hahaha... blender's hilarious. way to take the piss out of music journalism!

this is a great list, too. EXCEPT FOR FUCKING PRIMUS AND SKINNY PUPPY!! blind melon and gypsy kings are great too. whatever. the only person they left out was puff daddy.

1. Insane Clown Posse
2. Emerson, Lake and Palmer
3. Michael Bolton
4. Kenny G
5. Starship
6. Kansas
7. Asia
8. Vanilla Ice
9. Lee Greenwood
10. Air Supply
11. Latoya Jackson
12. Tin Machine
13. Mick Jagger
14. Yngwie Malmsteen
15. Yanni
16. Oingo Boingo
17. Benzino
18. Pat Boone
19. Dan Fogelberg
20. Howard Jones
21. The Alan Parsons Project
22. Primus
23. Creed
24. Bad English
25. Jamiroquai
26. Celine Dion
27. Colour Me Bad
28. Crash Test Dummies
29. Skinny Puppy
30. Richard Marx
31. Arrested Development
32. The Hooters
33. Japan
34. Live
35. Paul Oakenfold
36. 98 Degrees
37. The Doors
38. Nelson
39. Bob Geldof
40. Blind Melon
41. Whitesnake
42. Rick Wakeman
43. Mike and the Mechanics
44. Manowar (<---- LOL!!)
45. Gipsy Kings
46. The Spin Doctors
47. Goo Goo Dolls
48. Master P
49. Toad the Wet Sprocket
50. Iron Butterfly

I'm surprised to see The Doors on there, but I fully concur with the rest of the list.

Wickid!

I managed to get right through the whole list and I OWN NOTHING BY ANY OF THOSE ARTISTS!!

primus, doors?!??,paul oakenfold?,skinny?

Originally posted by MstrGhost
primus, doors?!??,paul oakenfold?,skinny?

Oingo Boingo? Doors? Japan? Are these people crazy?:mad:

why didn't they ******* John Tesh?

Jim Morrison < John Tesh.

Duh.

Originally posted by THRILLHO
37. The Doors

:noway:

They had me with #1, but the Doors? Primus?

Why throw Pat Boone in there, it's not even the right genre.

As most of these usually are... dumb.

Originally posted by THRILLHO
50. Iron Butterfly

IN DA GADDA DA VIDA BAYYYYYYYYYB3H

- Put in: Grand Funk Railroad, Prodigy

- Take out: The Doors, Paul Okenfold

I'd say Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit should be added to the list, but didn't this magazine name the former the best artist of 2002 or something like that?

And yeah, Primus should be nowhere near there. I suppose the Doors too, although I don't care much for them. Blind Melon isn't a bad band either.

worst list ever

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son


Why throw Pat Boone in there, it's not even the right genre.



And what would be the right genre?

It's just a list put together by a music magazine. Relax, kids.

I like Toad the Wet Sprocket.

lists like these are so pointless

Man, Blind Melon doesn't deserve that. The Doors, in all seriousness, shouldn't be on there, but I won't say they don't deserve it. ;)

I would've been upset if The Doors didn't make the list. They're the most overrated band in rock and roll. I'm sick of these half-wits saying that Jim Morrison was a genius; he wasn't. He couldn't sing, his most profound statement was "Father? I want to kill you. Mother? I want to fuck you." and he's no longer remembered for his music as much as he was going on stage drunk and stripping.

People in the 60s loved The Doors because everyone was on so many drugs that anybody who started talking about something nobody understood was immediately praised as God (or The Lizard King) for the day. The only reason why The Doors were given any more recognition was because of some overzealous critics who started gushing over their live act. Hadn't that happened I doubt anyone nowadays would listen to the doors, save the few LA hippies that are on a permanent acid trip.

Originally posted by Harry Kellerman
I would've been upset if The Doors didn't make the list. They're the most overrated band in rock and roll. I'm sick of these half-wits saying that Jim Morrison was a genius; he wasn't. He couldn't sing, his most profound statement was "Father? I want to kill you. Mother? I want jkhghj hj .

Okay Harry, thanks for the input. Now... how about you shut the fuck up?

Originally posted by Harry Kellerman
I would've been upset if The Doors didn't make the list. They're the most overrated band in rock and roll. I'm sick of these half-wits saying that Jim Morrison was a genius; he wasn't. He couldn't sing, his most profound statement was "Father? I want to kill you. Mother? I want to fuck you." and he's no longer remembered for his music as much as he was going on stage drunk and stripping.

People in the 60s loved The Doors because everyone was on so many drugs that anybody who started talking about something nobody understood was immediately praised as God (or The Lizard King) for the day. The only reason why The Doors were given any more recognition was because of some overzealous critics who started gushing over their live act. Hadn't that happened I doubt anyone nowadays would listen to the doors, save the few LA hippies that are on a permanent acid trip.

I like how you neatly sidestepped the fact that The Doors made timeless, catchy, and orignal music.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Of course this magazine is from the editors of Maxim. Only those geeks would be stupid enough to put the Gypsy Kings on the list of the worst artists ever. Ignorant fools.</font>

PRIMUS?!!?!?!?!?

fuck. that.

