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Smashing Corgan
08-07-2002, 10:47 PM
This is from the z-board, I almost died laughing.

Dear Mr. Corgan,
I really really hope you read this. I don't know how to say this. I've written this letter about 50 different times and it's never right, so I'll just come out and say it. I'm your daughter. My name is Adelaide Skyla DeLango, but everybody just calls me Skye. I just turned eleven years old on July 16 and I'm going into 6th grade at Astoria Middle School next year.

My mom always told me my dad died in a car crash, but she told me the truth just a few days ago. Since then I went to your website, www.smashingpumpkins.com, (http://www.smashingpumpkins.com,) and found out some stuff about you from the people there (also got harassed). But anyway, the main thing I found out was that you aren't in that band anymore so I'd have better luck getting in contact with you if I posted on the www.zwan.com (http://www.zwan.com) message board. So here I am.

Okay, so my mom's name is Judith DeLango. She was a nursing major at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You met her when The Smashing Pumpkins performed there, and according to her, you were both at a party after the show where there was a lot of drugs. And now I'm here.

I feel really really weird telling the whole story here because it's a message board and like everybody's gonna read it, so I'll just finish here. If you get in touch, I'll tell you much more about me. I really really want to meet you and I hope you want to meet me too.

E-mail me at skye716@cutey.com or instant-message me at RockosModernSkye if you want my home address.

Please please please please PLEASE get in contact with me somehow. This message board was the only way I could find to talk to you but if you'd only e-mail me or something maybe we could talk? And maybe we could arrange a meeting or something? I hope you read this.

Sincerely,
Skye

Crono
08-07-2002, 11:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smashing Corgan:
This is from the z-board, I almost died laughing.

Dear Mr. Corgan,
I really really hope you read this. I don't know how to say this. I've written this letter about 50 different times and it's never right, so I'll just come out and say it. I'm your daughter. My name is Adelaide Skyla DeLango, but everybody just calls me Skye. I just turned eleven years old on July 16 and I'm going into 6th grade at Astoria Middle School next year.

My mom always told me my dad died in a car crash, but she told me the truth just a few days ago. Since then I went to your website, www.smashingpumpkins.com, (http://www.smashingpumpkins.com,) and found out some stuff about you from the people there (also got harassed). But anyway, the main thing I found out was that you aren't in that band anymore so I'd have better luck getting in contact with you if I posted on the www.zwan.com (http://www.zwan.com) message board. So here I am.

Okay, so my mom's name is Judith DeLango. She was a nursing major at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You met her when The Smashing Pumpkins performed there, and according to her, you were both at a party after the show where there was a lot of drugs. And now I'm here.

I feel really really weird telling the whole story here because it's a message board and like everybody's gonna read it, so I'll just finish here. If you get in touch, I'll tell you much more about me. I really really want to meet you and I hope you want to meet me too.

E-mail me at skye716@cutey.com or instant-message me at RockosModernSkye if you want my home address.

Please please please please PLEASE get in contact with me somehow. This message board was the only way I could find to talk to you but if you'd only e-mail me or something maybe we could talk? And maybe we could arrange a meeting or something? I hope you read this.

Sincerely,
Skye

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don't lie, this was all you

JoaoMiguel
08-07-2002, 11:20 PM
Poor baby...

New Art Rioter
08-07-2002, 11:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smashing Corgan:

she told me the truth just a few days ago.

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"Baby, your father is this man. Mullets were foxy then"

http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/billymullet.jpg

Cherub Angel
08-08-2002, 12:01 AM
oh dear. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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Dead
08-08-2002, 12:21 AM
Looks credible to me.

Brandont_h
08-08-2002, 12:28 AM
B0llay is teh father!

To teh Zboard!!!1

-Brandon [I wonder. . .]

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sarasvati
08-08-2002, 12:29 AM
hahaha.

If b0lly was really her dad, I think she would be able to get in contact with him other than through the Z-board. 'nuff said.

