<font color="aquamarine">Feel free to doubt my sexuality if you must, but I don't want to be associated with the type of people that frequent those places. Besides, the only strip club in my area is dirty and skanky as fuck.

I'll just chill with my other friends and watch a movie, thank you very much.</font>

yeah. i went once. won't be going for a long time.

that's great!!!!

:love:

BOO.

Originally posted by ******
yeah. i went once. won't be going for a long time.
are they all they're cracked up to be?

working there would be cool but only for the $$$$. im sure i'd dance around and try to cover myself up and they'd hate me. or love me. yeeeeah. nevermind :o

sucks for you, you can have fun and not be a skank!

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30450&highlight=night

Originally posted by ******
yeah. i went once. won't be going for a long time.

<font color="aquamarine">What was it like?

Most of the people I talk to say that the one in my town is dirty, with the lone exception being my friend Ross, who claims otherwise (of course, he's a skinny computer nerd who looks like he's 12 and probably won't get anything else in life, and thus he probably kids himself into thinking it's awesome).</font>

Originally posted by crescentfresh
BOO.

:think:

:confused:

Originally posted by Vulva
sucks for you, you can have fun and not be a skank!

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30450&highlight=night

<font color="aquamarine">More like, I can have fun and be a common internet troll.</font>

That's okay. We can order pizza and talk about cute boys.

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">More like, I can have fun and be a common internet troll.</font>

that hurts. really. :(

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

are they all they're cracked up to be?i dunno. if you like sitting a room with a bunch of men with boners, i guess it'll be right up your alley.

Originally posted by Lie
That's okay. We can order pizza and talk about cute boys.

<font color="aquamarine">Damn it Elizabeth...</font>

Originally posted by ******
i dunno. if you like sitting a room with a bunch of men with boners, i guess it'll be right up your alley.

I love boners in my alley

Originally posted by Crippler
<font color="aquamarine">Damn it Elizabeth...</font>

I'm sorry, I just have to use that line at every available opportunity.

Let's order pizza and talk about cute girls, okay? It just doesn't sound the same.

Originally posted by crescentfresh


I love boners in my alley

:eek:

i've never been to a strip club :erm

The only strip club I've been to is the Crazy Horse in Vegas, and it seemed okay. I've heard about the skanky ones...I have been told to never go into any strip club with a cover less than $20. :erm

Originally posted by crescentfresh


I love boners in my alley the boners of men who frequent strip clubs?

<font color="aquamarine">Eh, a beautiful woman is standing next to me right now wondering why I waste so much time on here.

Heh...She's funny.</font>

Originally posted by bornentertainer
The only strip club I've been to is the Crazy Horse in Vegas, and it seemed okay. I've heard about the skanky ones...I have been told to never go into any strip club with a cover less than $20. :erm

<font color="aquamarine">I thnk the cover at mine is about $10...:erm :erm</font>

Originally posted by ******
the boners of men who frequent strip clubs?

<font color="aquamarine">No thank you.</font>

Originally posted by ******
the boners of men who frequent strip clubs?

no. nevermind, that didn't come across like I wanted it to.

Originally posted by Crippler
<font color="aquamarine">Eh, a beautiful woman is standing next to me right now wondering why I waste so much time on here.

Heh...She's funny.</font>

Give her $10 and see what happens.

Originally posted by Lie


Give her $10 and see what happens.

<font color="aquamarine">She just went to rent a movie...so I can't do it just yet...heheheheheheh.</font>

can anyone tell me why palidor hates me?


anyway. strip clubs seem dirty and gross. but i'd like to go one day. but i would not let a girl stick her smelly ass in my face even if she was "exotic".

in my short-lived "feminist" phase, i told my close-minded white trash friend that i thought strip clubs were degrading to women.
so, he waited til i was drunk and drove me to a mini strip bar that was above a porn shop. from what i remember it wasn't oo bad, but that might have been because i had a girl to go home to that night (no, she didn't mind strip clubs).
i can't imagine enjoying a strip club and not having someone to take all that pent up libido action out on.

anyway, that porn shop/strip club was also where my girlfriend and i got propositioned for a 3 way/partner swap by a weird, old black guy.:erm needless to say, neither one of us has been back there.

Originally posted by David

i can't imagine enjoying a strip club and not having someone to take all that pent up libido action out on.

<font color="aquamarine">I'd feel guilty.</font>

Haha I just remembered a funny strip club story. A bunch of friends and I were at the Crazy Horse, and some stripper on stage was putting our heads between her boobs. She gets to my boyfriend, takes his hat off, sticks it down the front of her thong and rubs her coochie on it.

:rofl:

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">I'd feel guilty.</font>
well, yeah, i would have but...
Originally posted by David
i had a girl to go home to that night (no, she didn't mind strip clubs).
in fact, she wanted to go with us.

Originally posted by bornentertainer
Haha I just remembered a funny strip club story. A bunch of friends and I were at the Crazy Horse, and some stripper on stage was putting our heads between her boobs. She gets to my boyfriend, takes his hat off, sticks it down the front of her thong and rubs her coochie on it.

