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Enzed 08-07-2003, 05:20 PM Taken from secret studio recording...
Paz:Hey Billy I wrote this great song...
Billy staring furiously
Billy:Didn't you get the post-it note Bitch!! This is my band!!! IT'S ABOUT ME!!!!!"
Paz: I'm sorry I didn't think you....
Billy: Yeah that's right I don't have you in my presence to think, now go be a good James Iha, sit there, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
twilightfadez 08-07-2003, 05:21 PM :rofl:
Boycott Graceland 08-07-2003, 06:21 PM :erm
Ghetto_Squirrel 08-07-2003, 07:00 PM Originally posted by Graveflower
0/5
If only it were possible.
ZackZ 08-07-2003, 07:07 PM That was so unfunny.
Paz: I was thinking.
Billy: About what.
Paz: Why the fuck you didn't put the best Zwan songs on the album.
Billy: FUCK YOU WHORE! YOU EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!
Enzed 08-07-2003, 07:07 PM Originally posted by Graveflower
0/5
Yeah, so I stole it off Blabbermouth. Big Deal.:p
Originally posted by Enzed
Billy: Yeah that's right I don't have you in my presence to think, now go be a good James Iha, sit there, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
That got a grin out of me.
Rider 08-07-2003, 07:29 PM Originally posted by ZackZ
That was so unfunny.
Paz: I was thinking.
Billy: About what.
Paz: Why the fuck you didn't put the best Zwan songs on the album.
Billy: FUCK YOU WHORE! YOU EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!
Then shit out my shit and I'll make you eat your shit that's made up of my shit.
Thoughtless 08-07-2003, 07:29 PM Originally posted by ZackZ
That was so unfunny.
Paz: I was thinking.
Billy: About what.
Paz: Why the fuck you didn't put the best Zwan songs on the album.
Billy: FUCK YOU WHORE! YOU EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!
that's not any funnier.
Injektilo 08-07-2003, 10:44 PM this thread is totally lacking any funny. by anyone.
siamesegod 08-07-2003, 11:17 PM Originally posted by Dead
I'm posting my picture again about the reason paz left cause the last one got deleted. :(
dead shouldn't post porn
hey dead. would you post the picture of that fat boy and turtle... i would love to see it again!
killed radio star 08-07-2003, 11:17 PM i'm considering registering additional screennames to rate this lower.
Enzed 08-07-2003, 11:23 PM Possibly...
WURST.THREAD.EVAR?:cool:
Originally posted by siamesegod
hey dead. would you post the picture of that fat boy and turtle... i would love to see it again!
Gladly. ;)
http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg
jack_kerouac03 08-08-2003, 01:40 AM Billy: (singing) Desire, fade away . . . .
Paz: (singing) DEE-SIIIIRRRREEEE
Billy: what the fuck was that?
Paz: I was singing back-up . . .
Billy: What did we tell you when you joined the band? The only time you open you mouth is when my pants, Jimmy's pants, or Matt's pants are down. And where the fuck are your highlights and glasses? I told you I want you to look like James before you start giving me head.
Paz: Sorry, Billy . . . :(
Billy: And don't call me that. The name is Glass, bitch.
Boycott Graceland 08-08-2003, 02:42 AM Originally posted by Dead
Gladly. ;)
http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg
not even philip can save this thread.
Thoughtless 08-08-2003, 05:19 AM I don't mean to be mean, but....yes, this thread is horribly unfunny.
severin 08-08-2003, 05:30 AM it's not even remotely funny....sorry
siamesegod 08-08-2003, 07:24 AM Originally posted by Dead
Gladly. ;)
http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg
thank you!!! these pictures save my day...
disslunker 08-08-2003, 08:20 AM oh i think its wrought of hilarity.
Caine Walker 08-08-2003, 02:46 PM :dammit:
someone stop this. please.
siamesegod 08-08-2003, 04:05 PM Originally posted by Caine Walker
:dammit:
someone stop this. please.
why?
sosnumculfer 08-12-2003, 12:21 AM http://www.goatse.cx
NOW this is the worst thred ever
DoctaSoma 08-12-2003, 01:16 AM Classic Chris, you made me laugh and I'm a long way from home
Enzed 08-12-2003, 04:06 PM Originally posted by DoctaSoma
Classic Chris, you made me laugh and I'm a long way from home
WHERE ARE YUO? SAVING GORRILAS IN TEH MIST IN KENYAS?:confused:
DoctaSoma 08-13-2003, 05:24 AM Originally posted by Enzed
WHERE ARE YUO? SAVING GORRILAS IN TEH MIST IN KENYAS?:confused:
Close
I spent 11 weeks working at a hospital in Kenya, then 1 week on holiday in Uganda. I couldn't see or save the Gorillas but I did see chimps in the mist. And now I'm in Egypt, I'm having the time of my life but I'm tired and grumpy right now because its 44C and I've just been out in the desert looking at tombs.
I'll be back in NZ on Monday, so hopefully we've got some trading to catch up on.
-Ben
Note: I've only bothered to check Netphoria because I had a bit of boring spare time and its sooo hot an internet cafe with A/C is appealing to waste time in. I'm not that dependent on my Netphorian umbilical.
Enzed 08-13-2003, 03:54 PM Awesome!
Catch you then-
Chris.
bahahahaha-this isnt originally mine, dont give me credit for it....
The thread sucks, so since going off-topic isnt a bad thing anymore, can anyone tell me how to post an image without using the attachment horseshit? Is it just the image tag or what?
Jacobian 08-15-2003, 03:46 PM Originally posted by jack_kerouac03
Billy: And don't call me that. The name is Glass, bitch.
:rofl:
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