Brandont_h
08-08-2002, 12:47 AM
Not necessarily ******. One night stand, bollay and teh woman never see each other again. . . It could happen!!

-Brandon [I need a drink!]

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oh and you little bad traders list dont even work
i get trades all the time
and i must say my list looks way better then yours

-Vinny Giordano

andysong
08-08-2002, 12:53 AM
it looks like a lot of work went into that post, so many full stops and stuff. I don't know many 11 year olds that can punctuate that well.

Dead
08-08-2002, 01:03 AM
I think its real.

Nidhogg
08-08-2002, 01:10 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smashing Corgan:
This is from the z-board, I almost died laughing.

Dear Mr. Corgan,
I really really hope you read this. I don't know how to say this. I've written this letter about 50 different times and it's never right, so I'll just come out and say it. I'm your daughter. My name is Adelaide Skyla DeLango, but everybody just calls me Skye. I just turned eleven years old on July 16 and I'm going into 6th grade at Astoria Middle School next year.

My mom always told me my dad died in a car crash, but she told me the truth just a few days ago. Since then I went to your website, www.smashingpumpkins.com, (http://www.smashingpumpkins.com,) and found out some stuff about you from the people there (also got harassed). But anyway, the main thing I found out was that you aren't in that band anymore so I'd have better luck getting in contact with you if I posted on the www.zwan.com (http://www.zwan.com) message board. So here I am.

Okay, so my mom's name is Judith DeLango. She was a nursing major at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You met her when The Smashing Pumpkins performed there, and according to her, you were both at a party after the show where there was a lot of drugs. And now I'm here.

I feel really really weird telling the whole story here because it's a message board and like everybody's gonna read it, so I'll just finish here. If you get in touch, I'll tell you much more about me. I really really want to meet you and I hope you want to meet me too.

E-mail me at skye716@cutey.com or instant-message me at RockosModernSkye if you want my home address.

Please please please please PLEASE get in contact with me somehow. This message board was the only way I could find to talk to you but if you'd only e-mail me or something maybe we could talk? And maybe we could arrange a meeting or something? I hope you read this.

Sincerely,
Skye

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If b0lly had a nickel for everytime heard that...well...he'd be a rich b0lly.



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relaxor!
08-08-2002, 01:12 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
I think its real.</font>I'm retarted, but I do too.



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Boycott Graceland
08-08-2002, 01:17 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sarasvati:

If b0lly was really her dad, I think she would be able to get in contact with him other than through the Z-board. 'nuff said.</font>

oh yeah, you just know billy passed along his telapathy to his offspring.

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sarasvati
08-08-2002, 01:35 AM
I'm sure they could do something about it, legally...get in touch with him...prove it with DNA testing and all that...I can't believe you guys are buying into all this, heheh. Especially when people have tried to do this before!

You could always email the girl yourself and ask for more info. heh.

Chewbacca
08-08-2002, 01:56 AM
http://www.jonimitchell.com/SpeakEasy/Shocked.jpg
wtf!?

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The Gaddrow
08-08-2002, 07:02 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
I think its real.</font>

I think you are high.

Smiley
08-08-2002, 09:45 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smashing Corgan:
I've written this letter about 50 different times and it's never right, so I'll just come out and say it.[/B/</font>

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smashing Corgan:
[B]she told me the truth just a few days ago.</font>


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DeviousJ
08-08-2002, 10:17 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nidhogg:
If b0lly had a nickel for everytime heard that...well...he'd be a rich b0lly.

</font>

But he is rich - meaning he's heard it millions of times, and by the law of averages that means he has hundreds of illegitimate children!

Injektilo
08-08-2002, 04:55 PM
Yeah, that looks wayyy to well written to be by an eleven year old. My sister is 16 and couldn't write that.


hmm... SPFC says sp played at Marquette U in Nov 1990. Thats pretty easy to throw in for authenticitys sake though.

