The Gaddrow
08-10-2003, 07:59 AM
What should I do?
View Full Version : My girlfrend is drunk and wearing a calvin klien underwear waistband on her head... The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 07:59 AM What should I do? The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:01 AM And yes, it is just a waistband. The underpants have been removed. And yes, they were mine. She is still wearing them*. *she is wearing nothing else. scouse_dave 08-10-2003, 08:02 AM pics? seriously...i didn't know you had a gf these days. The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:02 AM I'm also eating a jumbo Jack*. And very drunk. *with cheese. scouse_dave 08-10-2003, 08:07 AM i used to rate Jumbo Jacks Esty 08-10-2003, 08:08 AM Originally posted by scouse_dave pics? I second this. andysong 08-10-2003, 08:11 AM why are you postin about this, you should be humping her, she could dump you any day now. The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:15 AM Originally posted by andysong you should be humping her, she could dump you any day now. Uhh, I did earlier. Really, she's wearing the waistband to my underpants on her head. Besides, she's eating a taco from Jack in the Box. The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:17 AM Originally posted by The Gaddrow Really, she's wearing the waistband to my underpants on her head. Did I mention that she kinda reminds me of Olivia Newtonb John in the whole "Let's get Physical" video thing? Nimrod's Son 08-10-2003, 08:19 AM You should be fucking her in the ass, you drunken bastard. The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:21 AM Originally posted by Nimrod's Son You should be fucking her in the ass, you drunken bastard. Me: "How do you feel about that?" Her: "I don't know." The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:22 AM She goes on to say... "I will fucking kill you." pastor 08-10-2003, 08:23 AM You should type about it some more on netphoria. It's been awhile since I've had the exquisite pleasure of listening to a guy gush about his motor functions-challenged girlfriend, and I'd really like that to change. Can you help me? The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:23 AM and then... "<i>burrrrrp</i> I'm kinda stuck down here." cap'n jazz 08-10-2003, 08:28 AM a/s/l The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:29 AM Originally posted by cap'n jazz a/s/l Her, or me? The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:32 AM Originally posted by pastor Can you help me? Sorry, I think I'll continue to enjoy her seemingly instinctual loss of lockjaw . pastor 08-10-2003, 08:39 AM Originally posted by The Gaddrow Sorry, I think I'll continue to enjoy her seemingly instinctual loss of lockjaw . :eek: Did she get caught on some rusty barbed wire when you smuggled her out of the institution? You should be more careful. The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:41 AM Originally posted by pastor Did she get caught on some rusty barbed wire when you smuggled her out of the institution? You've been there too? Any pointers for next time? pastor 08-10-2003, 08:49 AM Originally posted by The Gaddrow You've been there too? Any pointers for next time? Needless to say, the invalids are easy AND they don't mind it when they get shocked by the fences. Just throw their bodies up against that shit, and, after awhile, the juice will run out. This tactic also makes them all nice and toasty inside! The Gaddrow 08-10-2003, 08:51 AM Fuck you guys, I'm going to bed. She took off the headband*, so I think I can... *Now, I'm wearing the headband. cap'n jazz 08-10-2003, 09:09 AM Style factor ten, engage. twilightfadez 08-10-2003, 01:30 PM and so what finally happened? Shparticus 08-10-2003, 01:35 PM Well, considering she's eating Taco Bell, if you're gonna fuck her in the ass, you'd better do it right away, 'cause if you give her a half hour or so it's not gonna be an option. Prob'ly a moot point by now anyway. mootmootmootmootmootmootmootmootmootmootmootmootmo ot |