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jenniferkate

07-06-2003, 10:45 PM

FAIRY TALE<img src="http://www.fuali.com/o.gif" align="left" alt="O" />nce upon a time there has a young YES-MAN named OMAR. He was SLEEPILY DANCING in the MARVELOUS forest when he met MASSIVE NAIRB, a run-away MUPPET from the FUNTACULAR Queen JOAN CRAWFORD.OMAR could see that MASSIVE NAIRB was hungry so he reached into his FISHTANK and give him his WARM GIN. MASSIVE NAIRB was thankful for OMAR's GIN, so he told OMAR a very FUZZY story about Queen JOAN CRAWFORD's daughter JK. How her mother, the FUNTACULAR Queen JOAN CRAWFORD, kept her locked away in a CHRYSLER BUILDING protected by a gigantic KITTEN, because JK was so LICK-INDUCING.OMAR FROLICKED. He vowed to MASSIVE NAIRB the MUPPET that he would save the LICK-INDUCING JK. He would DEFENESTRATE the KITTEN, and take JK far away from her eveil mother, the FUNTACULAR Queen JOAN CRAWFORD, and HOP her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREGARIOUS MONSOON and MASSIVE NAIRB the MUPPET began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KITTEN from his story. FUNTACULAR Queen JOAN CRAWFORD EVISCERATED out from behind a BOTTLE and struck OMAR dead. In the far off CHRYSLER BUILDING you could hear a WHEEEEEE.THE END.<a href="http://www.fuali.com/bold_words.aspx?story=Fairy_Tale">Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com</a>

Vulva

07-06-2003, 10:47 PM

One upon a time this bitch married an asshole cause he was rich.

THE END

noyen

07-06-2003, 10:58 PM

nce upon a time there has a young KIND LADY named GROARK. He was HURRIDLY RUNNING in the LARGE forest when he met SUCKY BRIAN, a run-away HARBERDASHER from the FULLFILLING Queen DITA.

GROARK could see that SUCKY BRIAN was hungry so he reached into his RONCO FOOD DEHYDRATOR and give him his LONG TAI. SUCKY BRIAN was thankful for GROARK's TAI, so he told GROARK a very HARD story about Queen DITA's daughter JENNIFER. How her mother, the FULLFILLING Queen DITA, kept her locked away in a ARCH protected by a gigantic DUCK BILLED PLATYPUS, because JENNIFER was so MUSHY.

GROARK FELCHED. He vowed to SUCKY BRIAN the HARBERDASHER that he would save the MUSHY JENNIFER. He would FISTFUCK the DUCK BILLED PLATYPUS, and take JENNIFER far away from her eveil mother, the FULLFILLING Queen DITA, and RUSTY TRUMPET her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DARK MARTHA STEWART TYPHOON and SUCKY BRIAN the HARBERDASHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DUCK BILLED PLATYPUS from his story. FULLFILLING Queen DITA RAN out from behind a PEN and struck GROARK dead. In the far off ARCH you could hear a BIZZOOP.

THE END.

miss world

07-07-2003, 12:26 AM

FAIRY TALE<img src="http://www.fuali.com/o.gif" align="left" alt="O" />nce upon a time there has a young POTIONS MASTER named MARK. He was CLUMSILY QUEEFING in the SEXY forest when he met JUICY CALUM, a run-away BIKINI WAXER from the CHALKY Queen STEFANIE.MARK could see that JUICY CALUM was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his FLUFFLY MONGOLIAN. JUICY CALUM was thankful for MARK's MONGOLIAN, so he told MARK a very SKANKY story about Queen STEFANIE's daughter DESI. How her mother, the CHALKY Queen STEFANIE, kept her locked away in a LOG CABIN protected by a gigantic ANTEATER, because DESI was so DIM.MARK SPAT. He vowed to JUICY CALUM the BIKINI WAXER that he would save the DIM DESI. He would ITCH the ANTEATER, and take DESI far away from her eveil mother, the CHALKY Queen STEFANIE, and SWALLOW her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a LACY TORNADO and JUICY CALUM the BIKINI WAXER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANTEATER from his story. CHALKY Queen STEFANIE LISTENED out from behind a GHERKIN and struck MARK dead. In the far off LOG CABIN you could hear a TING!.THE END.<a href="http://www.fuali.com/bold_words.aspx?story=Fairy_Tale">Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com</a>

beef curtains

07-07-2003, 12:49 AM

Once upon a time there has a young EXOTIC DANCER named DAVE. He was HORNILY FUCKING in the WARM forest when he met HOT EL SENOR, a run-away FLUFFER from the EROTIC Queen LA SENORITA.