Boycott Graceland
08-08-2002, 05:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Injektilo:
Yeah, that looks wayyy to well written to be by an eleven year old. My sister is 16 and couldn't write that.


hmm... SPFC says sp played at Marquette U in Nov 1990. Thats pretty easy to throw in for authenticitys sake though. </font>

i'd like to see that conversation.

"honey, you're eleven years old now. you're a big girl. you're old enough to know that you're the result of a drug fueled one night stand."

Nidhogg
08-08-2002, 05:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
But he is rich - meaning he's heard it millions of times, and by the law of averages that means he has hundreds of illegitimate children!</font>

Well, B0llly is a pimp. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif



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Undone
08-08-2002, 05:47 PM
<font color="CC33CC">I don't care how fake it is, it's still entertaining. As someone pointed out before, at least they went through the small trouble of getting the time period right. And Billy and Jimmy would go looking for chicks during this time haha so I wouldn't be too surprised if there were some kids out there, regardless of the authenticity of this letter.

DeviousJ
08-08-2002, 05:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">I don't care how fake it is, it's still entertaining. As someone pointed out before, at least they went through the small trouble of getting the time period right. And Billy and Jimmy would go looking for chicks during this time haha so I wouldn't be too surprised if there were some kids out there, regardless of the authenticity of this letter.</font>

You mean like Jimmy and the one-legged girl?

Undone
08-08-2002, 05:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley:</font>

<font color="CC33CC">Maybe she writes a lot.

Undone
08-08-2002, 05:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
You mean like Jimmy and the one-legged girl?</font>

<font color="CC33CC">Oh god.

DeviousJ
08-08-2002, 06:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">Oh god.</font>

I really should transcribe that interview

THRILLHO
08-08-2002, 06:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smashing Corgan:
This is from the z-board, I almost died laughing.

Dear Mr. Corgan,
I really really hope you read this. I don't know how to say this. I've written this letter about 50 different times and it's never right, so I'll just come out and say it. I'm your daughter.
</font>

i seriously spat out my ice cream at that part

Mood ring
08-08-2002, 07:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">"Mullets were foxy then"</font>

Mullets will always be cool!!!

sarasvati
08-08-2002, 07:14 PM
who's to say she's really 11 though? some 40 year old man could have written this, you know.

MstrGhost
08-08-2002, 08:35 PM
omf

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THRILLHO
08-08-2002, 08:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sarasvati:
who's to say she's really 11 though? some 40 year old man could have written this, you know.</font>

*fart*

Dead
08-08-2002, 08:58 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sarasvati:
who's to say she's really 11 though? some 40 year old man could have written this, you know.</font>

You are a giant dork.

sarasvati
08-08-2002, 10:00 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
You are a giant dork.</font>

i hate you.

hiddenplace
08-08-2002, 10:46 PM
does anybody by chance remember what her screen name was at the z-board or the sp board??

Echorun
08-08-2002, 11:17 PM
Something about this seems very sad. Imagine if the first part is, in fact, true (her Mom told her Billy was her father) and then combine that with the fairly obvious assumption that her father is *not* Billy. I dunno. There's some messed up people out there, and sadly, they usually have messed up kids.

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hiddenplace
08-08-2002, 11:44 PM
well..I found her sn..it's quidditch champ..
this is where she first tells her "story"

http://sony6.infopop.net/3/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=503293087&f=9802964153&m=8812917636

she states her grandmother told her.. "lead singer of a rock band called the smashing pumpkins." this seems so uncredible.. gosh the 0-boarders have A LOT of time on their hands..

The machine of god
08-09-2002, 01:18 AM
hmm yeah real believeable..

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DeviousJ
08-09-2002, 07:44 AM
Maybe she *is* the Machina Mystery!

