View Full Version : My Card Came In The Mail Today: I Am Officially A Member Of The Ku Klux Klan!!!!!!!!


coffee spoons
07-25-2003, 12:38 PM
I JOINED THE REALM OF VIRGINIA CHAPTER OF THE MYSTIC KNIGHTS 0F THE KU KLUX KLAN LAST WEEK AT A RALLY IN SOUTHERN VIRGINIA. I JUST GOT MY CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY. AS A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE KKK I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE FINALLY HAS SOME PURPOSE. ANY OF YOU HERE WHO KNOW ME KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. IF NOT JUST ASK AARON OR CHRIS BECAUSE THEY MAY NOT BE WHITE RACIALISTS LIKE ME BUT THEY NO HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME. MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION AND WHITE SUPREMACY IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME. I THINK MY KNOWLEDGE OF ISSUES FACING YOUNG WHITE PEOPLE LIEK MYSELF TODAY WILL BE INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY WITH THIS MAJOR LIFE DECISION I HAVE JUST MADE. HATRED4LIFEBITCH!!!

Caligula
07-25-2003, 12:40 PM
ATTN: Dave "Travis" Meeks

Desi
07-25-2003, 12:40 PM
marlon brando is funnier.

crescentfresh
07-25-2003, 12:41 PM
no one is funny anymore.

coffee spoons
07-25-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Desi
marlon brando is funnier.

MARLIN BRANDO IS A FUCKING GREASY GREASBALL, W.O.P., DAGO, GUINEAU BASTARD WHO DOESNT NO SHIT FROM SHINOLA WOMAN.

jczeroman
07-25-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by crescentfresh
no one is funny anymore.

http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

Donkey
07-25-2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by coffee spoons
I JOINED THE REALM OF VIRGINIA CHAPTER OF THE MYSTIC KNIGHTS 0F THE KU KLUX KLAN LAST WEEK AT A RALLY IN SOUTHERN VIRGINIA. I JUST GOT MY CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY. AS A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE KKK I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE FINALLY HAS SOME PURPOSE. ANY OF YOU HERE WHO KNOW ME KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. IF NOT JUST ASK AARON OR CHRIS BECAUSE THEY MAY NOT BE WHITE RACIALISTS LIKE ME BUT THEY NO HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME. MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION AND WHITE SUPREMACY IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME. I THINK MY KNOWLEDGE OF ISSUES FACING YOUNG WHITE PEOPLE LIEK MYSELF TODAY WILL BE INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY WITH THIS MAJOR LIFE DECISION I HAVE JUST MADE. HATRED4LIFEBITCH!!!

nimrod?

Ugly
07-25-2003, 01:27 PM
I grinned a few times, actually and let out a amused snort.

Note: All caps do not always equal teh funnie. Varry it up then go caps crazy at the end, makes more impact.

Orchestra
07-25-2003, 01:32 PM
You are no Julian, so stop trying to be.

lawson
07-25-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by crescentfresh
no one is funny anymore.

except for john stewart

Spaceboy917
07-25-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by PhantomFM


except for john stewart

Boner
07-25-2003, 02:21 PM
kevin you are such a fucking douche sometimes it's unbelievable. i just wanna say that you're my friend but sppunk is the one who told him of netphoria.

the sad thing is that he really does wanna join the klan but lacks the iniative to do it. he also wants to join NORML but lacks the iniative, which is pretty fucking funny.

Desi
07-25-2003, 02:22 PM
LOL IMAGINE ACE OF ACES POSTING IN HIS OWN THREAD LOL

killed radio star
07-25-2003, 02:23 PM
[-|--------] <--- funny level :\

Boner
07-25-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Desi
LOL IMAGINE ACE OF ACES POSTING IN HIS OWN THREAD LOL

i know right. pretty fucking predictable.

Desi
07-25-2003, 02:29 PM
:)

sppunk
07-25-2003, 06:10 PM
Kevin, you're more fucked up than a nigger's flip-flop.

With that said, I hope a mob murders you and throw's you in the Alleghany.