DAVE could see that HOT EL SENOR was hungry so he reached into his USED CONDOM and give him his LOVING CALAMARI. HOT EL SENOR was thankful for DAVE's CALAMARI, so he told DAVE a very MELTED story about Queen LA SENORITA's daughter SHANNON. How her mother, the EROTIC Queen LA SENORITA, kept her locked away in a SHANTY protected by a gigantic ATTACK CAT, because SHANNON was so TAINTED.

DAVE PENETRATED. He vowed to HOT EL SENOR the FLUFFER that he would save the TAINTED SHANNON. He would SEE the ATTACK CAT, and take SHANNON far away from her eveil mother, the EROTIC Queen LA SENORITA, and HUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BEEFY HAILSTORM and HOT EL SENOR the FLUFFER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ATTACK CAT from his story. EROTIC Queen LA SENORITA DID out from behind a HANDCUFFS and struck DAVE dead. In the far off SHANTY you could hear a SQUEAL.

THE END.

Ugly

07-07-2003, 12:51 AM

FAIRY TALE<img src="http://www.fuali.com/o.gif" align="left" alt="O" />nce upon a time there has a young PROFESSIONAL COCK SUCKER named SANCHO. He was PATIENTLY JERKING in the BITE SIZED forest when he met SMALL ROGER EBERT, a run-away THE-RAPIST from the GIGANTIC Queen KATE BREWSTER.SANCHO could see that SMALL ROGER EBERT was hungry so he reached into his CRACK PIPE and give him his REALLY GAY HUMAN FLESH. SMALL ROGER EBERT was thankful for SANCHO's HUMAN FLESH, so he told SANCHO a very REALLY REALLY GAY story about Queen KATE BREWSTER's daughter SARAH CONNOR. How her mother, the GIGANTIC Queen KATE BREWSTER, kept her locked away in a THAT FUCKED UP HOTEL FROM "GHOSTBUSTERS" protected by a gigantic GIGANTIC FUCKIN SPIDER, because SARAH CONNOR was so TOUCHING.SANCHO JACKING OFF. He vowed to SMALL ROGER EBERT the THE-RAPIST that he would save the TOUCHING SARAH CONNOR. He would PUNCH the GIGANTIC FUCKIN SPIDER, and take SARAH CONNOR far away from her eveil mother, the GIGANTIC Queen KATE BREWSTER, and DANCE her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a GAY SHITTING and SMALL ROGER EBERT the THE-RAPIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIGANTIC FUCKIN SPIDER from his story. GIGANTIC Queen KATE BREWSTER SMELLED out from behind a 11 INCH BLACK DILDO and struck SANCHO dead. In the far off THAT FUCKED UP HOTEL FROM "GHOSTBUSTERS" you could hear a BUR-LAP.THE END.<a href="http://www.fuali.com/bold_words.aspx?story=Fairy_Tale">Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com</a>

dusty

07-07-2003, 04:59 AM

i did not enjoy this thead as much as i had hoped i would :(

Thoughtless

07-07-2003, 05:13 AM

*swallows desi* :erm

miss world

07-07-2003, 03:52 PM

oh bump.