Woody
08-09-2002, 11:25 AM
TUPAK WAS MAH DADDY!!!!!!!1111111111111



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Smoothie
08-09-2002, 11:55 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Maybe she *is* the Machina Mystery!</font>

Ha. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

-Nick

Injektilo
08-09-2002, 03:24 PM
fucking hell. Just when you think the Oboard can't get any worse, you read that fucking thread. those people are fucking whacko.

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how'd this world get so fucking fun, all of a sudden?

hiddenplace
08-09-2002, 06:24 PM
I just emailed her..just to see if the email address she gave was fake and to see who the troll was.. And she actually replied back and gave this "honest" type email.. Saying, "I'm not lying..and everyone tells me it would be complicated if I found him.."

She states she wants to find her father..but if she really does why doesn't she go further into finding her father..For fuckin' heaven's sakes!! it's not like he lives in some frickin'private island.. HE lives in frickin' CHICAGO!! He's very well known there..and I'm sure her mother knows he's from there too..So why do you have to go on a message board to find him.. Can't you just find contacts in Chicago??

SO POINT is..it's a troll or the mother and g-ma are crazy psychos.. but, the thing that gets me is that she responded to the email..so it wasn't a one time joke on the 0-board..

whatever..done..

Ugly
08-09-2002, 06:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Maybe she *is* the Machina Mystery!</font>

that was fucking gold.

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I'm not gay.
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Dead
08-09-2002, 08:05 PM
I told ya it was real. :D

hiddenplace
08-09-2002, 08:46 PM
hmm...maybe it's just a 11/teenage year old girl who REALLY wants to meet Billy.. and she's making up all these lies to meet him.. Maybe she really is from Astoria, Oregon and is eleven years old and that's really her name.. But, ppl can get obessed and will do anything and say anything to get attention and to meet their idol..

++ there are a lot of crazy little girls that like to fantize and make up little stories.. and the internet gives them a chance to live out their fantasies.. so she's probably pretending this is all real.. and she's so in loooooove with billy..yadda,yadda,yadda..

enough..bang bang I'm dead..hole in my head..

[This message has been edited by hiddenplace (edited 08-09-2002).]

Tatsuma
08-10-2002, 10:15 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The Gaddrow:
I think you are high.</font>

i'm high and i don't even think it's real...

Boycott Graceland
08-10-2002, 03:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Tatsuma:
i'm high and i don't even think it's real...

</font>


how many times do i have to tell you, COOKIES ARE NOT A DRUG.

stumpycat
08-10-2002, 05:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by hiddenplace:
hmm...maybe it's just a 11/teenage year old girl who REALLY wants to meet Billy.. and she's making up all these lies to meet him.. Maybe she really is from Astoria, Oregon and is eleven years old and that's really her name.. But, ppl can get obessed and will do anything and say anything to get attention and to meet their idol...
</font>
Yeah, that's totally my line of thinking on this issue, as well.

Ugly
08-10-2002, 05:57 PM
I think somebody's just fucking around. look at the grammar of that letter - for a kid who *just* turned 11 that's a little too high end to write.

my guess - just a joke or somebody playing a character, hence responding to all the e-mails and so forth. a funny one, though.

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I'm not gay.
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hiddenplace
08-11-2002, 01:17 AM
she also posted a picture of herself..

here:
http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/skyesite/skyeandfriends.jpg

does she look anything like billy.. I think she does a little..

hiddenplace
08-11-2002, 01:21 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ugly:
I think somebody's just fucking around. look at the grammar of that letter - for a kid who *just* turned 11 that's a little too high end to write.

my guess - just a joke or somebody playing a character, hence responding to all the e-mails and so forth. a funny one, though.

</font>

yes..a character or a joke could possibly be an answer.. But what about that picture she posted?? That's odd.. Do you think a troll could go that far with a joke?

jamesey
08-11-2002, 01:21 AM
i wish darcy was my mom

Ganymede33
08-11-2002, 01:39 AM
To the z-mobile!

Useless_Moderator
08-11-2002, 02:00 AM
This is getting very creepy...