:rofl:

<font color="aquamarine">Unless she was VERY obviously clean, I'd never wear the hat again.

Speaking of which, ever hear of the stripper who smothered a guy when she stuck a guy's head down her cleavage.

:rofl: :rofl:</font>

Originally posted by David

well, yeah, i would have but...

in fact, she wanted to go with us.

<font color="aquamarine">Eh, I'd feel bad anyway. I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't need to look at another girl's boobies if you're in a relationship, but I really don't want to argue about this again, seeing as there was a HUGE thread about this a few months ago...:erm</font>

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">Eh, I'd feel bad anyway. I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't need to look at another girl's boobies if you're in a relationship, but I really don't want to argue about this again, seeing as there was a HUGE thread about this a few months ago...:erm</font> yeah. i feel awful doing that.

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">Eh, I'd feel bad anyway. I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't need to look at another girl's boobies if you're in a relationship, but I really don't want to argue about this again, seeing as there was a HUGE thread about this a few months ago...:erm</font>
hmmm, i musta missed it.

but i see your point!

I've never had any desire to visit a strip club. Despite being a straight male, blatant smut does nothing for me. I don't know. I'm so much more turned on by something sensual and a little kinky, but in private. How people can stand to go to strip clubs is beyond me. I mean, really, I'd be more turned on cuddling with my girlfriend on the couch than I would be when given a lapdance by some topless girl whose name I'd never know.

I got really bored at the strip club I went to. I was actually more impressed with their polework then aroused. I don't know. Girls prancing around naked is not as fun as I thought it would be. Maybe it's because you don't get to fuck them. Oh well. Actually it was one of those real classy strip clubs where CEO dudes go after rigorous meetings and the women aren't raunchy at all. Not that I like either...or do I? I don't know.

Originally posted by Mayfuck
I got really bored at the strip club I went to. I was actually more impressed with their polework then aroused. I don't know. Girls prancing around naked is not as fun as I thought it would be. Maybe it's because you don't get to fuck them. Oh well. Actually it was one of those real classy strip clubs where CEO dudes go after rigorous meetings and the women aren't raunchy at all. Not that I like either...or do I? I don't know.

<font color="aquamarine">You're not easily fazed, are you?

Oh well. That can be a good thing.</font>

If you have never been to the Olympic Garden in Vegas, then you have never been to a strip club.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
If you have never been to the Olympic Garden in Vegas, then you have never been to a strip club. Oh, then I guess I've never been. No story for you!

Originally posted by relaxor!
Oh, then I guess I've never been. No story for you!

:(

Originally posted by relaxor!
Oh, then I guess I've never been. No story for you!
tell us please!

<font color="aquamarine">I got my dose of naked boobies via the movie Sorority Boys. Yes, it was lousy, but that blonde girl in all those shower scenes has got nice boobies.

My friend Hope (the pretty girl I mentioned earlier in the thread) said she wanted to size up the erection the guy has in the shower, and I asked her, "So you can compare it to your ex-boyfriend (whom she DESPISES now)?" She kinda pouted for a few minutes afterwards.

Eh, it's fun picking on her...she's a bit of a ditz.</font>

I've never felt the need to go to one. Just like i've never wanted to buy a playboy. It seems pointless and it just doesn't do it for me.

Um, it's not that great of a story. Just that we went and had a bad time and then on the way out my friend Nelson hooked up with one of them in the back of his car. We were locked out of the car and he was the one who had driven so we all just walked around for a long time. When we came back to the car after about an hour he was asleep in the passenger seat with his shirt off. The back seats had a mussled blanket on them and the windows were all fogged up. Apparently his virginity was lost.
See, it wasn't so great! Just look at my sig, it's neat. Huzzah!

Originally posted by relaxor!
Just look at my sig, it's neat. Huzzah!

<font color="aquamarine">I'm sorry, relaxor...I'm afraid I can't do that.

(Funny story, though)</font>

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">I'm sorry, relaxor...I'm afraid I can't do that.

(Funny story, though)</font> Okay. Thanks for responding to not one, but two of my posts. This is a great day for me.

your friend should thank his lucky stars he didnt catch herpes or something! :o

ok. im going to bed. i sleep on my stomach. goodnight.

ive never seen a naked woman in real life. i'd like to.. just once and see what they'd do for a buck. they probably wouldnt touch me though because 1. im a girl 2. i look way underage!

okay! goodnight.

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
your friend should thank his lucky stars he didnt catch herpes or something! :o

ok. im going to bed. i sleep on my stomach. goodnight.

ive never seen a naked woman in real life. i'd like to.. just once and see what they'd do for a buck. they probably wouldnt touch me though because 1. im a girl 2. i look way underage!

okay! goodnight.

You're a girl and you've never seen a naked woman? That's an accomplishment. Haven't you ever been in a locker room or...anything?