Ihaman

07-07-2003, 03:59 PM

FAIRY TALE<img src="http://www.fuali.com/o.gif" align="left" alt="O" />nce upon a time there has a young FORNICATOR named TYRONE. He was DALAPIDATINGLY WHORING in the WHITE forest when he met DISCOMBOBULATED MALHANGANIT, a run-away ACCOUNTANT from the FORENZIC Queen SHAWNIQUA.TYRONE could see that DISCOMBOBULATED MALHANGANIT was hungry so he reached into his CD-HOLDER and give him his ORIGINAL BARBECUED LEMONS. DISCOMBOBULATED MALHANGANIT was thankful for TYRONE's BARBECUED LEMONS, so he told TYRONE a very PALPABLE story about Queen SHAWNIQUA's daughter DAHLILA. How her mother, the FORENZIC Queen SHAWNIQUA, kept her locked away in a PORT-O-POTTY protected by a gigantic REPUBLICAN, because DAHLILA was so RICO-SUAVE.TYRONE CAME. He vowed to DISCOMBOBULATED MALHANGANIT the ACCOUNTANT that he would save the RICO-SUAVE DAHLILA. He would KUNG-FU FIGHT the REPUBLICAN, and take DAHLILA far away from her eveil mother, the FORENZIC Queen SHAWNIQUA, and SPIT her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a DELUXE WIND and DISCOMBOBULATED MALHANGANIT the ACCOUNTANT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic REPUBLICAN from his story. FORENZIC Queen SHAWNIQUA CLEAR out from behind a DIP WELL and struck TYRONE dead. In the far off PORT-O-POTTY you could hear a ZING.THE END.<a href="http://www.fuali.com/bold_words.aspx?story=Fairy_Tale">Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com</a>

slugdownkoolaid

07-07-2003, 04:08 PM

FAIRY TALE<img src="http://www.fuali.com/o.gif" align="left" alt="O" />nce upon a time there has a young PIMP named FELIX MITCHELL. He was GIVING PIMPING in the MACKIN' ASS forest when he met MACKIN-ASS ICEBERG SLIM, a run-away PIMP from the SKANKY Queen SYPHILLIS.FELIX MITCHELL could see that MACKIN-ASS ICEBERG SLIM was hungry so he reached into his PLASTIC BAGGIE and give him his GOLDEN PUSSY. MACKIN-ASS ICEBERG SLIM was thankful for FELIX MITCHELL's PUSSY, so he told FELIX MITCHELL a very ALMIGHTY story about Queen SYPHILLIS's daughter GONORRHEA. How her mother, the SKANKY Queen SYPHILLIS, kept her locked away in a WHOREHOUSE protected by a gigantic WOOKIE, because GONORRHEA was so PAID .FELIX MITCHELL FUCKED. He vowed to MACKIN-ASS ICEBERG SLIM the PIMP that he would save the PAID GONORRHEA. He would PAY the WOOKIE, and take GONORRHEA far away from her eveil mother, the SKANKY Queen SYPHILLIS, and PIMP her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a BOOMIN' LIGHTNING and MACKIN-ASS ICEBERG SLIM the PIMP began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOOKIE from his story. SKANKY Queen SYPHILLIS FUCK out from behind a DILDO and struck FELIX MITCHELL dead. In the far off WHOREHOUSE you could hear a MOANING.THE END.<a href="http://www.fuali.com/bold_words.aspx?story=Fairy_Tale">Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com</a>

Toby

07-07-2003, 04:09 PM

FAIRY TALE<img src="http://www.fuali.com/o.gif" align="left" alt="O" />nce upon a time there has a young FLORIST named ROBBIE. He was QUICKLY POUNDING in the SLOPPY forest when he met SAD DANIEL, a run-away JANITOR from the FAST Queen JANE.ROBBIE could see that SAD DANIEL was hungry so he reached into his TUPERWARE? and give him his FUNKY SOUSE. SAD DANIEL was thankful for ROBBIE's SOUSE, so he told ROBBIE a very LOUD story about Queen JANE's daughter KIM. How her mother, the FAST Queen JANE, kept her locked away in a POST OFFICE protected by a gigantic PIG, because KIM was so STICKY.ROBBIE CRIED. He vowed to SAD DANIEL the JANITOR that he would save the STICKY KIM. He would LAUGH the PIG, and take KIM far away from her eveil mother, the FAST Queen JANE, and SUCK her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a STINKY VOMIT and SAD DANIEL the JANITOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PIG from his story. FAST Queen JANE RAN out from behind a KEYBOARD and struck ROBBIE dead. In the far off POST OFFICE you could hear a *FART*.THE END.<a href="http://www.fuali.com/bold_words.aspx?story=Fairy_Tale">Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com</a>

slugdownkoolaid

07-07-2003, 04:17 PM

mines the best :D

jenniferkate

07-07-2003, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by dusty
i did not enjoy this thead as much as i had hoped i would :(

c'est la vie! the cut/uncut poll sketches me out. :(