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Dead
08-11-2002, 02:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by hiddenplace:
does she look anything like billy.. I think she does a little..</font>

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/holy.jpg

She's the spitting image of Daddy Billy!

Thoughtless
08-11-2002, 02:21 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by jamesey:
i wish darcy was my mom</font>

www.livejournal.com/~billy_jr_jr (http://www.livejournal.com/~billy_jr_jr)


Heh, that's me on livejournal. D'arcy is my mom there.

hiddenplace
08-11-2002, 04:26 PM
sorry to ruin your fun guys..but I just found out it was a hoax.. bummer..

bonsor
08-11-2002, 05:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by hiddenplace:
she also posted a picture of herself..

here:
http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/skyesite/skyeandfriends.jpg

does she look anything like billy.. I think she does a little..</font>If she's the one on the right, I would definitely believe it.

Nidhogg
08-11-2002, 05:17 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by hiddenplace:
sorry to ruin your fun guys..but I just found out it was a hoax.. bummer..</font>

OMFG!!!@12!@1!2!!1

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif



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Prathis
08-11-2002, 07:55 PM
That chick and ToddlerBilly would make a fantastic role-playing mother and daughter pair.

DeviousJ
08-11-2002, 08:22 PM
I hope Lil' Billy's alright http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

jenn
08-11-2002, 08:39 PM
I really wish that picture link worked...

meow
08-11-2002, 08:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THRILLHO:
i seriously spat out my ice cream at that part</font>

what a waste of ice cream

Undone
08-11-2002, 08:49 PM
<font color="CC33CC">Now that I've see the picture, I feel sorta sheepish saying this, but I believe her. She was only 4 when MCIS came out. My 13 year old cousin has never heard of SP. She listens to the typical teeny bopper type stuff. I wonder how many other kids Billy has dropped around the world. hah

jenn
08-11-2002, 08:50 PM
I saw the picture, and I honestly believe her...she looks exactly fucking like him.

EverlastingGlaze
08-11-2002, 09:07 PM
Holy fukballs. Billy's boys can swim!!!

EverlastingGlaze
08-11-2002, 09:13 PM
She has braces too. Billy had teeth problems, also. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

meow
08-11-2002, 09:14 PM
at least her mom can afford braces.

THE EARS. LOOK AT THE EARS.

Crocodile_Mile
08-11-2002, 09:39 PM
So when's this bitch gonna be legal? I want to father the Corgan heir.

Undone
08-11-2002, 09:58 PM
<font color="CC33CC">So do the naysayers want to tell us how exactly they found this to be a hoax?

Undone
08-11-2002, 09:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze:
Holy fukballs. Billy's boys can swim!!!</font>

<font color="CC33CC">The "someone made Rhonda giggle" post of the day.

skippy
08-11-2002, 10:06 PM
Well I'd say she REALLY looks like him. If it's a hoax then it's very well done.

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hiddenplace
08-11-2002, 11:36 PM
Why are you guys saying she looks like him?? I don't think she does.. yes she is the one on the far right.. Anyways.. I've contacted one of the admins on the 0-board and he says that this person was a HOAX.. The person who made the story up had several screen names hooked up to one IP address. The girl, "Skye" or quidditch (her screen name) stated that she never been to the 0-boards and z-boards and was asking questions like, "tell me something about billy corgan..I need to find my father, I heard billy doesn't post on the sp board so I heard about this so called zwan board, etc"..so if she's a virgin to the 0-board why would she have several screen names.. Obviously a troll. Someone really became the biggest troll of all.. They had pictures, dates and times right..Places right in TWO CITIES and also responded to emails.. I talk about it a lot on the o-board.. The admin (smashin'glass)..clearly states that it's a hoax in the thread, "REMEMBER THAT GIRL" at the o-board..if anybody would like to read it..

http://sony6.infopop.net/3/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=503293087&f=9802964153&m=6662936546

Eventhough..she/he was very witty and clever with the whole thing..they got one thing wrong that gave their identity away and that was the place where the pumpkins performed the day "Skye" was conceived.. In the email she told me that her mother saw the band in the Weasler auditorium in Marquette..When in fact they played in the Cafeteria at the University..

