View Full Version : NEWS FLASH! Reason Paz left!


Enzed
08-07-2003, 05:20 PM
Taken from secret studio recording...


Paz:Hey Billy I wrote this great song...
Billy staring furiously
Billy:Didn't you get the post-it note Bitch!! This is my band!!! IT'S ABOUT ME!!!!!"
Paz: I'm sorry I didn't think you....
Billy: Yeah that's right I don't have you in my presence to think, now go be a good James Iha, sit there, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

twilightfadez
08-07-2003, 05:21 PM
:rofl:

Boycott Graceland
08-07-2003, 06:21 PM
:erm

Ghetto_Squirrel
08-07-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Graveflower
0/5

If only it were possible.

ZackZ
08-07-2003, 07:07 PM
That was so unfunny.

Paz: I was thinking.
Billy: About what.
Paz: Why the fuck you didn't put the best Zwan songs on the album.
Billy: FUCK YOU WHORE! YOU EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!

Enzed
08-07-2003, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Graveflower
0/5

Yeah, so I stole it off Blabbermouth. Big Deal.:p

Ugly
08-07-2003, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Enzed
Billy: Yeah that's right I don't have you in my presence to think, now go be a good James Iha, sit there, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

That got a grin out of me.

Rider
08-07-2003, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by ZackZ
That was so unfunny.

Paz: I was thinking.
Billy: About what.
Paz: Why the fuck you didn't put the best Zwan songs on the album.
Billy: FUCK YOU WHORE! YOU EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!

Then shit out my shit and I'll make you eat your shit that's made up of my shit.

Thoughtless
08-07-2003, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by ZackZ
That was so unfunny.

Paz: I was thinking.
Billy: About what.
Paz: Why the fuck you didn't put the best Zwan songs on the album.
Billy: FUCK YOU WHORE! YOU EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!

that's not any funnier.

Injektilo
08-07-2003, 10:44 PM
this thread is totally lacking any funny. by anyone.

siamesegod
08-07-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Dead
I'm posting my picture again about the reason paz left cause the last one got deleted. :(

dead shouldn't post porn

hey dead. would you post the picture of that fat boy and turtle... i would love to see it again!

killed radio star
08-07-2003, 11:17 PM
i'm considering registering additional screennames to rate this lower.

Enzed
08-07-2003, 11:23 PM
Possibly...

WURST.THREAD.EVAR?:cool:

Dead
08-08-2003, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by siamesegod
hey dead. would you post the picture of that fat boy and turtle... i would love to see it again!
Gladly. ;)

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg

jack_kerouac03
08-08-2003, 01:40 AM
Billy: (singing) Desire, fade away . . . .
Paz: (singing) DEE-SIIIIRRRREEEE
Billy: what the fuck was that?
Paz: I was singing back-up . . .
Billy: What did we tell you when you joined the band? The only time you open you mouth is when my pants, Jimmy's pants, or Matt's pants are down. And where the fuck are your highlights and glasses? I told you I want you to look like James before you start giving me head.
Paz: Sorry, Billy . . . :(
Billy: And don't call me that. The name is Glass, bitch.

Boycott Graceland
08-08-2003, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by Dead

Gladly. ;)

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg
not even philip can save this thread.

Thoughtless
08-08-2003, 05:19 AM
I don't mean to be mean, but....yes, this thread is horribly unfunny.

severin
08-08-2003, 05:30 AM
it's not even remotely funny....sorry

siamesegod
08-08-2003, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by Dead

Gladly. ;)

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg

thank you!!! these pictures save my day...

disslunker
08-08-2003, 08:20 AM
oh i think its wrought of hilarity.

Caine Walker
08-08-2003, 02:46 PM
:dammit:

someone stop this. please.

siamesegod
08-08-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Caine Walker
:dammit:

someone stop this. please.

why?

sosnumculfer
08-12-2003, 12:21 AM
http://www.goatse.cx

NOW this is the worst thred ever

DoctaSoma
08-12-2003, 01:16 AM
Classic Chris, you made me laugh and I'm a long way from home

Enzed
08-12-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by DoctaSoma
Classic Chris, you made me laugh and I'm a long way from home

WHERE ARE YUO? SAVING GORRILAS IN TEH MIST IN KENYAS?:confused:

DoctaSoma
08-13-2003, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by Enzed


WHERE ARE YUO? SAVING GORRILAS IN TEH MIST IN KENYAS?:confused:

Close

I spent 11 weeks working at a hospital in Kenya, then 1 week on holiday in Uganda. I couldn't see or save the Gorillas but I did see chimps in the mist. And now I'm in Egypt, I'm having the time of my life but I'm tired and grumpy right now because its 44C and I've just been out in the desert looking at tombs.

I'll be back in NZ on Monday, so hopefully we've got some trading to catch up on.

-Ben

Note: I've only bothered to check Netphoria because I had a bit of boring spare time and its sooo hot an internet cafe with A/C is appealing to waste time in. I'm not that dependent on my Netphorian umbilical.

Enzed
08-13-2003, 03:54 PM
Awesome!

Catch you then-

Chris.

Tama
08-13-2003, 04:30 PM
bahahahaha-this isnt originally mine, dont give me credit for it....

Tama
08-13-2003, 04:31 PM
The thread sucks, so since going off-topic isnt a bad thing anymore, can anyone tell me how to post an image without using the attachment horseshit? Is it just the image tag or what?

Jacobian
08-15-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by jack_kerouac03
Billy: And don't call me that. The name is Glass, bitch.

:rofl: