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dusty
06-10-2003, 02:53 PM
<font color="9999ff">what would you do?
because i've decided that i don't care <i>who</i> knows i masturbate.</font>

Toby
06-10-2003, 02:54 PM
If I got caught masturbating I would probably kill myself.

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by dusty
<font color="9999ff">because i've decided that i don't care <i>who</i> knows i masturbate.</font> Pics?

silent1
06-10-2003, 02:54 PM
depending on who caught me it might be a good thing.

KrazeeStacee
06-10-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by silent1
depending on who caught me it might be a good thing.

dusty
06-10-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Pics? <font color="9999ff">u first :blush:</font>

Squashing Pineapples
06-10-2003, 04:22 PM
I caught my brother once! hahaha. He was soooooo embarassed!

slugger
06-10-2003, 04:36 PM
I'd keep masturbating and tell whoever to leave me the fuck alone.

crescentfresh
06-10-2003, 04:56 PM
Well, there's only one person who would catch me, and I definitely wouldn't care.

Human Replica Droid
06-10-2003, 05:01 PM
I don't care who it was, I'd be embarassed. Even if it were someone who already knew full-well that I masturbate, and had seen me naked.

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 05:02 PM
thats impossible. because i dont masturbate.

Toby
06-10-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
thats impossible. because i dont masturbate.
why on earth not?!

BlueStar
06-10-2003, 05:03 PM
It would all depend on who caught me.

Beckham
06-10-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
thats impossible. because i dont masturbate.

you must not be able to reach

KrazeeStacee
06-10-2003, 05:05 PM
waaaait a minute, wait wait wait


are we talking about getting caught like, in your room/house....cuz I think it'd be a LOT different responses if we were talking about anyplace else.

toyschoketoys
06-10-2003, 05:08 PM
All the girsl at work thought i wank off in the toilets , i only found this out after being on a night out with them and they asked me .

I never have but i might in one of thier face cream or something.

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Beckham


you must not be able to reach

yes i can! :cool:

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Toby

why on earth not?!
i find no satisfaction in it whatsoever.

Beckham
06-10-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

i find no satisfaction in it whatsoever.

how do you know you have no satisfaction in it if you've never done it before?

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
waaaait a minute, wait wait wait


are we talking about getting caught like, in your room/house....cuz I think it'd be a LOT different responses if we were talking about anyplace else. Where in the fuck are you diddling yourself, whore?

Toby
06-10-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

i find no satisfaction in it whatsoever.
whats the point of living then? :(

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Beckham


how do you know you have no satisfaction in it if you've never done it before?

because i dont turn myself on.

Toby
06-10-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor


because i dont turn myself on.
you need pr0n!

crescentfresh
06-10-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor


because i dont turn myself on.

:(

aspecialkid
06-10-2003, 05:12 PM
i thought this was cool. i would wake up in the middle of the night, something was moving.it would happen like every other night, my girlfriend would masturbate in her sleep. i would sometimes wake her up and help her out. sometimes she seemed to be liking it so much i would not bother her and let her do her thing.

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Toby

you need pr0n!
i think pr0n is dumb.

i cant stand it. it makes me laugh. but i hate it.

Toby
06-10-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

i think pr0n is dumb.
girls :noway:

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 05:20 PM
hush your face.

im insecure.

Toby
06-10-2003, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
hush your face.

im insecure.
I'm sorry :(
Your still cool in my book! :love: :mrpimp: :cheers:

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Toby

I'm sorry :(
Your still cool in my book! :love: :mrpimp: :cheers:

eek! thanks :blush:

Human Replica Droid
06-10-2003, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Toby

girls :noway:

Hey, I love porn.

SuckSuckStyle
06-10-2003, 06:20 PM
i dont masturbate. i think its stupid. or maybe i'm just the most unsexual person alive. i could really care less if i died without ever having sex.

oui henri
06-10-2003, 06:22 PM
Catching someone would be funny (for me)

yeah whatever
06-10-2003, 06:23 PM
I'd just be like "yeah, whatevah."

EuIogy
06-10-2003, 06:26 PM
I am very careful, but I masterbate in school sometimes. I will do it in the bathroom standing at the urinal.

If someone catches me.. oh well!

Eulogy
06-10-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by EuIogy
I am very careful, but I masterbate in school sometimes. I will do it in the bathroom standing at the urinal.

If someone catches me.. oh well!

I know how to spell.

You have failed. Miserably.

yeah whatever
06-10-2003, 06:31 PM
I think that masterbating might be extremely skilled, beautiful, intricate and difficult masturbation. Man, I wish I could masterbate.

EuIogy
06-10-2003, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by yeah whatever
I think that masterbating might be extremely skilled, beautiful, intricate and difficult masturbation. Man, I wish I could masterbate. I could help you to learn if you want.

:love:

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 06:33 PM
get off her dick, nigger.

Geek USA
06-10-2003, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
hush your face.

im insecure.


aww. poor juli- i mean ******

:o

yeah whatever
06-10-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
get off her dick, nigger.

:love:

yeah, seriously, get off it. it itches.

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA



aww. poor juli- i mean ******

:o

i dont drown myself in drano to solve my problems.


:)

Geek USA
06-10-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor


i dont drown myself in drano to solve my problems.


:)

you're mean.


<3

EuIogy
06-10-2003, 06:43 PM
Have you ever masterbated with Drano? It BURNS SO GOOD.

Mmmhmm.

*snaps*

yeah whatever
06-10-2003, 06:46 PM
shut up, you smell like poop.

twilightfadez
06-10-2003, 06:46 PM
god that would be just awful

i dunno what i would do :(

but i <3 porn! just for the record

yeah whatever
06-10-2003, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
god that would be just awful

i dunno what i would do :(

but i <3 porn! just for the record

OMG U ARE PAZ LEGOSTEIN!!

twilightfadez
06-10-2003, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by yeah whatever


OMG U ARE PAZ LEGOSTEIN!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!
*fFLIPZ JHAIER*(

yeah whatever
06-10-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by twilightfadez


OMG OMG OMG OMG!
*fFLIPZ JHAIER*(

OMG A PEESE OF YOUR HAIRE FEIL OUT!

*PIX UP PIESE, SELLS ON EBAY 4 A DOLLAR!*

<3 <34 <3 <3 <2!!!!

twilightfadez
06-10-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by yeah whatever


OMG A PEESE OF YOUR HAIRE FEIL OUT!

*PIX UP PIESE, SELLS ON EBAY 4 A DOLLAR!*

<3 <34 <3 <3 <2!!!!
SO YOU WEIRE DE4 ONE THAT SOLSDF THAT OEL PIEESE OF TOAST?!@!!

yeah whatever
06-10-2003, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by twilightfadez

SO YOU WEIRE DE4 ONE THAT SOLSDF THAT OEL PIEESE OF TOAST?!@!!

A LITTLE SHUNSHIEN JUSET TO BUTTER EMY TOAAST!!!!@!

barden
06-10-2003, 07:19 PM
I've never been caught..... I'm too smooth, yo.

Although, in relation to my other topic, this has potential for an interesting fantasy....

but where would i masturbate where some hot chick could catch me?

usually i'm confined to bed or shower.

either way, location is convienient, just got to work out how we get there....
dum dee dum.

Mariner
06-10-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^


but where would i masturbate where some hot chick could catch me?



her bed or shower.

Krafty
06-10-2003, 09:17 PM
I don't really masturbate. Maybe a once a year average.

miss worId
06-10-2003, 09:20 PM
oh no, i try to get caught.

i am so horny. i need some action soon or i just might explode.

most often i masturbate with my mom's figurines.

yo soy el mejor
06-10-2003, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by yeah whatever


A LITTLE SHUNSHIEN JUSET TO BUTTER EMY TOAAST!!!!@! LOLOLOLOOLLOO