So that explains to everyone how it was a hoax..

[This message has been edited by hiddenplace (edited 08-12-2002).]

Ranger
08-12-2002, 02:07 AM
Her mom was wasted and everything, maybe she banged Jesse?

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Sammiches
08-12-2002, 11:03 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ranger:
Her mom was wasted and everything, maybe she banged Jesse?

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CouldUBelieveInHeaven
08-12-2002, 11:13 AM
could someone please post billy's daughter's picture?

;)

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hiddenplace
08-12-2002, 12:00 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/skyesite/skyeandfriends.jpg

she's the one on the far right..

[This message has been edited by hiddenplace (edited 08-12-2002).]

hiddenplace
08-12-2002, 12:21 PM
ah fuck..it says image hosted by angelfire.. just copy the link and paste it..

skippy
08-12-2002, 01:27 PM
<img src=http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mledrew/heh.jpg>

jenn
08-12-2002, 02:15 PM
^ there it is...right there. there it fucking is. look at her.

Slurpee
08-12-2002, 02:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
^ there it is...right there. there it fucking is. look at her.</font>

Photoshop. Look at the cheeks, the chin. Easily taken straight from a b0lly picture.

Injektilo
08-12-2002, 03:28 PM
Damn, thats alot of effort put into one troll.

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DeviousJ
08-12-2002, 04:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mark LeDrew:
<img src=http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mledrew/heh.jpg></font>

I think the one on the left looks more like Billy

JoaoMiguel
08-12-2002, 05:22 PM
It's nice to see that the trolls are getting more professional now!

Undone
08-12-2002, 05:40 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Slurpee:
Photoshop. Look at the cheeks, the chin. Easily taken straight from a b0lly picture.

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<font color="CC33CC">It wasn't photoshopped.

And several of my ghetto schools had their cafeteria and auditorium in the same room.

pumpkintear
08-12-2002, 05:55 PM
Three words: Barren without child.

Boycott Graceland
08-12-2002, 06:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
I think the one on the left looks more like Billy</font>

maybe they're both spawn of b0lly.

Injektilo
08-12-2002, 07:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by hiddenplace:
I've contacted one of the admins on the 0-board and he says that this person was a HOAX.. The person who made the story up had several screen names hooked up to one IP address. The girl, "Skye" or quidditch (her screen name) stated that she never been to the 0-boards and z-boards and was asking questions like, "tell me something about billy corgan..I need to find my father, I heard billy doesn't post on the sp board so I heard about this so called zwan board, etc"..so if she's a virgin to the 0-board why would she have several screen names.. Obviously a troll. Someone really became the biggest troll of all.. They had pictures, dates and times right..Places right in TWO CITIES and also responded to emails.. I talk about it a lot on the o-board.. The admin (smashin'glass)..clearly states that it's a hoax in the thread, "REMEMBER THAT GIRL" at the o-board..

etc etc etc

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Maybe... Billy saw the thread, knew it was true, and now he's got the Oboard admins to start covering it up! since machina bombed, he can't afford child support!
its all a cover up man! spread the truth, the truth shall set you free!!!!

Useless_Moderator
08-12-2002, 07:35 PM
I talked with the girl and gave me this link:

http://sony6.infopop.net/3/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=503293087&f=9802964153&m=5112956946&r=5112956946#5112956946

hehehe

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skippy
08-12-2002, 07:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Useless_Moderator:
I talked with the girl and gave me this link:

http://sony6.infopop.net/3/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=503293087&f=9802964153&m= 5112956946&r=5112956946#5112956946 (http://sony6.infopop.net/3/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=503293087&f=9802964153&m=5112956946&r=5112956946#5112956946)

hehehe

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http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Man, she got me.

hiddenplace
08-13-2002, 12:21 AM
told you it was a hoax..

