<font color="9999ff">moms are great.</font>

Sometimes (rarely) my mom will give me money for gas and go "and this is NOT for cigarettes."

I always spend it on cigarettes, anyway.

your mom gave me AIDS :(

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
Sometimes (rarely) my mom will give me money for gas and go "and this is NOT for cigarettes."

I always spend it on cigarettes, anyway. <font color="9999ff">it's not quite the same :(</font>

My mom doesn't smoke. Nor do I. But I understand.

Originally posted by Victor_Mancini
your mom gave me AIDS :( <font color="9999ff">a few days ago i asked my mom if i could have a sip of her soda, so she pulled the top off and took the straw out then gave me some. i was like "what, mom, are you afraid you've got something?" and she was like "yes" and i was like "............:erm"
:erm</font>

Originally posted by dusty
<font color="9999ff">a few days ago i asked my mom if i could have a sip of her soda, so she pulled the top off and took the straw out then gave me some. i was like "what, mom, are you afraid you've got something?" and she was like "yes" and i was like "............:erm"
:erm</font>

it was cooties.

Originally posted by dusty
<font color="9999ff">a few days ago i asked my mom if i could have a sip of her soda, so she pulled the top off and took the straw out then gave me some. i was like "what, mom, are you afraid you've got something?" and she was like "yes" and i was like "............:erm"
:erm</font>

but what can you give/get by sharing a drink? I can't think of anything serious

Originally posted by Victor_Mancini


but what can you give/get by sharing a drink? I can't think of anything serious

Originally posted by Ann Ominous


cooties.

Originally posted by Victor_Mancini


but what can you give/get by sharing a drink? I can't think of anything serious <font color="9999ff">my mom is just a cooky lady.</font>

Originally posted by dusty
<font color="9999ff">my mom is just a cootie lady.</font>

she sure is.

what kind of cigarettes?

requesting permission to derail topic to discussion about cigarette brand preference.

People seriously have issues buying a pack of cigarettes sometimes?

I've never had an issue buying a pack. Don't you guys have any available credit, or anything you can dig into for 5$? If not, that's really sad.

In a way, your mom giving cigs to you is good. But in another way, it's terrible and promotes lung cancer. I'm sorry, I'm a downer, I know. :(

Originally posted by undivinemartyr
it's promotes lung cancer.source?

you need to visit the t.r.u.t.h. website. cigarettes are dumn. if your going to do damage to your body at least get something from it. like herion, now that's worth the damage. or pcp. or angel dust. or scotch guard.

Originally posted by Affect
People seriously have issues buying a pack of cigarettes sometimes?

I've never had an issue buying a pack. Don't you guys have any available credit, or anything you can dig into for 5$? If not, that's really sad. <font color="9999ff">aw no baby! i always have money for cigarettes.
the truth of the matter is that i was in a car accident a while ago and my new car is being worked on for repairs. i didn't have a ride to the liquor store and there are no buses around here. so instead of giving me a ride my mom just let me finish off her pack. </font>

Gas station. 1 block?

Originally posted by Affect
Gas station. 1 block? <font color="9999ff">i am staying in lancaster right now.
gas station=2 miles.

hey! what's the problem anyway? i got free cigs. it's something everyone can be greatful for! :D</font>

Originally posted by ******
source? Do you SMOKE now? Or do you just still dislike others telling you that you shouldn't smoke cigarrettes?

Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Do you SMOKE now? Or do you just still dislike others telling you that you shouldn't smoke cigarrettes? yeah, i do smoke, but i don't think that has anything to do with the fact that i've never heard that CIGARETTES cause CANCER.

Originally posted by ******
what kind of cigarettes?

requesting permission to derail topic to discussion about cigarette brand preference. <font color="9999ff">oh yeah. she gave me camel light 100's. that's all she ever smokes.
as for me- right now i am currently smoking camel special light 100's.
they are actually very different from the brand she gave me.</font>

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brad touches little girls who smoke now apparently. :(

Originally posted by ******
yeah, i do smoke, but i don't think that has anything to do with the fact that i've never heard that CIGARETTES cause CANCER.

cigarettes cause emph****a, which is a direct cause of lung cancer.
inhaling any form of smoke for a long period of time will cause cancer, i just dont see why people choose to inhale the type of smoke that makes them addicted to inhaling it.
self destruction isnt a trait i enjoy my species being associated with, but oh well.

actually, when i tripped on acid it helped me to see the things humans do from a much different level.

if you look at human behavior in a microscopic level, and graph it and just...look for a little while, as if you were, say...studying the behavioral patterns of bacteria you'd notice some pretty interesting things.
alot of bacterial defects (things that keep the population down) deal with self destruction and trying to mate with same-sex...i find it funny that the things that also keep our population down has to deal with self destruction and trying to produce offspring with the same sex (gay people). Humans boast and connotate the fact that we're so advanced, and yet most of our behavior when we aren't spewing out previous recollection is just as bad, if not worse than a bacterial infection, or some microscopic population. if you have 6 people with all the food/water they needed for the rest of their lives, and placed them in a mass of space just to live. they'd end up producing around 20 or 30 people, wandering around mating with each other. but if you introduced any sort of infinite amount of addictive mind altering substance into this mix, people would forget mating and eventually destroy themselves and everyone around them because of it, not to mention the fact that 3 or 4 of them would die off because they were confused as to who to mate with, and why they didn't feel the urge to do so.
the way i pictured it, though..on acid, was this massive spiral-tree thing made of reproductive organs..in the center of the spiral was where procreation was taking places, penii going into vaginas, with little penises and vaginas coming out of the other side, helping to create this spiral. at the end of the spiral there were penii going into anuses and nothing coming out of the end, thus creating the borders or the end of the spiral.

so we'll kill ourselves off for the sake of fun, as long as we're procreating.

i will not procreate, my genes will die out, im at the very edge of the spiral tree, all of the mating and courting and fucking that took billions and billions of years to produce me...is now coming to an end, all for nothing.

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
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brad touches little girls who smoke now apparently. :( <font color="9999ff">ah, that brings back memories :D


ihaman- your explanation was beautiful.
you should make it a painting.</font>

Originally posted by Affect
People seriously have issues buying a pack of cigarettes sometimes?

I've never had an issue buying a pack. Don't you guys have any available credit, or anything you can dig into for 5$? If not, that's really sad.

actually, no, i don't. i needed to buy my cousin a baptism card yesterday and had to scrounge around my parent's room for $3 in change to buy it. i'm that broke. i start a job today, though, which is good.