View Full Version : Ladies (or Gents) What were you thinking the first time you took a cock in the mouth?


paranoid
08-03-2003, 04:57 PM
Hell, why not.. and the pussy too. If you've taken it in the ass, don't hesitate to tell that story as well.

Anyone do nasal?

spa ced
08-03-2003, 05:00 PM
Is this thing on ?

Toby
08-03-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by paranoid
Anyone do nasal? eww

beef curtains
08-03-2003, 05:06 PM
"i have no clue what i'm doing"

shaniqua
08-03-2003, 05:12 PM
"why is it flaccid?"

beef curtains
08-03-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by shaunna
"why is it flaccid?"

:rofl:

Kinejo
08-03-2003, 05:13 PM
the title of the thread makes me laugh

Toby
08-03-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by shaunna
"why is it flaccid?" oh no!

shaniqua
08-03-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Toby
oh no!

he wouldn't tell me why until awhile after--- because he'd already jerked off an hour before in the bathroom after we were making out in public (the heavier petting continued in the car) :D

Toby
08-03-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by shaunna


he wouldn't tell me why until awhile after--- because he'd already jerked off an hour before in the bathroom after we were making out in public (the heavier petting continued in the car) :D was it a public bathroom?

shaniqua
08-03-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Toby
was it a public bathroom?

yep.

Logan12
08-03-2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by shaunna


yep. I've caught people in a public bathroom once that was too funny.......... makes me wish I could say I have done it in a public bathroom.

miss world
08-03-2003, 05:44 PM
eww.

Toby
08-03-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Logan12
makes me wish I could say I have done it in a public bathroom. I have :D on more than one occassion:erm

Lizard Queen
08-03-2003, 06:10 PM
"I think I'm going to vomit."

jenniferkate
08-03-2003, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by So very sad about me
"i have no clue what i'm doing"

that and "how do i breathe?"

bonsor
08-03-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by jenniferkate


that and "how do i breathe?" <img src="http://www.lungusa.org/diseases/art/resp_sys2.gif">

jenniferkate
08-03-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by ******
<img src="http://www.lungusa.org/diseases/art/resp_sys2.gif">

bonsor
08-03-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by jenniferkate
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=463378">

jenniferkate
08-03-2003, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by ******
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=463378">

i love you

strange_one
08-03-2003, 11:50 PM
<font color=33FFFF> sorry, can't be part of this thread</font>

Fattening Ass
08-03-2003, 11:52 PM
i haven't sucked cock. sorry dudes.

Mooney
08-04-2003, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by shaunna
"why is it flaccid?"

it happens! :( at least i can use alcohol as an excuse in my case.

lucky_13
08-04-2003, 12:13 AM
it was alot softer than i expected. not soft like flaccid but soft and smooth and :p

Helena Handbasket
08-04-2003, 01:25 AM
"Hmm. I thought this would taste gross, but it just tastes like skin.. hmm.. this isn't so bad... yeah... I kinda like this... oh yeah.... jfjfjfjdksljflkjfkldfjklds WTF? WHY DID MY MOUTH JUST FILL WITH THE TASTE OF HOT FERMENTED SEA WATER??!!"

wangcomputers
08-04-2003, 01:36 AM
"mm better than chicken"

Fattening Ass
08-04-2003, 01:38 AM
lol. "Mmm.. tastes like chicken"

wangcomputers
08-04-2003, 01:42 AM
http://www.stutzman-environmental.com/rooster.jpg

guz
08-07-2003, 01:56 PM
oralsexoralsexoralsexoralsexoralsex

sickbadthing
08-07-2003, 02:14 PM
Y'all are fucking gross.

mrs_burns
08-07-2003, 02:16 PM
well i was 12 or 13 and i thought OMG i can t believe i m doing this! it was weird

jczeroman
08-07-2003, 02:33 PM
"why do we have to keep this a secret grandpa?"

cap'n jazz
08-07-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by jczeroman
"why do we have to keep this a secret grandpa?"

Gold!

mrs_burns
08-07-2003, 03:31 PM
cum tastes so gross. but you get used to it... sorta...

ava transformer
08-07-2003, 05:22 PM
eww why!!!, but now it's like 2nd nature.

Nimrod's Son
08-07-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
"Hmm. I thought this would taste gross, but it just tastes like skin.. hmm.. this isn't so bad... yeah... I kinda like this... oh yeah.... jfjfjfjdksljflkjfkldfjklds WTF? WHY DID MY MOUTH JUST FILL WITH THE TASTE OF HOT FERMENTED SEA WATER??!!" I love when chicks are willing to rub the lamp but then get shocked when they see the genie.