I'm gonna state the obvious: They put bands like Primus and The Doors on here to piss people off and be controversial so more people would read and buy the magazine and engage in discussion of the list on internet messageboards.

That said, Primus Sucks.

primus? the doors?

they should put in that list:
britney spears, dream, p. diddly, 50 cent, practically 98% of what is on TRL

why the hell are skinny puppy on this list?

Originally posted by Nidhogg


I like how you neatly sidestepped the fact that The Doors made timeless, catchy, and orignal music.

To kill yourself to.

Jim Morrison was the Sideshow Bob of the 60s. He sucked and they sucked. Their music was catchy in a way that most pop music is, repeating melodies over and over that are so bad that you want to take a drill to your skull to release the horrible noises.

With that said, Skinny Puppy was a great band. I dig those horrible noises.

i forgot to add:

Jewel

:hurl:

Originally posted by sickbadthing


To kill yourself to.

Jim Morrison was the Sideshow Bob of the 60s. He sucked and they sucked. Their music was catchy in a way that most pop music is, repeating melodies over and over that are so bad that you want to take a drill to your skull to release the horrible noises.



Thank you.

Originally posted by Nidhogg


I like how you neatly sidestepped the fact that The Doors made timeless, catchy, and orignal music.

You know what's catchy about The Doors?

Two words:

Strange Days.

I must really, really love bad music, because when Primus announced their reunioun tour the other day, I nearly got fired from work ofr excessive fistpumping and screaming.

Screw that list.

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces


That said, Primus Sucks.

I sincerely hope that I'm not the only one who got that.

funny shit, but fuck putting the doors on there.. crash test dummies :rofl: i'm surprised anyone remembered them!

Originally posted by noyen
why the hell are skinny puppy on this list?

:(

Originally posted by Tessellation
why didn't they ******* John Tesh?

I was wondering the same thing, actually. you beat me to it.

Add to the list:

Warrant
Rush
Zwan



Remove:

Skinny Puppy
"Too Dark Park" absolutely ruled on high.


Agreed:

Primus - sucks huge balls. Les Claypool plays phenomenal bass but can't write a song for shit.

The problem with this list is that while most of these bands suck, they're nowhere near the worst bands of all time. I mean, I think Primus is pretty lousy, but the 22nd worst band of all time? Christ, I could think of 22 bands that've come out with albums in the last two months who are worse. And as much as I dislike the Doors and think they were primarily bad for rock (we've had this discussion, though), "Light My Fire" alone should keep them off this list.

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
That said, Primus Sucks.

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">You must admit that Les Claypool makes the bass his bitch.

I think we should discuss who should be on this list. I nominate the Eagles.</font>

i second that nomination.

my nomination = WAR

i think #1 was correct. Why they didn't ******* Good Charlotte on there i don't know.

Styx should be up there at the top - and Flock of Seagulls

Originally posted by El Savior
PRIMUS?!!?!?!?!?

wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">You must admit that Les Claypool makes the bass his bitch.

I think we should discuss who should be on this list. I nominate the Eagles.</font>

I meant Primus Sucks in the good way- as in what they used to say at their shows and I think that's even the title of their live cd "suck on this" or soemthing. I like Primus, especially after a blunt or some bowls.

Originally posted by Ihaman
i second that nomination.

my nomination = WAR
CISCO KID WAAAS A FRIEEENDA MIIIINE

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces


I meant Primus Sucks in the good way- as in what they used to say at their shows and I think that's even the title of their live cd "suck on this" or soemthing. I like Primus, especially after a blunt or some bowls.

Bah...I was hoping you wouldn't go right out and explain it.

what's their beef with yanni?

the fact that he has underwear model-esque photos of himself on every album cover is one thing, but he has some decent songs.

his 'live at acropolis' cd is fantastic. fuck the haters.

yanni forever.

As I think someone already said, this was obviously done for humor purposes. Calm the fuck down, yo.

I'm just using this as an excuse to spread the yanni love.

I seldom take these rankings without a grain of salt.

Manowar- None more metal. None more gay.

Though I have no respect for Blender, I must give props to that.

Originally posted by Lie
yo. :O

Originally posted by Shparticus
:O

I can't help it. Part of me never recovered from that experience.

Originally posted by NegativeSleep
what's their beef with yanni?

the fact that he has underwear model-esque photos of himself on every album cover is one thing, but he has some decent songs.

his 'live at acropolis' cd is fantastic. fuck the haters.

yanni forever.

His drummer on that album is Charlie Adams, who Jimmy was a student of for a couple years I believe.

[/random post]

Originally posted by alisonmonster

Styx should be up there at the top -

LORD! no shit, i was thinking the same thing, though they made for one hell of a greatest hits album.

LOROLEI LET'S LIVE TOGETHER, BRIGHTER THAN THE STARS FOREVER!

Originally posted by Tessellation
lists like these are so pointless as is your existence.

Originally posted by Johnny_Swallow
His drummer on that album is Charlie Adams, who Jimmy was a student of for a couple years I believe.


yeah, you're right.

He's from Joliet too.

Ok, I can understand the doors, but really: "8. Vanilla Ice"

Whats that crap about?