Shattered
09-15-2002, 01:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
I think its real.</font>

..Yea..and I can stick the whole state of California up my ass..*coughs*

whiteSPider
09-15-2002, 02:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Tatsuma:
i'm high and i don't even think it's real...

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im going to get high in a few minutes and i dont think its real...

i told some people i was james' sister (or relative of james) at a pumpkins show and they believed me cause im asian...its true. heh.

xoxo
r o b y n* 2002



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msondo
09-15-2002, 03:23 PM
I don't care how much drugs you give Billy, he would never want to have sex with women after a show. Give him a wink and he'd be all over me though.

Lil'Billy
09-15-2002, 06:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
I hope Lil' Billy's alright http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

Oh yeah, I'm alright. BTW, the "woman" who wrote that shit, well she happens to be some kind of a stalker, and she is "well-known" to have harrassed some of my friends.
Now you know why I have kept a low-profile all this time. This thread, sorry, but I just HAD to have my say about it http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif



[This message has been edited by Lil'Billy (edited 09-15-2002).]

Patrick William
09-15-2002, 07:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattered:
..Yea..and I can stick the whole state of California up my ass..*coughs*</font>

Nothing better than bringing back a thread that's been dead for over a month so you can say "yeah..and I can stick the whole state of California up my ass"


Patrick


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Tessellation
09-15-2002, 07:40 PM
this thread DEFINITELY made my day, thanks.


and yes, I DO think that the girl in question looks like Billy, but I doubt he's her father. HER GRANDMOTHER told her? Please.

where was the photo taken? An orthodontics convention?


someone here needs to find this girl. Do we have a Dale Cooper here?>

TheDeuce
09-16-2002, 01:22 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Useless_Moderator:
I talked with the girl and gave me this link:

http://sony6.infopop.net/3/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=503293087&f=9802964153&m= 5112956946&r=5112956946#5112956946 (http://sony6.infopop.net/3/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=503293087&f=9802964153&m=5112956946&r=5112956946#5112956946)

hehehe

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I don't know if this is the link (it no longer works), but there's a thread on the o-board where the girl admitted that it was a hoax, gave a bunch of info on how it came about and how she did it, etc, etc, etc.

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slunky_munky
09-16-2002, 01:38 AM
Why didn't she first come to Netphoria for help ?

With our pooled resources she would right now be tossing the football around in Bolly's back yard having a father-daughter moment.

gleemonexforpets
09-16-2002, 02:33 AM
holy monkeyshit, that girl on the right looks like him!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by hiddenplace:
sorry to ruin your fun guys..but I just found out it was a hoax.. bummer..</font>

how'd you find this out?

EDIT: oh, ok.

[This message has been edited by gleemonexforpets (edited 09-16-2002).]

Dead
09-16-2002, 10:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattered:
..Yea..and I can stick the whole state of California up my ass..*coughs*</font>

When I originally said that I didn't really believe it was real, but after seeing that photo I must admit I was beginning to wonder. Very convincing!

http://www.emotioneric.com/a-ok.jpg

whiteSPider
09-16-2002, 12:28 PM
theres not much resemblance really. the high cheeks maybe and the gigantic ears...

im all about the dna testing!! *calls maury* billys gonna be pissed...anywho, whatever.

xoxo
r o b y n* 2002

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lawson
09-16-2002, 08:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lil'Billy:
Oh yeah, I'm alright. BTW, the "woman" who wrote that shit, well she happens to be some kind of a stalker, and she is "well-known" to have harrassed some of my friends.
Now you know why I have kept a low-profile all this time. This thread, sorry, but I just HAD to have my say about it http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif
</font>

it's you! don't go! we miss your weirdness.

for example, this post leaves me confused. you know the billy stalker? yet they stalked you? and that's why you don't come to netphoria anymore?? wow my head is going to explode...

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