashing pumpkins - zero
the cure - fascination street
billy idol - rebel yell
cream - strange brew
falco - rock me amadeus
human league - don't you want me
the smashing pumpkins - tonight, tonight

Transformer
08-18-2003, 09:21 PM
I can imagine doing a slow type one to Ava Adore actually.

What aout trying to strip to appels + oranjes

THRILLHO
08-18-2003, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha


holy shit. you're like... a stripper, and a netphorian AT THE SAME TIME.
but tonight tonight? does that work?
do yourself a favor and add some thrill kill kult songs. if you only add one, make it 'feel the bite.'

if i was a stripper i would figure out how to dance to squarepusher, and then do it. and 'striptease' by hawksley workman.

edit: i would also strip to L.M.L.Y.P. by ween and 'too drunk to fuck.'

DeadSwan
08-18-2003, 09:50 PM
prince-pussy control

mercurial
08-18-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by DeadSwan
prince-pussy control

I've seen it done ... it was grand

DeadSwan
08-18-2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by mercurial


I've seen it done ... it was grand


oo la la!

shaniqua
08-18-2003, 10:33 PM
i'd like to add van halen's hot for teacher.

i'm all dressed up like a school marm with a ruler, looking like a sour puss. the music kicks into gear, i unpin the pinned-back hair and shake my aphrodite waves and whip off the glasses, strip the school marm outfit into hottt lingeries and gyrate with the ruler, administer spankings and there's fireworks and a crazy pixelboard like in a hip hop video with 'HOTT 4 TEACHER' on it...

Enzed
08-18-2003, 10:38 PM
I'd buy that on DVD...

twice
08-18-2003, 11:29 PM
tricky- lovecats
the soul lifters- hot, funky, and sweaty
hooverphonic- too wicky
portishead- numb
depeche mode- only when

off of the top of my head. there are far too many of them.

noyen
08-19-2003, 12:06 AM
my life with the thrill kill kult - sex on wheelz
skinny puppy - testure
jesus and mary chain - reverence
adam beyer - pump
alien sex fiend - zombified
blixa bargeld - somewhere over the rainbow
egyptian lover - egypt egypt
godflesh - streetcleaner
2 live crew - pop that pussy
ll cool j - i'm bad
massive attack - i against i
old dirty bastard - shimmy shimmy ya
pigface - hips, tits, lips, power

Ugly
08-19-2003, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha

the smashing pumpkins - today
the smashing pumpkins - tonight, tonight

Ava Adore and Zero work. Ava Adore, for obvious reasons and Zero would work cuz heavy metal does strangely work for stripping.

Those other two, though, don't really seem to jive for me. Tonight, Tonight is too classy and Today is too poppy for someone to be waving vagina at me. I mean, how do you get a good stripping grove on for Today?

YeehaJamesIha
08-19-2003, 01:42 AM
I can dance to almost anything and make it work. Just don't do ghetto booty moves to a rock song.

D.
08-19-2003, 02:01 AM
i hate to continue to be a KH whore, but Boys and Girls would be a dman fine song to dance to.

i actually read an account of some guy hearing a stripper dance to a few upbeat KH songs.

now, i'd by THAT on DVD.

wounded
08-19-2003, 09:26 AM
i've only been the the strip club once, but this one girl came out and danced to digital bath and change. it was kinda cool

RobTheGood
08-19-2003, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by Ugly


Ava Adore and Zero work. Ava Adore, for obvious reasons and Zero would work cuz heavy metal does strangely work for stripping.

Those other two, though, don't really seem to jive for me. Tonight, Tonight is too classy and Today is too poppy for someone to be waving vagina at me. I mean, how do you get a good stripping grove on for Today?

I was at a strip bar (Whisky Go Go's) last week, and 2 girls danced to Bullet and Zero. It was pretty cool - i had a couple of drinks, so i was in total rock mode.

"speaking" to one of the girls later, i found out that she brought her Greatest Hits cd with her. I mentioned that it was called Rotten Apples, and she gave me this "i don't give a fuck" look. Oh well.

Btw, with Zero, because it's relatively short, they played it up to the solo, then cut it back (quite flawlessly, which was cool) to the "emptyness is loneliness" part.

and there was a lot of Deftones being played as well.

I can't recall the name of the tune, but "come get your knife, come get your knife, and cut it up" was the chorus. it's a good tune... i'm just not familiar with the names on the album.

sppunk
08-19-2003, 11:03 AM
Why the fuck has no one mentioned "Animal" by NIN?

alisonmonster
08-19-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Ihaman
Theme From Mortal Kombat - Utah Saints

NICE.

Ok- how bout " Bad Babysitter" by Princess Superstar?

Injektilo
08-19-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
Why the fuck has no one mentioned "Animal" by NIN?

because it's called Closer