View Full Version : The "in my pants" Game


sawdust restaurants
06-12-2003, 05:23 PM
A corollary to the Vagina Game thread in which you add "in my pants" to the end of a movie title.

Never Been Kissed In My Pants
Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb In My Pants
A Perfect Murder In My Pants

etc.

sickbadthing
06-12-2003, 05:25 PM
in bed.

in the tub.

yeah.

I am 11-years-old and laugh at everything.

LOL

it works for fortune cookies too.

you can even use "in a dumpster"

or

"in a whale's smelly ass canal lodged with shit"

Toby
06-12-2003, 05:25 PM
The Patriot in My Pants
A Beautiful Mind in My Pants
It's a Wonderful Life in My Pants
Antz in my pants

toyschoketoys
06-12-2003, 05:26 PM
Fuck thsi is as pish as the other one

Vulva
06-12-2003, 05:26 PM
I hope this thread is a failure

Toby
06-12-2003, 05:26 PM
Anaconda in my pants:erm

miss world
06-12-2003, 05:27 PM
my big fat greek wedding in my pants
analyze that in my pants
finding nemo in my pants
charlie's angels: full throttle in my pants
moby dick in my pants
rugrats go wild in my pants

bonsor
06-12-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by ******
The World is Not in My Pants you're breaking the rules

Riding in Cars With Boys in my pants.
Juwanna Mann in my pants
Finding Nemo in my pants.

Eulogy
06-12-2003, 05:28 PM
American Pie in My Pants
Tortilla Soup in My Pants


This one isn't as fun.

Human Replica Droid
06-12-2003, 05:30 PM
Yu Tu Mama in a whale's smelly ass canal lodged with shit

KrazeeStacee
06-12-2003, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Eulogy


This one isn't as fun.

Nimrod's Son
06-12-2003, 05:38 PM
this thread sucks in my pants

bonsor
06-12-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Toby
Antz in my pants haha

sawdust restaurants
06-12-2003, 07:24 PM
This thread is way more fun than the other one. ****** and I know what's up; the rest of you suck. "Never Been Kissed In My Pants" is funnier than anything in that vagina thread. Hell, half of you don't even know what a vagina is.

Nimrod's Son
06-12-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
This thread is way more fun than the other one. ****** and I know what's up; the rest of you suck. "Never Been Kissed In My Pants" is funnier than anything in that vagina thread. Hell, half of you don't even know what a vagina is. The vagina thread sucks too because 90% of the people posted stupid shit in it.

Irrelevant
06-12-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
This thread is way more fun than the other one. ****** and I know what's up; the rest of you suck. "Never Been Kissed In My Pants" is funnier than anything in that vagina thread. Hell, half of you don't even know what a vagina is.

Vagina Busters wins.

sawdust restaurants
06-12-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
The vagina thread sucks too because 90% of the people posted stupid shit in it.

Yeah. I mean, Christ, you'd figure if a movie has four words in it, you could figure out the one that should be replaced with "vagina" for the best comedic effect, but people managed to fuck that up beyond belief.

KrazeeStacee
06-12-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


Yeah. I mean, Christ, you'd figure if a movie has four words in it, you could figure out the one that should be replaced with "vagina" for the best comedic effect, but people managed to fuck that up beyond belief.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA VAGINAS PART 2: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE!!!!!!

Lie
06-12-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by ******
Riding in Cars With Boys in my pants.

http://movieweb.com/movie/ridingincars/co1.jpg

noyen
06-12-2003, 11:48 PM
this thread makes me want to eat glue.

sawdust restaurants
06-12-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA VAGINAS PART 2: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE!!!!!!

Not funny because it's too over-the-top. These things work best with subtlety.

sawdust restaurants
06-12-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by noyen
this thread makes me want to eat glue.

Please do.

noyen
06-12-2003, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


Please do.

wow, that was smart and clever and funny. little firecracker you are.

COME ON YOU FUCKING TOOL. LOOSEN YOUR BELT A LITTLE AND RELEASE ALL THAT NOXIOUS ASPARAGAS AND RADISH GAS.