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">What was it like? </font>

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Why don't you go see for yourself stupid ass.</font>

i've been to 4 different strip places now; one time in each.

first one:
Centrefolds in Blackpool, England. £3 to get in, £5 a dance. the girls were good-looking but nothing to write home about. they stripped to their g-string. didn't especially rate it to be honest. i was taken their for my latest birthday - Feb of this year. didn't pay for anything.

second place:
some place in Prague, Czech Republic. £4 to get in with a 'free' drink voucher ...after that it £10 a dance or £20 for a group dance. the girls were better looking than in blackpool and stripped completely. dances seemed to last longer as well. i didn't actually get a dance that time, just sat there. the place was really well-lit tho so it was easy to look across at other people getting dances for free...not that i did, being the all-round spiffing gent that i am.

third place:
another place in Prague, Czech Republic. £5 to get in, £20 for a group dance (naked) or £40 for 30 mins on your own with her. let's not mess about, this place was a brothel first and a stripjoint second. seedy as hell, but the girls were stunning...some of them did look a little young tho. the lads i was with all clubbed together to get a group dance. i rated it but it wasn't worth twenty quid.

fourth place:
Too Hot To Handle in Blackpool, England. £5 entry, £10 a dance. this place was classy. they had dozens of girls walking about; blonde, brunettes, red-heads; black, white, asian, the lot. some were hit-and-miss...others were out of this world. i got a dance from the single most attractive female i've ever seen in my life. drinks were pricey tho. overall, this was the best i've been to.

damn. that's 4 strip-joints since Feb. they're alright but are expensive and frustrating, shall we say. make you feel like a right perv as well; which i suppose you are. i won't make a habit about frequenting them in the future i don't think.

Originally posted by scouse_dave
not that i did, being the all-round spiffing gent that i am.
..............
make you feel like a right perv as well; which i suppose you are.
i like the way you talk.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

Why don't you go see for yourself stupid ass.

<font color="aquamarine">Because I've stated that I'd rather not, smartass.</font>

Originally posted by David
i like the way you talk. i hate to disappoint, but i don't really talk like that...

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">Because I've stated that I'd rather not, smartass.</font>

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">What, are you afraid of getting a boner in public?</font>

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


What, are you afraid of getting a boner in public?

<font color="aquamarine">No, I'd just rather not. There are certain lines I'm not going to cross.</font>

Originally posted by Crippler


<font color="aquamarine">No, I'd just rather not. There are certain lines I'm not going to cross.</font>

<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Well you're not missing anything.</font>

Originally posted by scouse_dave
i hate to disappoint, but i don't really talk like that...
it's ok, I GUESS GEEZ

Originally posted by Lie


You're a girl and you've never seen a naked woman? That's an accomplishment. Haven't you ever been in a locker room or...anything?
of course. in gym all the girls would change in front of eachother. there were boobs everywhere. i never saw though because i changed in the bathroom. im awkward.

i've been to a couple strip joints. they are okay. my friend and i each wasted twenty bucks on a 'lesbian show' where the two chicks just pretended to eat each other out. :p i could never frequent one, though.

I think i'm going with my friend and our boyfriends for the 1st time sometime next week. We might go to the one Ben Affleck was caught at!

I bet if you came to the club I work at, you'd have fun. It's very clean and classy, beautiful women. I don't find it sleazy in the least bit. Some of the customers are, but that's unavoidable. Mostly it's young people coming to have a good time. The past couple of nights though, there was this old white haired couple sitting in the front row, they were probably 60-70 and the lady was wearing this low cut dress and she was really getting into it! Oh dear, I love my job.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
If you have never been to the Olympic Garden in Vegas, then you have never been to a strip club. that place has got nothing on Crazy Horse Too.

Originally posted by bornentertainer
She gets to my boyfriend, takes his hat off, sticks it down the front of her thong and rubs her coochie on it.

:rofl:

i used to do that to customers. i think it's a pretty standard "dollar trick."
i like going to strip clubs to compare them to the place i used to work. i look at their clothes and what tricks they can do and how they dance. i don't get turned on or anything. i just judge them :) some girls can do AMAZING things on the pole. i worked at a club for seven months and STILL could not climb the pole, so i know how hard some of that shit is to do.

by the way, where i used to work...
$20 to get in if you're under 21
$10 or $15 if you're over 21
full nude (that was up to us and how much money we were making though)
$25 lap dances
$10 lap dances if you got one between 6 and 9pm (which pissed us girls off, this was a new thing and i quit shortly after)
and then there were all these deals...
monday - $10 dances all night
tuesday - buy one get one free lapdances
wednesday - $1 longnecks
thursday - $1 admittance w/ college ID (and over 21)
friday and saturday - open later

Originally posted by Eve


i used to do that to customers. i think it's a pretty standard "dollar trick."
i like going to strip clubs to compare them to the place i used to work. i look at their clothes and what tricks they can do and how they dance. i don't get turned on or anything. i just judge them :) some girls can do AMAZING things on the pole. i worked at a club for seven months and STILL could not climb the pole, so i know how hard some of that shit is to do.
you have to introduce me to your stripper friends