...and one of my eyes was all swolen. It's not the eyeball itself, but the eyelid part. I suspect a bug bit my eye at night, or I have pink eye.

:erm

i thought you were gonna say "with a wine glass in my hand. who's wine? white wine. where the hell did i dine... must have been dream. come on. let's do it again." you should have.

my penis was missing.

haha


uh.that happened to me when i was 6. horrible shit to go to school unable to see out of one eye. sorry. :(

I can see just fine. It just looks strange. I look like this: 0_o

Go to your mechanic, they can fix anything.