James is Cool
06-13-2003, 12:01 AM
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids in My Pants

Lie
06-13-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by James is Cool
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids in My Pants

Winnar.

sawdust restaurants
06-13-2003, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by noyen
wow, that was smart and clever and funny. little firecracker you are.

COME ON YOU FUCKING TOOL. LOOSEN YOUR BELT A LITTLE AND RELEASE ALL THAT NOXIOUS ASPARAGAS AND RADISH GAS.

Honest question: why in the world would I care to do that on Netphoria, of all places?

And it's asparagus.

Lie
06-13-2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Honest question: why in the world would I care to do that on Netphoria, of all places?

And it's asparagus.

But it gives you gas.

noyen
06-13-2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


Honest question: why in the world would I care to do that on Netphoria, of all places?

And it's asparagus.

http://www.gty.org/~phil/images/hectrdolt.gif

Lie
06-13-2003, 12:15 AM
Don't fight, you guys. It makes me sad.

sawdust restaurants
06-13-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Lie
Don't fight, you guys. It makes me sad.

Okay.

noyen
06-13-2003, 12:30 AM
pussy.

El Savior
06-13-2003, 12:30 AM
i don't like this one, but...

meeting people is easy in my pants

KrazeeStacee
06-13-2003, 12:59 AM
snatch in my pants

Geek USA
06-13-2003, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
snatch in my pants
ehehe

party in my pants in my pants

sawdust restaurants
06-13-2003, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by noyen
pussy.

perhaps.

miss world
06-13-2003, 01:02 AM
while browsing for movies, i played this with my sister.

she thinks i'm fucked up.

Lie
06-13-2003, 01:08 AM
Pump Up The Volume In My Pants

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington In My Pants

What's Eating Gilbert Grape In My Pants

Bend It Like Beckham In My Pants

The Rock In My Pants

What A Girl Wants In My Pants

Run Lola Run In My Pants

BlueStar
06-13-2003, 01:13 AM
For Love of the Game in my pants

Eulogy
06-13-2003, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
This thread is way more fun than the other one. ****** and I know what's up; the rest of you suck. "Never Been Kissed In My Pants" is funnier than anything in that vagina thread. Hell, half of you don't even know what a vagina is.

VAGINAS WIDE SHUT!!

Lie
06-13-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Lie
Run Lola Run In My Pants

Okay, you guys have to admit this one is pretty good. It's OUTSIDE THE BOX.

miss world
06-13-2003, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Lie


Okay, you guys have to admit this one is pretty good. It's OUTSIDE THE BOX.

i 'tee-hee'ed.

sawdust restaurants
06-13-2003, 01:27 AM
Blue Streak In My Pants

Lie
06-13-2003, 01:31 AM
Making Revolution In My Pants

James is Cool
06-13-2003, 01:55 AM
What Dreams May Come in My Pants

Andy /
06-13-2003, 01:57 AM
Good Will Hunting In My Pants
You've Got Mail In My Pants

funnygeezus
06-13-2003, 02:22 AM
westerns and children's movies tend to work rather well.

hard eight in my pants
dirty dancing in my pants
an officer and a gentleman in my pants
hard times in my pants
the magnificent seven in my pants
the good the bad and the ugly in my pants
big jake in my pants
mortal kombat in my pants
chasing amy in my pants
lock stock and two smoking barrels in my pants
first kid in my pants
the darned cat in my pants

El Savior
06-13-2003, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by James is Cool
What Dreams May Come in My Pants

just spectacular.

Andy /
06-13-2003, 02:40 AM
The Right Stuff In My Pants
Legally Blonde In My Pants
The Pianist In My Pants
Some Like It Hot In My Pants
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou In My Pants?