Ihaman
08-07-2003, 05:31 PM
i was thinking 'wow he has a really nice torso'

Helena Handbasket
08-07-2003, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I love when chicks are willing to rub the lamp but then get shocked when they see the genie.

It's not like I wasn't expecting it... but I wasn't expecting it. You know?

ShinyMcShine
08-07-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I love when chicks are willing to rub the lamp but then get shocked when they see the genie.

http://picturehost.homestead.com/files/Sperm_Genie.jpg


:rofl:

akaneironokaze
10-23-2003, 07:48 PM
:eek:

BeautifulLoser
10-23-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by akaneironokaze
:eek:

DON'T DO THAT YOU FUCKING PUSSY WAFFLE

akaneironokaze
10-23-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by BeautifulLoser


DON'T DO THAT YOU FUCKING PUSSY WAFFLE

:eek:

mpp
10-23-2003, 08:16 PM
.

Silverstream
10-23-2003, 08:47 PM
"Maybe I'm a lesbian..."

then of course you get moan or a thrust and you think "fuck i am great. i could do this all day."

meow
10-23-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Lizard Queen
"I think I'm going to vomit."

oui henri
10-23-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by jczeroman
"why do we have to keep this a secret grandpa?" i can't stop laughing at that

meow
10-23-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
"WTF? WHY DID MY MOUTH JUST FILL WITH THE TASTE OF HOT FERMENTED SEA WATER??!!"

:rofl:

vanilla
10-23-2003, 09:15 PM
"why the fuck am i doing this?"

dishpan
10-24-2003, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
"Hmm. I thought this would taste gross, but it just tastes like skin.. hmm.. this isn't so bad... yeah... I kinda like this... oh yeah.... jfjfjfjdksljflkjfkldfjklds WTF? WHY DID MY MOUTH JUST FILL WITH THE TASTE OF HOT FERMENTED SEA WATER??!!"

so the first time you ever put a guy in your mouth, you were able to make him climax? impressive

sawdust restaurants
10-24-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by dishpan
so the first time you ever put a guy in your mouth, you were able to make him climax? impressive

On the list of things that are hard to do, making a guy climax is sandwiched in between making macaroni and cheese and taking a nap.

crescentfresh
10-24-2003, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


On the list of things that are hard to do, making a guy climax is sandwiched in between making macaroni and cheese and taking a nap.

:rofl:

meow
10-24-2003, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


On the list of things that are hard to do, making a guy climax is sandwiched in between making macaroni and cheese and taking a nap.


:rofl:

Mariner
10-24-2003, 12:33 AM
Case in point: the two consecutive posts with the rolling smiley made me climax.

Fletcher
10-24-2003, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by mrs_burns
well i was 12 or 13 and i thought OMG i can t believe i m doing this! it was weird

12 or 13??? :eek:

sweet jesus christ!

Nimrod's Son
10-24-2003, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by akaneironokaze


:eek: Wow, you found a way to be more annoying. Go you.

dishpan
10-24-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


On the list of things that are hard to do, making a guy climax is sandwiched in between making macaroni and cheese and taking a nap.

:erm
if you say so

Kumar Littlejeans
10-24-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by shaunna


he wouldn't tell me why until awhile after--- because he'd already jerked off an hour before in the bathroom after we were making out in public (the heavier petting continued in the car) :D


No optimism, that man.
...or sense of focus.

Ugly
10-24-2003, 01:59 PM
"Well, he <I>is</I> my priest so maybe this'll get me into Heaven. . ."

Fletcher
10-24-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Ugly
"Well, he <I>is</I> my priest so maybe this'll get me into Heaven. . ."

golden one!

kamikaze
10-24-2003, 04:37 PM
wanna pizza pie, pizza, pizza pie

peabody
10-24-2003, 04:52 PM
"it looks weird. what's with this vein? ewww..."

since then, it's gotten easier.

and i hardly have a gag reflex anyways. muahaha.

Fattening Ass
10-24-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by peabody
"it looks weird. what's with this vein? ewww..."

since then, it's gotten easier.

and i hardly have a gag reflex anyways. muahaha. soon...you'll be taking it in das butt.

Human Replica Droid
10-24-2003, 05:18 PM
"Wow. So, I'm finally doing this, huh? :think: Oh well. :D WHEEE!!!"