13
06-13-2003, 02:58 AM
Episode 3: Wookie Homicide

Kentaro
06-13-2003, 02:59 AM
The Hulk in my pants
Top Gun in my pants
American Beauty in my pants

Kentaro
06-13-2003, 03:46 AM
Red Dragon in my pants
Beauty and the Beast in my pants
Punch-Drunk Love in my pants
The Big Lebowski in my pants
Tremors in my pants
Risk Business in my pants
Blow in my pants
The Mexican in my pants
Easy Rider in my pants
Shaft in my pants
Twister in my pants
I Know What You Did Last Summer in my pants

pastor
06-13-2003, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by 13
Episode 3: Wookie Homicide

This made me chortle and urinate on my chair. Thank you.

hendy
06-13-2003, 06:35 AM
Lethal Weapon in my pants
Gone with the Wind in my pants
Final Fantasy in my pants
Grease in my pants
The Long Kiss Goodnight in my pants
The Core in my pants
The River Wild in my pants
Meet the Parents in my pants
The Gift in my pants
Blow in my pants

Shattered
06-13-2003, 12:04 PM
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in my Pants

dusty
06-13-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by 13
Episode 3: Wookie Homicide <font color="9999ff">your signature scares me :(</font>

Nimrod's Son
06-13-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by 13
Episode 3: Wookie Homicide Thank you.

Andy /
06-13-2003, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by 13
Episode 3: Wookie Homicide

Where the fuck is that thread?

Nimrod's Son
06-13-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by AndySlash


Where the fuck is that thread? I think someone deleted it. Either a mod or whomever started it. Sucks too, that was 9 pages or so.

Shattered
06-13-2003, 01:28 PM
While You Were Sleeping In My Pants..

beef curtains
06-13-2003, 01:30 PM
AIRBUD IN MY PANTS
GORILLAS IN THE MIST IN MY PANTS
STARTREK: NEMESIS IN MY PANTS
WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE IN MY PANTS
BUT I@M A CHEERLEADER IN MY PANTS
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP IN MY PANTS

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


24 hour party people in my pants :)

slugger
06-13-2003, 01:51 PM
big in my pants :)

Andy /
06-13-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I think someone deleted it. Either a mod or whomever started it. Sucks too, that was 9 pages or so.

That's bullshit. There is no reason it should have been deleted. It's worthy of TO TEH ARKIVE status.

Ep 3: Kentucky Fried Wookie

Lie
06-13-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by So very sad about me
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP IN MY PANTS

That's a good one.

beef curtains
06-13-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Lie


That's a good one.

I'd given my award to Airbud actually :(

bonsor
06-13-2003, 02:25 PM
Fools Rush in my Pants

Nimrod's Son
06-13-2003, 02:30 PM
Ep 3: The Good, the Bad, and the Wookie in my pants

KrazeeStacee
06-13-2003, 02:40 PM
My Best Friend's Wedding In My Pants.

slugger
06-13-2003, 03:31 PM
The Pest In My Pants
Pootie Tang In My Pants
Lost Highway In My Pants

:P this game makes you brain dead.

KrazeeStacee
06-13-2003, 03:32 PM
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood In My Pants

slugger
06-13-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood In My Pants

I'd rent that one...

naww i'd buy that shit! :)

Eulogy
06-13-2003, 03:47 PM
Bats in My Pants
Great Expectations in My Pants
Mallrats in My Pants
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane in My Pants
Something Wicked This Way Comes in My Pants
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead in My Pants
Mars Attacks in My Pants

slugger
06-13-2003, 04:11 PM
dusk 'til dawn in my pants.

O
06-13-2003, 05:41 PM
Amelie in my pants

O
06-13-2003, 05:42 PM
Meeting People is Easy in my pants

Shattered
06-13-2003, 05:52 PM
The Virgin Suicides In My Pants
Iron Monkey In My Pants
Antz In My Pants
The River In My Pants

..Uh..

Mooney
06-13-2003, 06:08 PM
holes in my pants
bad boys in my pants
finding nemo in my pants
bend it like beckham in my pants
down with love in my pants
wrong turn in my pants
young black stallion in my pants
the shape of things in my pants
uptown girls in my pants
my boss's daughter in my pants
jet lag in my pants
view from the top in my pants
2 fast 2 furious in my pants
me without you in my pants
whale rider in my pants

i think my list is the best.

miss world
06-13-2003, 06:09 PM
chocolat in my pants

yeah, mooney wins.